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Elan School / TCK and Kickapoo
« on: August 31, 2007, 09:30:39 AM »
Back to the top.



See TCK handle such a rather large Buffalo.



Go TCK!

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Elan School / First ever (TCK Pow WoW)
« on: August 31, 2007, 09:27:30 AM »
Tribal Chief Kruglik wishes to have a sit  down at his pow wow for alumni residents.. He wants to try to persuade them to join the hi-yuh-yuh-dark side. TCK has already made arrangements to  have catered buffalo turd pies and shepard pie.



He also wants to know the # of X alumni that will be attending so that he can make some more little boys under pant teepee for you all to stay in, complete with (poopy holes).  :rofl:



TCK has been out of the spotlight for sometime now as recommended medically by me to do so. TCK has been in touch with the great white spirit horses on a daily basis and has been having pow wow's with his fellow mongoloid indians. They smoke for awhile and trade hydes for shit and stuff like that!  TCK actually swapped all of his buffalo hydes for shit so that he could find his inner self. Many speculate that he will freeze this coming winter because he no longer has any hydes to keep him warm. TCK says that he has plenty of little boys under pants to keep him warm.


TCK has also converted Tony/Tania's amputated penis into a full functional peace smoking pipe. It is also pubic hair smoking compatable.


If any alumni wishes to make reservation for the first ever hi yuh pow wow, now is the time.


May the force of the hi-yuh-yuh be with you all.

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Elan School / And almost 26 years later...
« on: March 11, 2007, 09:21:18 AM »
Marty makes his own vodoo dolls, they are called Bufadoo doo dolls. Made of Buffallo turds.

He is hoping that once completed and tested, that his Bufadoo doo dolls will replace the ring once and for all.

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Elan School / And almost 26 years later...
« on: March 11, 2007, 09:17:58 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Normal and well adjusted people are supposed to frequent this forum.

I am very sad to see that is not happening.

BTW: I went to the Dominican Republic last month and I got to visit Haiti. A very cool place. I picked up some Marty and Tania M. vodoo dolls!



Was curious of something? Did the Marty Vodoo Doll come with a feather in his head and swollen hands?

How about the Tania vodoo toll? Was it A-Sexual or did it come with a removable penis?

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Elan School / TCK and Kickapoo
« on: November 29, 2006, 08:07:48 AM »
Back to the top as TCK would want that.

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Elan School / What TCK did on Thanksgiving
« on: November 29, 2006, 08:03:21 AM »
TCK has a persoanl Vendetta against Pilgrims and shot arrows and threw spears at pictures of Pilgrims.
Then ate some grilled buffalo turds and washed it down with a warm glass of Buffalo urine.
TCK gave thanks to the great Tatanka and said, "Me suh hate Pilgrims and all white men who rape Me suh's Mongoloid grounds."

A month earlier, on hallows eve, some locals dressed up as Pilgrims and soaped TCK's tee-pee and actually did what TCK would consider *Vandalism* to his tee-pee.
"The soap cleansed off the shit stains of his tee-pee."
That angered TCK very much and he needed extra therapy and support to get through the week. TCK takes Buffalo turd smearing very serious and considers it a religious sacrament in the ways of an Indian Mongoloidist. TCK also recited 25 hi-yuh-yuh's after discovering that people dressed as Pilgrims on Hallows eve threw soap at his tee-pee and paid homage to the great white spirit horse.

TCK then smeared himself with Buffalo turds then called for a 3 house GM and chose residents at random to be abused.

"Me suh must make someone pay for Me suh's tent being soaped on Hallows Eve" replied TCK.

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Elan School / When did elan stop dressing people up in crazy costumes?
« on: November 29, 2006, 07:48:17 AM »
*Marty simply carried out orders*

Well that is certainly true.

Marty intially went through Elan as a resident, but when it was time for he to leave he had no where to go after Elan and was hired by Joe to be a servant @ the Ricci Estate, Eventially Kruglik was hired to work @ Elan as a staff, then later moved up positions.

Legend has it, that Kruglik shamed his tribe long ago and was asked never to return, His tribe also senced that his head was on backwards and labled him a Mongoloid. American Indians are very proud, both of themselves and their culture, and when Marty starting acting rather unusual at a very young age, he was then labled as a Mongoloid and not accepted by his fellow tribesmen.

Marty started his own tribe later in life, well after completing the Elan program. He made a few tipis in the backwoods of Elan's property and called his village *Indian Mongoloid Reservation*
These are the facts that I gathered from different sites and alot from here that explains the way of the Kruglik.
I personally could never make out the Indian Mongoloid jibberish language he spoke oftenly. But if you ask me, he sounds alot like Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars when speaking, with the exception of the different tones.

