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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Dallas Straight Guest Book
« on: December 09, 2005, 03:24:00 AM »
Yes. And I know because I have eaten a lot of turkey lately and it's really good for memory. Otherwise I would for sure have forgotten.

Besides all of that nonsense, I am really getting tired of feeling this feeling about straight that I still have trouble putting my finger on. It's a combination of abandonment and powerlessness (ha! a feeling though, not a death sentence). More being abandoned and forgotten. Or betrayed. I was completely betrayed by my MOTHER. How can your mother abandon you?

Outside
Gets inside
Through her skin.
I've been out before
But this time it's much safer in.

Last night in the sky,
Such a bright light.
My radar send me danger
But my instincts tell me to keep

Breathing,
("Out, in, out, in, out, in...")
Breathing,
Breathing my mother in,
Breathing my beloved in,
Breathing,
Breathing her nicotine,
Breathing,
Breathing the fall-out in,
Out in, out in, out in, out in.

We've lost our chance.
We're the first and the last, ooh,
After the blast.
Chips of Plutonium
Are twinkling in every lung.

I love my
Beloved, ooh,
All and everywhere,
Only the fools blew it.
You and me
Knew life itself is

Breathing,
("Out, in, out, in, out...")
Breathing,
Breathing my mother in,
Breathing my beloved in,
Breathing,
Breathing her nicotine,
Breathing,
Breathing the fall-out in,
Out in, out in, out in, out in,
Out in, out in, out in, out...
("Out!")

"In point of fact it is possible to tell the
("Out!")
difference between a small nuclear explosion and
a large one by a very simple method. The calling
card of a nuclear bomb is the blinding flash that
is far more dazzling than any light on earth--brighter
even than the sun itself--and it is by the duration
of this flash that we are able to determine the size
("What are we going to do without?")
of the weapon. After the flash a fireball can be
seen to rise, sucking up under it the debris, dust
and living things around the area of the explosion,
and as this ascends, it soon becomes recognisable
as the familiar "mushroom cloud". As a demonstration
of the flash duration test let's try and count the
number of seconds for the flash emitted by a very
small bomb; then a more substantial, medium-sized
bomb; and finally, one of our very powerful,
"high-yield" bombs

"What are we going to do without?"
Ooh please!
"What are we going to do without?"
Let me breathe!
"What are we going to do without?"
Ooh, Quick!
"We are all going to die without!"
Breathe in deep!
"What are we going to die without?"
Leave me something to breathe!
"We are all going to die without!"
Oh, leave me something to breathe!
"What are we going to do without?"
Oh, God, please leave us something to breathe!"
"We are all going to die without
Oh, life is--Breathing.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Texas Monthly 06/90
« on: December 07, 2005, 05:48:00 PM »
I was just thinking about the one time I saw a nurse (and i never saw a doctor). It was disturbing to say the least. It makes me so mad  :flame:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Dallas Straight Guest Book
« on: December 07, 2005, 05:40:00 PM »
Jim Horn 89
Carmel Woods (Fales) Mar '90-Nov '90.
Lisa Hartman mar 1991- june 1991
Jane A. 1989

What's up Jim?

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Freedom of Information Act
« on: December 07, 2005, 05:38:00 PM »
You can't get other people's confidential information through the Freedom of Information Act. You can only get information such as investigations about companies who are licensed by the state. It's meant to be a guarantee that they will send you the information that you are supposed to have access to, I believe. (Of course that doesn't always work either).

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Texas Monthly 06/90
« on: December 05, 2005, 10:39:00 PM »
Why was Anne Petito pouring alcohol on your arms. That should have been a nurse or a doctor, not Mrs. Petito. Good grief.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Help Need !!
« on: December 03, 2005, 05:56:00 PM »
Very resourceful! That's what you need anon, not less pot, but more resourcefullness! Think SUCCESS.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Help Need !!
« on: December 02, 2005, 08:25:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-01 19:47:00, Anonymous wrote:

"

 Here's a clue -  get help for your drug problem.  Then you won't have to worry about drug screens.



 Anyone can test my pee anytime- no worries!"


Yes and if I could fly I wouldn't have to worry about using the damned stairs.  :roll: [ This Message was edited by: JMA on 2005-12-02 17:25 ]

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Insomnia
« on: December 02, 2005, 03:38:00 PM »
OK thanks!  :smile: [ This Message was edited by: JMA on 2005-12-02 12:39 ]

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Insomnia
« on: December 02, 2005, 12:08:00 AM »
Can you tell me what form do you take, and how much? I think I have insomniatic tendencies also.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Can I just tell ye now
« on: November 26, 2005, 10:21:00 PM »
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On 2005-11-23 19:39:00, Cayo Hueso wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-11-18 16:28:00, Antigen wrote:


"Ok, that's it. I'm starting a cult. Ya'll can start sending me all your money now.


It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
http://lfb.com/?stocknumber=FF7485&code=10247' target='_new'>Thomas Jefferson



"




What are the creedos (if any) of said cult?  



Do I need to recruit anyone?



Is dissent allowed among the ranks?



and last and most importantly is it required to have an incredibly twited sense of homor to join?



Please send me whatever info you can.

They came with a Bible and their religion- stole our land, crushed our spirit... and now tell us we should be thankful to the 'Lord' for being saved.
--Chief Pontiac, American Indian Chieftain

"


The creedo is to send Ginger your money, as a way of showing your dedication to the group (not because Ginger really wants or needs your money).

You don't need to recruit people---but keep in mind that if you don't you will die an emotional if not physical death.

Yes dissent is allowed! In fact it is part of your duty to tell the group whenever you dissent. But realize the group loves you enough to call you out on any bad intentions or lack of dedication that comes out through your dissent.

Yes you should have a twisted sense of humor, but only to deal with those who are sick and in need of help. Or those that need to be reminded of their place.

 :smile:

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Ha ha, if you want to talk to my dad about it :smile: If you knew him you would know how funny that is. Even the mere suggestion would send him off.

Of course, I eat meat too. I've considered being a vegetarian for those same reasons, but it is hard to make sure that every time I eat there is no meat or the meat comes from Whole Foods. I respect those that can do it, but I'm just not cut out for it.

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Are you suggesting that we bring this list to Thanksgiving dinner or what?

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Ok these are a little better:

Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner

1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.

3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.

4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing."

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / It's snowin' in PA
« on: November 24, 2005, 02:55:00 AM »
That's it, I'm moving up north!

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Sigh...me too. Two days off from work and my whole sleeping schedule has been ruined! :wink:

How about these jokes:

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turKEY

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I'm stuffed!

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

Because they never learned good table manners!


I know, I know...Just thought I'd add some thanksgiving spirit here! Ha ha :wink:
[ This Message was edited by: JMA on 2005-11-23 23:51 ]

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