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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 14, 2004, 03:38:00 PM

Title: marriage
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2004, 03:38:00 PM
could you imagine being married to Ruth Ann?  Yuck, that would almost be as bad as being married to 'ole Satan himself, Newton.  I could certainly not perform if it was Ruth Ann on top a grinding away.  Doubt there would be much lubrication if it was Miller doing the pumpin'
Title: marriage
Post by: Therion on January 14, 2004, 06:46:00 PM
Shall we mention all the Straight women we lusted over??
 We had one Executive staff member and she was HOT...I remember the host home i spent the night at didinthave myclothes so I had to wear some fucked up tight ass jeans...and had raging hard on and got called on and she saw it and turned beet red and was trying not to laugh at me...I think she wanted my 12 year old manhood :wave:

[ This Message was edited by: Therion on 2004-01-14 15:48 ]
Title: marriage
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2004, 08:48:00 AM
even worse, if you are a fag, could you imagine Newton's pole up your ass?   Albeit, bet it's a small pole.
Title: marriage
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2004, 03:42:00 PM
down your throat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: marriage
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2004, 09:43:00 PM
OK.

Since the topic of this thread is marriage, I have a question for all of y'all out there.

Does anyone think that my being married 4 times has anything to do with Straight?  Or the fact that my first marriage was to the first guy that laid me when I got out of straight?

I'm just interested in what might evolve from this question.
Title: marriage
Post by: teachback on January 17, 2004, 09:49:00 PM
I've only been married once. But I've gotten laid with plenty of women after straight. There were some long-term relationships that went sour, and a few abortions.
Title: marriage
Post by: taureana on January 17, 2004, 09:54:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: taureana on 2004-03-19 06:55 ]
Title: marriage
Post by: Therion on January 17, 2004, 10:30:00 PM
I was married for ..well we were together 3 years and married for less than 2...
 It ....hmm...Marriage is hard..
 Sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt...but the main thing is people change...especially people that are in early 20 s etc...and people grow apart..err get married for wrong reason..

 But divorce is a hard gut wrenching thing..I moved out of state and wound up packing what stuff fit in the car and leaving eventully...
 Uuugh it left a nasty taste in my mouth as far as that goes..
 But I lived with another girl for 5 years, never married her, but we didint fight really..
Title: marriage
Post by: Therion on January 18, 2004, 06:04:00 AM
You know whats fucked up? My parents divorced over straight...
 When you hear that "tearing families apart.."
that shit holds literally true for my family..
 
 And I live in small community so everyone knows..and of course...Straight was all because of me...So in a roundabout way its all my fault in peoples eyes
Title: marriage
Post by: taureana on January 18, 2004, 03:35:00 PM
Well, I was responsible for giving my mom a heart attack.

Everybody always blames the kids with the "drug problem" for everything that goes wrong.
Title: marriage
Post by: Therion on January 18, 2004, 04:39:00 PM
Yah Im too much of a "selfish druggie piece of shit that needs to get honest" to have a meaningful relationship.. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: marriage
Post by: kaydeejaded on January 18, 2004, 05:01:00 PM
It is sad that the parents kids wished stayed together divorced over straight and mine stayed close as hell and I wish they would have divorced and they will probably outlive me also, even though my father is over 60 he will never have a heart attack only the good die young. I will probably be consumed from the inside out with burning hate for my parents and die from that long before they ever bite the dust, damn fucking shame too.

I was going to post this anon but why start now, I hate them and thats where that is at.

I am working on not being so overcome with hate for my parents that it poisions my soul. They who should have never had children in the first place, so much so that God saw to it that they never would. So they went out and adopted one and went against nature  

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
-- HUBERT H. HUMPHREY, speech (1965)

Title: marriage
Post by: Therion on January 19, 2004, 01:55:00 AM
This is for you Kaydeejaded......

I vent my frustrations at you old man..
AFter years your ears will hear
You screamed that "you tried"
But its words of a weakiling...
and promises made by a drunken liar,           fucking  liar

Now you pick up that splintered chair that
was aiming for your head
A head that should have long ago been kicked in
by me
Alone
I wont lose a second of sleep over this

Orphaned to the dope and drinks I learned my lessons well
Somehow, from you, no tears. Cant clutch my regrets

But these years of detatchment have left me with demons...now surfacing
But Im becoming more than nothing

You never knew the answers  to any of my questions...did you?

You made up all the answers to my unimportant existance

But now you dont have to dump me off...not again
Dont ever touch me again

I vow...lest I die tomorrow
Youll never be the father I am
The bastard father to the thousands
of the ugly, criticised and unwanted

The ones with fathers just like you

Im shoving my life right down your throat
Can I find the guts? Can I feel the heart?
Look at the ground as you choke me up
Does it taste like tequila or failure?
Were fucking you back


25 years





[ This Message was edited by: Therion on 2004-01-18 22:56 ]
Title: marriage
Post by: kaydeejaded on January 19, 2004, 11:51:00 AM
I loved it, it was perfect. I saved a copy somewhere special.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.



---Richard Nixon

Title: marriage
Post by: groovy1634 on February 17, 2004, 02:21:00 AM
:silly:
Title: marriage
Post by: Therion on February 17, 2004, 03:14:00 AM
Word
Title: marriage
Post by: Mamma Bird on February 17, 2004, 07:32:00 AM
But I'm married anyway. I hate it. I'm just so much happier when I'm not in a romantic relationship (not that this ever stopped me from having them).
 Motherhood is great, though. :smile:
Title: marriage
Post by: ClayL on February 17, 2004, 02:07:00 PM
I got into several really bad relationships and one long term one. Some of them still have me wondering what the hell I ws thinking. I will be married 8 years on March 9th to a truly wonderful woman. I have no idea why she picked me, but I consider myself very lucky. It's way cool!

I'm glad I didn't marry any of those brain-dead witches.

CL
Title: marriage
Post by: kaydeejaded on February 17, 2004, 10:48:00 PM
well Clay that gives me hope...if even a republican can find love lol!  ::rainbow::  ::nod::

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.  That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
-- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

Title: marriage
Post by: Therion on February 18, 2004, 06:16:00 AM
Marriage isnt at all bad..

 It can be..but when theres things like respect and understanding..it aint at all bad..

 But Im one of those people that doesnt like to be alone anyways..
 I find I flourish when Im with someone...and just kind of stagnate otherwise...
Title: marriage
Post by: ClayL on February 18, 2004, 11:40:00 AM
Quote
On 2004-02-17 19:48:00, kaydeejaded wrote:

"well Clay that gives me hope...if even a republican can find love lol!  ::rainbow::  ::nod::

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.  That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
-- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"


You know, it could just be that I'm so happy because of my conservative values....

 :smile:  CL
Title: marriage
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2004, 02:33:00 PM
::rainbow:: Kady
Title: marriage
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2004, 02:36:00 PM
::rainbow:: Kady
Title: marriage
Post by: ClayL on February 18, 2004, 04:44:00 PM
Quote
On 2004-02-18 11:36:00, Anonymous wrote:

" ::rainbow:: Kady"


And baked off more than its fair share of brian cells!  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:

CL