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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Rules Rap
« on: September 09, 2005, 03:18:00 PM »
2. What you see here, what you hear here, what you do here--remains here.
( We know what this was all about. )


#6. No borrowing money, candy, or cigarettes.
( Hell there was no smoking. )

#22. No telling your parents your host parent's names or phone number.
( Fear of information leaking out ?? )

#35. No 98 ROCK or Saturday Night Live.
( Enjoyment is not allowed. )

#37. No Leaning or slouching.
( No telling how many brusies on my back from having some asshole poke me with his finger to make me sit up and motivate. )

#40. Hang on tight to newcomers by the beltloop.
( The key word is beltloop not back of the pants creating MEGA-WEDGIE.)

#51. No "R" rated movies.
( Must be like Mr Rogers. )

A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
--Frank Zappa


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Guided Imagery ?
« on: September 09, 2005, 02:55:00 PM »
It is like a WAKE UP talking about this. I remember when we were doing this " TOUR " so to say it would take us to a world of happy happy joy joy. Also I remember doing skits about what our lives were like before straight...Was just a good way for them to blow people away for glamorizing their druggie past, or praise people for thinking of themselves as " BOPS ".

The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
--John Adams, U.S. President


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Grosser than Gross
« on: September 09, 2005, 02:23:00 PM »
Quote
On 2005-09-09 11:17:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:

"Snot rags left on the chairs in group.  BTW i don' remember the so-called "blue" chairs which many have referred to.  The chairs at Springfield were orange.(maybe some were yellow too)"


Hey Pirate....Atlanta had blue chairs and I'm pretty sure Saint Pete did too.  :grin:

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
--Unanimous


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Grosser than Gross
« on: September 09, 2005, 02:17:00 PM »
Having to watch your newcomer take a shit.

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proven innocent.
--Robert A. Heinlen, American science-ficiton author


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Food we ate
« on: September 09, 2005, 02:12:00 PM »
I remember eating alot of Hamburger Helper at the host home. Peanutbutter and jelly, some kind of fruit and a granola bar for lunch, then dinner was whatever slop they decided to serve. and on the grosser than gross post I remember the warm tap water to drink.

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
--Jedi Knight school drop out.

[ This Message was edited by: DOC SLOW on 2005-09-09 11:13 ]

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Grosser than Gross
« on: September 09, 2005, 01:43:00 PM »
Quote
On 2005-09-09 10:41:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:

"Or in an intake room"


I agree Pirate...An intake room where newcomers we being held in the morning waiting for the group to start and someone letting a fart.

The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
-- John Muir


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Guided Imagery ?
« on: September 09, 2005, 01:37:00 PM »
I had forgotten about this until I started reading this thread, but I remember the same that the lights were dimmed and the staff member would take us on some kind of guided meditation, then afterwards we were to relate.

When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=william+blake' target='_new'>William Blake


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Grosser than Gross
« on: September 09, 2005, 01:34:00 PM »
The nasty food from Sands cafeteria that the Atlanta group served every day that we were forced to eat all of.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6302294274/circlofmiamithem' target='_new'>John Cleese


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I don't like where this Group is at.
« on: September 01, 2005, 04:44:00 PM »
FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

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Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time, and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against.

--Thomas Carlyle


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / " Cutting "
« on: September 01, 2005, 04:22:00 PM »
As for myself I haven't done anything like this since,( unless you count tatoos ) however I have read some articles on the web where other people have continued this self destructive behavior. Addicted to pain....hmmm

Bigot: One fanatically devoted to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and intolerant of those who differ.
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary' target='_new'>Webster's


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Y'all okay in the hurricane path there?
« on: September 01, 2005, 02:27:00 PM »
Still in tact...they faired the last few hurricanes fortunately...However with all the development going on down here the landscape is constantly changing.....But for now " PARTY ON "

Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror.
--Francois Marie Arouet "Voltaire", French author and playwright


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Y'all okay in the hurricane path there?
« on: September 01, 2005, 01:55:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-01 10:46:00, Antigen wrote:

"Some years ago, I took my kids on a tour of the GoodYear blimp hanger in Pompano. They guy giving the presentation mentioned that, every time they overflew the Orange Bowl (now JR Stadium, I think) in Overtown, they got shot at. Fortunately, a few little bullet holes won't take down a blimp. But he pointed out a couple of visible patches. Those were the lucky shots. Usually those crack heads miss entirely.



Evidently, even under normal circumstances, people who live in desperate poverty will take a pot shot or two at any target that presents.



I'm really surprised at all the outrage and condemnation. It's asif eveybody expects (takes for granted?) that a crisis will melt away all the usual human flaws and frailties and bring out the best in every one. Not so, folks! Yeah, it's nice when the lights go out for a few hours to have a chance to shoot the shit w/ neighbors who normally never bother to stop and talk. I actually miss those regular outages we used to enjoy in Florida for just that reason. But you can't really count on everybody becoming saintly just because the shit hit the fan. In fact, I would imagine there's a good deal of grudge settling going on along w/ the looting and such.



People are, after all, still people.

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
--Sigmund Freud


"


Hey Antigen....You mentioned living in Florida and the Goodyear blimp hanger in Pompano,        ( which I drive by at least 2-3 times a week ). Are you still in Florida???

Ministers say that they teach charity. That is natural. They live on hand-outs. All beggars teach that others should give.
--Robert G. Ingersoll, American politician and lecturer


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Elan School / Gas prices in your neigborhood
« on: September 01, 2005, 01:37:00 PM »
It's just some bastard putting another dollar in his pocket....The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough.
--Aldous Huxley, author


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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / " Cutting "
« on: September 01, 2005, 01:12:00 PM »
When I was in Str8 during my so called misbehaving period I tried a weak ass attempt at doing the cutting thing. I look at my arms today and I see a couple of scars that is remaints of those days, however I know of a few other people who were serious about it and cut thenselves deep. The emotional and mental scars are far worse than the physical scars for me however they must have been tramatic for the others I have mentioned. Lets discuss.

Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? ... If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?
-- Patrick Henry


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Elan School / Gas prices in your neigborhood
« on: September 01, 2005, 12:48:00 PM »
Here in Welt Palm Beach yesterday was $2.79 a gallon for regular unleaded. This morning $3.04.

If only there were evil people somewhere, insidiously committing evil
deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060007761/circlofmiamithem' target='_new'>Alexandr Solzhenitsyn


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