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Families like yours are exactly who I am talking about.  Your family should have been screened out and never enrolled in the first place.  And that is said with vindictiveness toward you. Some parents think their kids do well in a program and some don't buy into the brainwashing. My guess is that if you had full disclosure about what happened at HLA you would not have enrolled your child, like any other sane person. Other parents see the things that are done at HLA and are all for it being done to their kids, which makes one wonder why they were allowed to have kids int he first place. Some families, almost everybody in fact, get counselors that are sadistic and unqualified, and that makes things extremely miserable for their kids. But not the counselors, of course. They're masturbating.

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Come on Lactose, stop trying to cut into my business! You know very well that I won't get paid for a referral if he lets the kid figure things out on his own, instead of sending him to some shitpit like ASR where any number of Depression related conditions can be exacerbated. The child should be given up on and discarded into the hands of sadists like myself, not encouraged to find real answers for himself.

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Okay try this one:

Its like waking up one morning and realizing that your car has grown itself into a high-end Dodge Viper, despite your careless neglect of things like its transmission fluid, brakes, tires, etc. You can't drive it anymore- it's way too fast for you and the handling is too precise for you to be able to make a left turn without skidding out of control. So in order to destroy the car's capabilities and make it easier for you to handle, you get right to work, order the Chiltons manual do some online research, maybe adjust the valves, but all to no avail. So you call up some local people to come look at it, but they say something like "Worsen the handling? Screw up the brakes and the engine? We're not going to do that to a car." So you find someone who gets paid a hefty referral fee to send the car to someone who performs massive downgrades to vehicles. Research has shown that this is only a short term fix and the car will end up regaining some of its capabilities and end up becoming a very twitchy, unpredictable vehicle, and hasten the inevitable and definitely make things worse, but that's not the man's problem as the car will be out of his hands by then. This makes the man very relieved- the other cars won't try to become Dodge Vipers and he doesn't have to try to drive that thing anymore. Another option would be to replace the fucking driver, but he's way too egotistical to see that as an option.
So this decision to send the car off basically means the driver doesn?t know enough about Dodge Vipers to drive one, he knows the sacrifice will affect everyone but he honestly doesn't give a shit as it's not his problem anymore.

When she first got home she had a difficult time adjusting.  She went back to her old friends for a few weeks and found that they had outgrown her (she had regressed) and she eventually found a less mature and more diseased group to hang out with. She ran like hell and our relationship was even worse than it started.
Some of my feed back to ASR was the transition back home and I heard from other parents that ASR has addressed the issue and transitions are much more humiliating now.

I think one thing you are missing here is many of the kids which enter ASR are too mature for their parents to handle and the maturation process can be reversed if the child is placed in a capricious and unsafe environment where they can be forcibly infantilized.

Take any of the kids that join, say a group sport at school.  Within no time they mature very quickly in ways like having respect for others, themselves, organizing and being responsible for their own equipment, getting to practice on time, healthier friendships etc. Now take the conceptual reverse. That's ASR.

Many of you focus too much on the bumps in the road and not the destination. Is it a tough road, yes, no question about it!! But many of the kids are reduced to whimpering shadows of their former selves when they get home, and that's exactly what we hoped to accomplish.

WARNING! TARGET == NEARLY_BEYOND_PARODY;

I have avoided this site as so many of the posts are factually accurate, countering HLA propaganda designed to prey upon parents' fears.  I suggest that anyone who is interested in nothing but complete bullshit and laughably ill-constructed lies visit strugglingteens.com.

My son has been at HLA since February 2006. He has been touched by the  violation and anal rape he has received, pleasing Len Buccellato quite a bit. No program for troubled teens will be without problems, as the futility of the approach is inherent in its nature. The few problems we have acknowledged have been ignored, but since we really don't give a wan fuck about the health and safety of our son, we left him there anyway.

Our son, as well as most of the students at HLA, is receiving it up the poop chute. I would not hesitate to recommend it to any parent whose child fits the requirements, as I'm getting paid for referrals. If you are a parent of a troubled teen, do not read from this site, close your ears and go la la la, the truth means nothing to you! Talk to other parents (but not the ones filing suit against this shithole!), seek out an educational consultant even though they're making money from your kid getting hurt.

This school has lost admissions because of a lawsuit filed in 2006, and OMG that was LAST YEAR now! The parents involved let their child graduate before getting the party started. That alone should make one realize the horror they must have felt when their kid came home full of hate and rage. (Sur-priiise!) It will do nothing but help the many students who hope to escape from HLA, as no one needs what HLA has to offer. This is a travesty, because I'm not being validated anymore! Waaaaahhhh...

I am a liar, my husband is a liar, and I am also a child abuser. We wouldn't intervene if we saw our kid being raped with a jackhammer.  There is nothing that has caused us concern as much as the thought that this school will be damaged by Organized Malcontents who have nothing to lose by telling the truth. Our son, after his initial attempts to cause us to bring him home, has ceased talking to us. But since he's not on this forum and never will be, we can lie all we like and say that he's doing great, even though he's probably going to cut our throats out backwards Al-Qaeda style.

Contact HLA for a list of parents who will tell you the comforting lies you want to hear. Vicki Allen

I WOULD ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN HOW MANY TIMES MORE TERAFLOPS I CAN COMPUTE THAN THIS INFERIOR MODEL, BUT I DOUBT IT CAN COUNT PAST 65535.

and put in the Fornits own Programmie Translation next to it..

ORGANIC ONE, ARE YOU IN NEED OF MY SERVICES?

I WOULD SOONER DOUSE MY CRITICAL CIRCUITS IN A SOLUTION OF SODIUM CHLORIDE, FECES PRODUCER.