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The Troubled Teen Industry / Rescue Mission in Mexico (Casa by the Sea)
« on: June 27, 2003, 12:38:00 PM »
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On 2003-06-26 22:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Why rescue just one child???  If the cases of abuse "where" true - why not rescue them all??  My guess is that the parents got the infamous "abuse" letter and believed it without checking it out - and due to the biased publicity more than likely believed it based on that alone.  I'm not impressed. "


This is the most idiotic post I've seen in a long time...
 *hands you the cold-hearted-dumbass award* CONGRATS. You earned it!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Deep Thoughts.............................
« on: April 15, 2003, 04:40:00 PM »
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot.
JH

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Deep Thoughts.............................
« on: April 14, 2003, 12:16:00 AM »
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sight of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
JH

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Deep Thoughts.............................
« on: April 12, 2003, 02:21:00 PM »
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's the soldering of justice."
Then everybody would get real quit and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
JH

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Deep Thoughts ~ Inspiration for the Uninspired
« on: April 09, 2003, 05:04:00 PM »
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

JH

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Deep Thoughts ~ Inspiration for the Uninspired
« on: April 09, 2003, 12:06:00 PM »
To me, The truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing." This is truth to me.
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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your
first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
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I think in one of my past lives I was a king, because I like people to do what I say.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is, is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because, where does he think he's going?!
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It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.



[ This Message was edited by: Jack Handey on 2003-04-09 09:07 ]

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