Anyway back to his village of tipis he made. Marty would trap/hunt the stray cats that lived at Elan and cook them up and eat them inside his tipis, some say his tipis was constructed of boys under garments, as tags that said *Fruit of the loom* can be seen all over the tipis. He dug these holes in the middle of the tipis where as he would use them as a bed to lay his ugly head down. Marty also refers to his background as being an Indian Mongoloidist and is no longer permitted to be called a Native American Indian. Infact the NAI made it perfectly clear to him never to refer to himself as a NAI or they would scalp him.

Kruglik has created a following in his little village, and only accepts people that are into child abuse and brain washing.

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Elan School / Very important message....from TCK
« on: October 20, 2006, 11:34:09 AM »
hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,
hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh

me suh touch pee-pee in sweat tent sessions.

hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh

me suh walk with head facing down towards ground
me suh have swollen fingers, and wear feather in long grey hair.


hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh

Kickapoo moved out of me suh's tee-pee & now lives in Pete Row row row your boat tee-pee.
me suh very upset, Kickapoo leave me suh, and me suh lonely now.

hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh

me suh plan on running great general meeting with huge bon fire and me suh made huge totem pole with me suh's head on top.

hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
hi-yuh-yuh-yuh,hi-yuh-yuh-yuh



And thats that!

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Elan School / See TCK's picture come to life
« on: September 28, 2006, 08:18:15 PM »

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Elan School / Kruglik & Merret Realtors
« on: September 28, 2006, 07:42:48 PM »
TCK has just decided to build clay mud huts and introduce them to the Kruglik and Merret real estate sales team.

TCK has built clay mud huts in the past and actually leased one out to Marc Rosenberg so that he could shoot up his dope in privacy. And his clay mud hut was not far from Elan, a 5 minute walk or so into the woods. So Rosenberg could get high then go back to work and abusive the shit out of the residents.

Rosenberg modified and upgraded his clay mud hut with a telescope, so that he could effectively get close up views of the womens dorms and the bathrooms. Being a peeping Tom was one of many of Marcs trades. Marc was intimidated of women his age, therefor took out his frustrations on 13-16 year old girls at Elan.
He love to mind fuck them at any chance and all costs and humiluate them all the time.

Marc especially loved working the over night shift, there he can wander around in the darkness and peep into the dorm windows without anyone seeing him. TCK did the same, except it was strictly for the mens dorms that caught his interest.

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Elan School / NEEDED-- PICTURES OF MR PINK
« on: September 28, 2006, 07:28:36 PM »
Joe Hired TCK because he was a great child abuser, from that TCK molded many more child abusers, but only the best child abusers got the job. Gottlieb, Rosenberg, Flyn, and Roy to name a few.

Staff members come and go, and the reason why they go is because they aren't abusive enough for TCK's standards. Elan wants staff members that will abuse children and be viscious attack dogs during a general meeting.

So if you think you got what it takes to abuse an innocent defenseless teen, then Elan wants you :exclaim:

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Elan School / I got A Big stool for those corrupt mother fuckers
« on: September 28, 2006, 07:12:49 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
To all the corrupt mother fuckers in Elan,Marty.Marc,Jeffery,Tonya.I got a big long peice of fecal matter for you mother fukers.I call it "You concept christmas stool for you".

Hope all you mother fuckers up there at Elan have a very very depressed rotten christmas.For all the students trapped up there,my condolences are with ya.


TCK would greatly appreciate that fecal matter too. If you would like to send TCK fecal matter here is the address and contact information.

Tribal Chief Marty Kruglik abusive Director
Telephone: (207) 998-4666
Elan School Fax: (207) 998-4660
P.O. Box 578 E-mail: www.elanschool.com

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Elan School / TCK and Kickapoo
« on: September 28, 2006, 07:07:30 PM »
TCK wanted this thread to go back to the top so that his pictures can be displayed for all to see.

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Elan School / Kruglik & Merret Realtors
« on: September 28, 2006, 07:04:38 PM »
Tonya and TCK are becoming very competitive between each other when it comes to selling tee-pees. Tonya has decided to do lap dances for potential customers in hopes to achieve better tee-pee sales rates.

TCK on the other hand has decided to perform IMR fire dance rituals and give out free medicine bags to ward off evil spirits.

Will any of their tactics have an impact on sales??? stay tuned...

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Elan School / -GREG CRUZ FAREWELL PARTY--SEE YOU NEXT YEAR-
« on: September 28, 2006, 06:56:57 PM »
TCK just informed me to tell Greg that he has a special medicine bag he made for Greg to help ease the Flu like symptoms. Also said the reason people get flu's is because they dont say enough "Hi yuh yuh yuh's" and believe in the great white spirit horse. TCK also recomends drinking pure buffalo urine and smear buffalo turds around base of neck, this also helps ward off the white man from tacking him captive and putting TCK through their judicial court system.

TCK says that child abuse is legal according to Indian Mongoloid Law and can be performed on any IMR camground and white mans law cannot intervien.

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