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Elan School / Soft Scrub
« on: January 28, 2006, 05:33:00 PM »
From the Law Offices of Thompson, Duke, & Gonzo
Somewhere outside of Owl Farm #5, CO, USA:
My client wishes to express his sincere gratitude for all the laughs and chuckles he has recieved for free from this web forum, but regrets to inform certain key members of his inner circle that, due to the gayness level of the site reaching 54.3, he will be unable to participate any longer. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, but I must refer you to Section 9 of his Fornits contract, which incidentally expired as of January 1, 2006.
In the meantime, my client will be on vacation at an undisclosed location, working on his tan and a forthcoming memoir, as well as allowing his brain, liver, and renal system to recover from a massive wormwood overdose, in order to prepare for his wedding to the beautiful and artfully talented Ms. Marisa Green.
Again, thanks for the laughs, the poorly crafted jibes against his sexuality, reputation, and financial status, along with many notable stories, elan-bot manuals, grizzly v. polar bear polls, and JNAILZ updates. He wishes each and all of you perverts, freaks, faggots, sluts, elderly, alcoholics, anorexics, child-pornographers, Mainers, injuns, niggers, Isuzu-driving-spics, overweight, foul smelling, diseased, herion-addicted, SyN, social rejects, criminally insane, terminally bored, damaged goods, low-IQ, no-chance-in-hell-of-getting-laid, facially deformed, Artman, hunchbacked, illiterate, hermaphroditic, LOSERS an unhappy, and monumentally unsuccesful life.
:wave: toodles
-Mr Pink's Attorney
-Mr. Pink's Accountant
-Mr. White
&
-Mr. Pink
Somewhere outside of Owl Farm #5, CO, USA:
My client wishes to express his sincere gratitude for all the laughs and chuckles he has recieved for free from this web forum, but regrets to inform certain key members of his inner circle that, due to the gayness level of the site reaching 54.3, he will be unable to participate any longer. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, but I must refer you to Section 9 of his Fornits contract, which incidentally expired as of January 1, 2006.
In the meantime, my client will be on vacation at an undisclosed location, working on his tan and a forthcoming memoir, as well as allowing his brain, liver, and renal system to recover from a massive wormwood overdose, in order to prepare for his wedding to the beautiful and artfully talented Ms. Marisa Green.
Again, thanks for the laughs, the poorly crafted jibes against his sexuality, reputation, and financial status, along with many notable stories, elan-bot manuals, grizzly v. polar bear polls, and JNAILZ updates. He wishes each and all of you perverts, freaks, faggots, sluts, elderly, alcoholics, anorexics, child-pornographers, Mainers, injuns, niggers, Isuzu-driving-spics, overweight, foul smelling, diseased, herion-addicted, SyN, social rejects, criminally insane, terminally bored, damaged goods, low-IQ, no-chance-in-hell-of-getting-laid, facially deformed, Artman, hunchbacked, illiterate, hermaphroditic, LOSERS an unhappy, and monumentally unsuccesful life.
:wave: toodles
-Mr Pink's Attorney
-Mr. Pink's Accountant
-Mr. White
&
-Mr. Pink