Nothing more pleases me than fucking with da' man. Just today after I weezed my ass through another fine day of Hash House Harrier fun, carrying no less than three different bloody inhalers on me, I had the opprotunity to meet a young lady. Now this might not seem overly important as I meet alot of young ladies, and sometimes I ... errr never mind.
This gal was different. She came ready with questions. Now its not often I find people here in Korea who know about what I do on fornits, but apparently she heard from a friend of mine who witnessed a late night drunken rant against TBS programs in the middle of a bar. From the description of the event I was later told the bar endorsed my rousing cry to burn the nearest TBS to the ground, but was simply to intoxicated to make good on their promises.
Now this young lady approached me and began asking nice little questions.
Her: I hear you used to live in Florida?
Me: Wut?
Her: I HEAR YOU USED TO LIVE IN FLORIDA?
Me: Drools... burps.. urrrrrrr... picks nose... belches... Yeah I did.
Her: What part?
Me: scratches head moronically.... Northern Florida.
Her: Did you used to work at one of them camps?
Me: Three of them in fact.
Her: Really, what kind of camps?
Me: Boy Scouts, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, and another in Alabama called three springs.
Her: Oh I've heard about Eckerds. I'm thinking of applying to work there.
Me: Sobers up very quickly.... Really, why?
Her: Well I want to work with kids, and they offer a pretty good deal for people with little to no experience.
Me: Yeah they do, but lemme ask you a question?
Her: Sure.
Me: How much of your soul you willing to trade for it.
Needless to say the rest of the conversation was a very detailed accounting of my Eckerd Youth Alternatives experiences. Nothing so brutal as Three Springs, but significant in their own way. I'm pleased with the results. She has decided to join the Americorp and work with kids who can't read rather than consider working for Eckerds.
Just my little part of "Fucking With Da Man."
::fuckoff::
Blow ME EYA!!!
