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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:51:00 AM »
Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!  :rofl:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / yoyoyoyoyoyooyyoyo
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:49:00 AM »
Now, now...my apologies, I was talking to "him" not you... :em:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:40:00 AM »
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:28:00 AM »
How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / yoyoyoyoyoyooyyoyo
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:08:00 AM »
Well it's time to yank it outta there, fuckstick - I've got work to do. :grin:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I am NOT this Animals guy, OK?
« on: January 06, 2006, 12:57:00 AM »
Quote
On 2006-01-05 21:14:00, Antigen wrote:

"He's were this Animals guy :exclaim:




I resemble that remark...

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Elan School / Trun about is fair play
« on: January 05, 2006, 11:54:00 PM »
Bend over, spread 'em & we'll see about that!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I am NOT this Animals guy, OK?
« on: January 05, 2006, 05:01:00 PM »
Eh...?

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I am NOT this Animals guy, OK?
« on: January 05, 2006, 04:48:00 PM »
Thank you for clarifying that, anon.

See, moron? I'm not "Animals," so fuck yourself!! :lol:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I am NOT this Animals guy, OK?
« on: January 05, 2006, 04:36:00 PM »
Ginger, I don't mind if you clarify this simple fact for these idiots.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I am NOT this Animals guy, OK?
« on: January 05, 2006, 04:34:00 PM »
Can we move on, now? .  ::bwahaha:: :wave:  :wave:
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I'm Lord Obnoxio -- the most arrogant man alive!!

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Web forum hosting / FORNITS GETS $$$ TO ADVERTISE FOR WWASPS AND OTHER TEEN TORT
« on: January 05, 2006, 04:29:00 PM »
WHAT new website? :???:

You really are a fucking idiot, you know... :lol:

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Web forum hosting / FORNITS GETS $$$ TO ADVERTISE FOR WWASPS AND OTHER TEEN TORT
« on: January 05, 2006, 03:26:00 PM »
>YAWN<

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Web forum hosting / FORNITS GETS $$$ TO ADVERTISE FOR WWASPS AND OTHER TEEN TORT
« on: January 05, 2006, 03:18:00 PM »
Where the fuck did you go?  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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Web forum hosting / FORNITS GETS $$$ TO ADVERTISE FOR WWASPS AND OTHER TEEN TORT
« on: January 05, 2006, 03:16:00 PM »
Now go email her to ask whether I'm animals or not..  :roll:  :lol:

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