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Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2004, 11:55:00 PM

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2004, 11:56:00 PM

Sorry, I was laughing so hard, forgot to post the link to the picture.

http://drudgereport.com/rrbc.jpg (http://drudgereport.com/rrbc.jpg)

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2004, 04:06:00 PM

Being nice here, perhaps they weren't really dozing off, but rather, practicing for their own funeral(s)?

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 12:21:00 PM

(http://http://drudgereport.com/rrbc.jpg)

 :tup:

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 10:02:00 PM

Bill is praying to get laid again tonight by his recent conquest, Hillary is wishing she was getting laid, and the lady behind them is just praying.

 :tup:

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 10:04:00 PM

Bill is laughing to himself,

lol

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 14, 2004, 10:13:00 AM

Billary the dynamic duo at it once again, they just can't seem to stay out of the headlines....what a couple of idiots. You would think after all these years on the Hill through all of the boring things theey would have to sit through they would learn to dose with their eyes open when the cameras are on. What a couple of dopes, they deserve eachother. I guess it takes a village to keep them awake... :lol:  :lol:  :lol: [ This Message was edited by: thepatriot on 2004-06-14 07:13 ]

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 05:31:00 PM

Gee most christian funerals involve a certain amount of bowing of one's head and praying.  

I guess if its a Republican funeral,  everyone is supposed to look like a bug-eyed goober for 3 hours at a stretch.

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 14, 2004, 05:46:00 PM

Quote

On 2004-06-14 14:31:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Gee most christian funerals involve a certain amount of bowing of one's head and praying.  



I guess if its a Republican funeral,  everyone is supposed to look like a bug-eyed goober for 3 hours at a stretch."

Yeah Bill's praying for a piece of ass and Hillarys praying that somebody would actually vote for her sorry ass if she ever bid for President :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I doubt these two ever pray for anything or anyone but themselves

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 15, 2004, 01:31:00 PM

The neo-cons (Shrub, Dick in the mouth Chaney, Pearl, Rice, et al don't even pray.  All they care about is fucking this country out of every that we have worked for as a nation the past 100 or so years. I would vote for bag of shit that is on fire before I'd vote for a neo-con like these assholes.  They are taking us down the road to fascism.  And they say they are christians?  I say they are probably related to ole satan himself.  fuckers - I hope they all die soon. (and painful at that)

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 15, 2004, 01:55:00 PM

Clinton Sucks

Clinton is having his ritual jog through the park with all his security when suddenly he notices that someone has written in the snow in urine "Clinton Sucks" - well Clinton has a fit! He yells "I'm sick of this! Guards, I want you to take a sample of that send it to the lab and find out who is doing this!" Well the next day one of the guards comes to his office and says meekly "well Mr. President we have gotten the results back from the lab and there is good news and bad news. The good news is it was Al Gore's urine".

The president screams "That's the good news!? What's the bad news?" The guard replies "It was Hillary's handwriting."

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 15, 2004, 01:59:00 PM

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 15, 2004, 02:00:00 PM

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: kpickle39 on June 15, 2004, 05:17:00 PM

Before you post something as stupid (albeit kinda funnyy) you should understand Florida state politics and how thousands of voters were kicked off the voter rolls.  Here is what happened . . . The campain chair for the Bush team was Katherine Harris.  Ms. Harris was also the Sec of State for Florida (isn't that some kind of conflict?)   Anyway, as you may know, felons in Florida do not have the right to vote unless that right has been restored.  So a "felon" list was created by a private company. This company charged the state a little over 2 million dollars to create the list.  They did not ask the Department of Correction for any info on these "felons".  The test to get on that list inlcuded these questions....if your name in anon and you live in Pinellas county Florida, and if there is someone named anon that has committed a felony in Florida, then every one with the name anon in Pinellas county would be kicked off the list.   They did ot ask the Dept of Corrections for felon list.  Oh yeah, the DOC estimated it would cost about 200k to complete the project.  After the fiasco with the names, the DOC did compile the list and it did cost about 200k to do it.   So yeah, maybe some folks are too stupid to punch the correct hole in the card, but the felon list was created by design by the Republicans that run Florida.

The list in preparation of the 2004 election has been created....47 thousand Floridians are on that list.  The list is not public so the poeple on the list have no chance of knowing until they show up to vote.  The election was fixed...get your facts correct expatriot.

