Thanks for not letting TheWho's self-talk derail this thread.
Apparently Sue refers to Aspen now so he really wants to deflect discussion from that.
Who, aren't you ever going to learn? There is no psychological trick you can possibly use that will affect the members of this board. Or the guests. Or whatever program-unaffiliated parents make their way to this place, usually after having already decided to stay far, far away from it. It's just scroll-past, with the option to make fun of as we go.