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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Observation of the moment
« on: January 25, 2006, 11:23:00 AM »
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"

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Lord Obnoxio -- the most arrogant man alive!!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Recipes
« on: January 16, 2006, 08:54:00 PM »
Quote
On 2006-01-16 12:41:00, Antigen wrote:

"Yeah, this place really is a natural meat market, isn't it?

 ::bwahaha::  ::bwahaha:: ::argue::  :nworthy:  :nworthy:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 08, 2006, 12:59:00 AM »
You like to bite, eh? . ::eek3:: :grin:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:17:00 AM »
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name, Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin.  :lol:  :lol:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:17:00 AM »
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:13:00 AM »
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy. "I agree. We?ll grab her..." said the second. "Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"  :rofl:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:12:00 AM »
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?" "Fuck off, no you can't smell my cunt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".  :lol:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:08:00 AM »
Young Johnny and Susie were playing doctor, on the back porch when Susie's mom popped in on them. "You're gonna get a good lickin when daddy gets home" she said Susie replied, "Johnny's been doing that all afternoon."

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:07:00 AM »
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:05:00 AM »
Two men dicussing how tight ass cold their wives had been to them about giving sex. The first fellow says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass of water in bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice." The second fellow says "Hell, every time my old lady spreads her legs the furnace kicks in!"

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:03:00 AM »
A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"? The bunny says "No". So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 02:02:00 AM »
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:59:00 AM »
Three people walked by a strip bar they walked in, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of her butt. The next guy also, licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on the other side of her butt. The third guy walks in takes out a credit card swipes it through her butt and takes the 200 dollars.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:53:00 AM »
An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup."

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / dirty joke thread
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:52:00 AM »
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

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