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Elan School / th art of war
« on: June 15, 2004, 01:32:00 PM »
When you engage in actual fighting, if victory
    is long in coming, then men's weapons will grow dull and
    their ardor will be damped.  If you lay siege to a town,
    you will exhaust your strength.
Again, if the campaign is protracted, the resources
    of the State will not be equal to the strain.

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Elan School / its no use earth people
« on: June 15, 2004, 11:21:00 AM »
we have taken control, now who wants an anal probe?

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Elan School / take me to your dealer
« on: June 15, 2004, 04:09:00 AM »
your new alien leader is assuming control over this forum... we have been summoned by the great Jordan.. he has contacted via the anal probe we shoved in his ass 6 or so months ago when he decied to make a silly little movie on elan.. since then, our aliens  have been monitoring the anal probe in between his numerous disgusting bowl movements...
we come in peace...

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