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The Troubled Teen Industry / Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
« on: May 03, 2006, 08:29:00 PM »
Rampant alcohol and sex abuse are more signs of the end times. Invite the word of Jesus into your heart, before it's too late. The end is near.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
« on: May 03, 2006, 08:27:00 PM »
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Mr. Fallwell,
What do we do about childhood masturbation?


Nip it in the but before it starts. Remember, it all starts with the parents. They need to use available technology to keep their kids in line to receive the lord's good blessing on their day of reckoning.
Wireless pinhole cameras in the ceiling are both easy to install and affordable. Review the tapes and when the child is found masturbating, give them a thorough shaming, make them read the bible more often, and explain how perverted masturbation is.
If this doesn't work, there is always the dog cage. Thank you for your interest, please donate money to my ministry in exchange for this advice. God bless my son.
Now, let us all pray.


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The Troubled Teen Industry / Im scared for my son...
« on: May 03, 2006, 08:17:00 PM »
When I saw your son's picture I threw up in my mouth. I want you to get that boy the help he needs now, the devil has been running amock for too long. I assume you must live in California? Send this boy to one of my ministries where we will purify him in the name of the lord. God save this boy, he might be too far gone already. If he doesn't straighten up he will go to hell. Do you really want your son to go to hell?


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The Troubled Teen Industry / Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
« on: May 03, 2006, 08:15:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-03 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?"


I have a program for you. Go to a dog store and buy there medium sized dog cage. Lock your boy in it until he promises not to have sex until he is married. Premarital sex really gives me the creeps. Tell his cousin if she loves him she can wait. If this doesn't work, send him to my ministries. God bless my son.


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