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An open discussion about the troubled parent industry

On 2005-09-26 12:15:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:

"Need advice about sumpn', yo?



Nevermind that Fucktard dude...



Aks ME about it right here. :smokin:"

Get out of my territory. I'm in this buisness now.

On 2005-09-25 07:57:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I think my candle addiction is getting out of hand.  At first it started as a small collection that I bought to cast a love spell.  After placing them all on the altar under the waxing moon, the altar still seemed bare, so I bought a few more.



Calling the fire department was a little overkill, but apparently I violated my deed restriction, and it really pissed off the neighbors.  Well it pissed off the female neighbors.  Actually - most of the female neighbors, since my love spell captured every male and a couple of females in a 10 block radius.



I spent two weeks entertaining those who fell into the spell.  Since a lot of them brought alcohol and various drugs to our interludes, I'm now hooked on everything from beer to heroin, and I'm having a hard time affording candles.



I've looked into 12 step programs, and I even went to one.  After the meeting, I picked up more candles, and saw my coke dealer, then went home for a threesome and by the morning the coke and candles were all gone.



I'm broke and exhausted. Can anyone help me?"

Dear Candle Lady,

Stop stressing about buying candles. My motto is to shoplift anything that can be concealed.

Next time you cast a spell on those lucky men make sure you get them to bring drugs and candles. No woman should ever have to pay for anything as long as she has a vagina between her legs.