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« on: July 14, 2006, 05:03:42 PM »
http://www.homewardbound.net/about.htm

Anybody have any experience with this company?
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2006, 12:08:49 AM »
Aftercare: Because the brainwashing they received in the hellhole just wasn't enough.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2006, 12:28:55 AM »
I've been half-tempted to make a series of Fornits propaganda posters. If I had any art skills at all I would.

Simple bumper sticker for the less literate drivers: Don't send your kid away

T-shirt: Front: "You're going to pay thousands of dollars to send your kid to a sadistic Mormon in Utah?" Back: "The kid's not the one with the problem."

And of course a full-size poster..

Hired thug escort service: $3,000+
Two years of humiliation, abuse, and brutality: $100,000
Requests for more money: As much as they can possibly gouge you for
Having your kid come home a shivering, whimpering nervous wreck with permanent emotional problems and extreme latent hatred: PRICELESS!

There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard.
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