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 15, 2004, 05:46:00 PM

Stupid? since when is finding Humor in something stupid, I don't buy your version of what happened sorry maybe I will if you point me to some more facts. The whole thing was corrupt and this whole thing with the dimpled chads and how they MEANT to vote for Gore or Bush was horse shit. How would somebody know a voters intentions by a dimpled chad???
Tell me please. The fucking thing was corrupt from Jeb down to the local dnc comitties or gop comitties. Don't don't get pissy with me because you fucked up your ballot. Florida was a prime example of why some people should stay home on election day. But hey its theyer right to vote. Sorry there Mr Pickle I don't agree but I only have a opinion just like you. Just a prime example of a bunch of adults acting like a bunch of stupid kids, remeber the coverage of the recount on tv, two republicans, two demacrats and they would both disagree on what the voter voted for. How fucking childish. They should have called it and revoted period.

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Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 15, 2004, 06:23:00 PM

Expatriot...typical lib there ya go with the name calling :wave:

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 15, 2004, 10:45:00 PM

Hey patriot, great humor and pictures!  Keep them coming.  

Regarding Mr. Pickle, if you search around a bit, you'll find he was correct.  

vsp

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2004, 08:05:00 AM

My wife works for the Florida Department of Corrections, Bureau of Research and Statistics Mr. Patriot.   They had to clean it up after the mess created by the private company.   I know cause I live with the Sr. Research Analyst.   Sorry 'bout the name calling - it was out of line.

Mike

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: kpickle39 on June 16, 2004, 08:07:00 AM

last post was from me....forgot to log in.  And hell yes, I am one liberal guy.  A liberal, but not in the vein of Teddy K.

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 16, 2004, 08:47:00 AM

No problem Mike, I appretiate the the education doesn't seem much of those facts were reported in the news atleast national or I missed it all together. As far as the lib thing to each their own.
I am neither lib or conservitive just call me fed up because I think our two party system is corrupt and out for themselves. One party is for big buisness the other pretends to relate to the working man but lets face it they all belong to the millionaires club and are out for themselves and out of touch with the working person.

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: kpickle39 on June 16, 2004, 02:03:00 PM

we are getting fucked by both parties.  Makes me sick.

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Froderik on June 16, 2004, 02:56:00 PM

Question: Is it true that the Dems (Kerry, to be exact) want to raise taxes, thus allotting a bigger chunk of my paltry paycheck to Uncle Sam? There are plenty of things I hate about the Bush campaign, but the HELL if I want my taxes to go up...

Well?

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: thepatriot on June 16, 2004, 03:06:00 PM

I know I'll probably get flamed for this but so be it. As far as taxes go Libs are always in favr and trying to jack our taxes, one thing that can be said for conservitives they generally believe in tax cuts, some corporate welfare, but that being said I have never heard a Sen. Kennedy or any other lib wanting to give money back to the people even if it is a child tax credit. I know I harp on fat Teddy al ot but he is just a prime example of how the idiots on the hill believe its their money and not ours.

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Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2004, 03:19:00 PM

The Democrats may raise some taxes...for example, currently there are no taxes on escort services, sky-box rentals at football, baseball, basketball etc, stadiums, attorney fees, etc.   The CSX railroad received a tax return of over 100 million dollars in 2002.  I hope they raise taxes on those folks.  I paid almost 28% of my income last year in taxes.   I don't mind paying taxes, but...I don't like my money wasted on things like "star wars" and obsolete cold war weapon systems and politicians being flown all over teh world on the govt dole.  

So, yes, I absolutely believe that the republicans will reduce taxes on the most wealthy americans.   I belive that the republicans will also raise the taxes on the poorest americans.  In fact Geo Bush said so.  There is a segment of society that pays virtually no income tax as they have such low income...it's called living below the poverty line.   I think it is wrong to raise taxes on these folks.  Yes, the Republicans will raise taxes on the middle class I believe.  

Dems will probably increase taxes for the wealthest americans.   I believe the Dems will spread around the taxes better.

Is Kerry any better than Bush?  I doubt it.   That being said, I think that Kerry will surround himself with Dems and that makes me feel better than being surrounded by the neo-con crowd.  I don't like weapons dealers and big oil running this country.   And, that is exactly who runs the administration now.

Title: Bill and Hill Caught Sleeping During Eulogy
Post by: kpickle39 on June 16, 2004, 03:20:00 PM

oops, that was me...forgot to sign in.

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