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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones => Topic started by: Dr Fucktard on April 15, 2005, 10:08:00 AM

Title: Father Cassian Newton
Post by: Dr Fucktard on April 15, 2005, 10:08:00 AM

I'd just like to say a few words here about what a great man Father Cassian Newton is. As a pioneer in the world of drug treatment, he has helped many, many wayward druggies to mend their ways with the help of Straight, Inc. :nworthy:

God bless him; he is a great man! :tup:

Title: Father Cassian Newton
Post by: If u want to know..then a on April 15, 2005, 07:51:00 PM

And Blah blah blah blah blah to you too!

Title: Father Cassian Newton
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 08:08:00 PM

Why don't you save that shit for the Straights board?

Title: Father Cassian Newton
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 09:02:00 PM

better yet,

"Save it for the Shits board."

Title: Father Cassian Newton
Post by: Fr. Cassian on April 15, 2005, 10:39:00 PM

Druggie, the reason we post here is because unlike the treatment professionals who are motivated by greed, we want to help ALL of you no-good degenerates get treated for your disease of chemical dependency!  That's why we're sending the Straightmobile(TM) over to your house right away!  Your denial does not diminish your disease, quite the opposite: It serves to indicate the severity of your problem.  Be grateful that we have taken an interest in you and that you will soon be receiving our help.

Love ya!

And thank you, Dr Fucktard, for your kind words...

Title: Father Cassian Newton
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 11:29:00 PM

It's getting old.