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Elan School / What was the worst GM you ever saw?
« on: July 11, 2007, 07:15:38 PM »
You suck at being a liar Fartman11111

You are so busted :exclaim:  Mine as well stick your left foot in your mouth along with the right one. That is if there is any room amongst the cocks in your mouth.

What I can't figure out is: You cry foul about Fornits at other sites. yet come here and post at least a dozen times a day.

I really pegged you when I asked if you are a cocaine user. You show signs of major paranoid behavior You think everyone else is one person and everyone is out to get you.


I see a brown noser, cocaine addicted, Gin drinking , liar drunk, who enjoys harrassing people who despise elan. You Fartman11111
 have some serious metal issues along with chemical dependence issues.

You have all this free time to post garbage and I betcha your ass is unemployed and Unemployable..
You're a 2 faced peice of trash who infiltrates web boards only to gain what :question:

Your ugly mug is parked at plentyoffish and you still can't find a suitable date because you are LOONEY
If you were a staff member at elan when I was there, I would've enjoyed spitting in your face. I can only imagine how abusive you were back then and how much you got off on it.

You have nothing but enimies here Fartman11111 and I even think your toe licking buddy has abandoned you.

I know you are not capable of answering questions, so I'll leave you with this.

When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, you should ask yourself why you are such a LOSER :question:


NOW GO BACK TO BEING A COCAINE JUNKIE AND CARRY ON WITH YOUR CARPET FARMING.

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Elan School / Dave Lorch
« on: July 10, 2007, 09:00:34 PM »
Comcast was just the icing on your fecal frosted cake

Fartman1111 is nothing but a big old dummy liar. B.P found a post where he doesn't like talking about fecal matter yet just as of recent  Fartman1111 is talking about fecal matter

Enjoying a 100lb dog and fecal matter :question:

Why is it I have a feeling that the two connect :question:

You a very sick person Fartman11111 very sick :exclaim:

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Elan School / Hey Artman11111...
« on: July 10, 2007, 08:56:33 PM »
About MeI have had an ad here for a long time. I have met a few women,but no matches. I think it must be a blessing because my life is very full. I spend alot of time working. Yep thats how it is when you own a business.But when I am not working,I enjoy my boat,my 100 lb dog and the quiet parts of the day. I am an early riser (5am)
and live for cofee sometimes.I am generally happy and secure with my life. A life partner would be a huge bonus.

Did you have a 5 year old write your profile :question:
I highly doubt you will ever find a date, you have everything negative working against you. your ass can't spell, you're ugly as sin :exclaim: And you lurk at this web board and abuse all who come here. You Sir will one day find out the true meaning of (coming back to bite you in the ass)

Just what is your fucking problem anyway :question:  You didn't get enough sick thrills 25 years ago abusing elaninites that you have to go to an elan school message board and re-abuse everyone :question:


 ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::

He has met a few women that ran away.

Just what do you enjoy about your 100lb dog :question:
Wait, nevermind ..Don't answer that.

I thought Toefag was your life partner :question:

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Elan School / What was the worst GM you ever saw?
« on: July 10, 2007, 08:50:14 PM »
Fartman11111 Ain't no one talking about fecal matter and piss, or was it that is WHAT you enjoy talking about?
I see you mention it quite often. Do you have a fecal fetish or something :question:

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Elan School / Happy 4th of July
« on: July 04, 2007, 09:20:09 AM »
sausage tits   :rofl:

 Do you really have sausage tits Fartman11111 :question:

I remember your profile saying Few extra pounds but don't recall you mentioning about the sausage tit syndrom. Maybe that is why you have trouble seeking love :question:

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Elan School / Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
« on: July 03, 2007, 06:23:54 PM »
I betcha you know everything about Marty Artie :exclaim:

Marty and Artie sitting in a tree....B-L-O-W-J-O-B

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Elan School / Captain Botched Froderik Reporters Assistant
« on: July 03, 2007, 06:20:39 PM »
Fartman11111 do us a favor and sit on a Midnight Monsoon.
That is sure to rock your world.

