"Hello, ABC Escort Company? Yes, I'd like you to show up at 3 AM to this out-of-the-way house..."
*BLAM* *BLAM* *thump* *thump*
Strip their car for parts, empty their wallets, bury everything else.
"Hello, XYZ Escort Company? Yes, I'd like..."
I wonder how many you could do in a row before the cops showed up?
I'd love to see a name-blanked scan of that affidavit.