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Elan School / Losers
« on: July 03, 2007, 06:18:55 PM »
Quote from: ""Botched Programming""
Quote from: ""Captain Spalding""
You sir, show the signs of a cocaine users.
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Hey Captain...... I think you are right about Artie, however he is not a typical cocaine user. He is a carpet farming CRACKHEAD[/b][/i]



Carpet farming crackhead That's hysterical.

Do you think Fartman11111 gets carpet burns on his knees BP :question:

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Elan School / Captain Botched Froderik Reporters Assistant
« on: July 03, 2007, 10:57:42 AM »
Hey Fartman11111 :exclaim:

 ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::fuckoff::  ::fuckoff::  ::fuckoff::  ::fu::  ::kma::  ::fu::  ::kma::

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Elan School / Captain Botched Froderik Reporters Assistant
« on: July 03, 2007, 10:55:23 AM »
Quote from: ""Botched Programming""
Quote from: ""artman11111""
Geeez
For a guy who claims he is not dave.You have a response every time your name is typed.
Now what would make someone other than Dave so upset ?
I would like to stay and continue laughing my ass off at you.But I have a business to run. A meeting to attend.But mostly just dont give a damn Dave
Happy 4th of July
Try a bottle rocket in your ass

Yo Fagman11111.... I mean Artie...... Just a couple things. Do you call working at the Winn-Dixie Deli running a business?? And is the meeting you are attending where your 18 year old boss is reaming you a new ass for not working??? Tell me Artie, are you scared he'll kick your ass or fire you :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Oh and by the way Artie, the 4th of July is tomorrow. I guess running the roman candle up your ass sorta fried your brain.





So Fartman11111 is a glorified Winn-Dixie employee on a power trip? That would explain why he mentions so much about having a business and flying to different States for meetings. He's a failure in life and must Envy people his age who have lots of material things that he can only dream of. So I guess turning to the internet and pretending to be someone your not is the next best thing for you Fartman11111 :question:



You Sir are one confused person....

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Elan School / Losers
« on: July 03, 2007, 10:48:32 AM »
I am not either of these persons you speak of, but I do find it very interesting how you rant on about holding them accountable yet you are the one writing vile disgusting content about them.
You seem to me to not be a very smart man. You assume everyone that comes into contact with you are these two people.
As far as me and you go, you made it your business to make my business yours. Therefore I am at your focus of attention.

I asked if you take cocaine because of the paranoid delusions you show. People that tend to take cocaine have a tendency to become paranoid. I've seen people [/b]become paranoid after taking this drug You sir, show the signs of a cocaine users.

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Elan School / Captain Botched Froderik Reporters Assistant
« on: July 03, 2007, 09:40:41 AM »
ACCOUNTABILITY  ::kma::  ::nails::  ::kma::


 ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::

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Elan School / Hey Artman11111...
« on: July 03, 2007, 09:37:19 AM »
ACCOUNTABILITY    ::kma::  ::nails::

 ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::

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Elan School / Captain Botched Froderik Reporters Assistant
« on: July 03, 2007, 09:33:30 AM »
Quote from: ""artman11111""
oops
who could forget Cap Schmeck.. Mister small penis himself
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:



Wow! It appears Fartman11111 likes to lick and tell. I thought we decided to keep this between us Fartman11111 :question:

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Elan School / Losers
« on: July 03, 2007, 09:30:06 AM »
Do you sniff alot of coke Fartman11111 :question:
You are one PARANOID individual. You think everyone is Dave or Andy. You blabber on about Accountability, but yet YOU write vile disgusting things about them.

Boy you better practice what you preach. I would laugh real hard if all this Accountability came back and bite you in the ass. Matter of fact, a little birdie told me something that was very interesting, and I think in time you will be shocked.

You just keep remebering those words Fartman11111....

(ACCOUNTABILITY.....

It's funny when things come full circle and backfire on others.
Oh it's a small world, yes indeed.

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