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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: ajax13 on March 08, 2009, 05:09:25 PM

Title: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: ajax13 on March 08, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/2008-2009/power ... ecords.pdf (http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/2008-2009/powerless/documents/aarc_treatment_records.pdf)

Many AARColytes claim that theirs is not a religious institution.  Since it incorporates the twelve steps originally devised by noted pederast Frank Buchman for his Moral Rearmament cult, that is simply nonsense.  It has in fact been ruled unconstitutional in the United States to force inmates into AA since it violates their religious freedoms.  But back to AARC.

In this non-religous program, we see this instruction from one of the totally unskilled and unqualified Peer Counselors:
"Pray!  Ask for help-write Dear God instead of Dear Diary every night before bed."

I remember an AARColyte once explained that an AARC inmate could choose a rubber chicken as their higher power.  A rather bizarre form of idolatry, bearing out the completely nonsensical and pseudoscientific composition of AARC's phony treatment.

Amen!  Can I get a witness?!!!
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: psy on March 08, 2009, 05:11:45 PM
Quote from: "ajax13"
It has in fact been ruled unconstitutional in the United States to force inmates into AA since it violates their religious freedoms.
Yes, but many judges don't care, sadly.
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: psy on March 08, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
Quote from: "ajax13"
I remember an AARColyte once explained that an AARC inmate could choose a rubber chicken as their higher power.

That's the funny thing about AA.  They tell a person that they're powerless and need to give their will over to a higher power and then tell them a rock, toilet seat, or rubber chicken will suffice.  Is it that the rubber chicken is supposed to have some magic powers that keeps people from drinking?!?!  It seems like it's almost as insulting to the religious as it is to the atheists and agnostics.  It implies a rubber chicken is as powerful as a bona-fide god (and that you are less powerful than a rubber chicken).

What all that crap has to do with not drinking is anybody's guess.
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2009, 05:26:15 PM
Quote from: "ajax13"
I remember an AARColyte once explained that an AARC inmate could choose a rubber chicken as their higher power.

Ya mean they don't already?

I think they call the chicken: "Dean".
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: psy on March 08, 2009, 05:28:28 PM
Quote from: "Farmer Miller"
Quote from: "ajax13"
I remember an AARColyte once explained that an AARC inmate could choose a rubber chicken as their higher power.

Ya mean they don't already?

I think they call the chicken: "Dean".

Nah.  He's the one who speaks for the rubber chicken.  See...  That's the deal.  Programs don't care what you call the higher power...  They'll just be sure to speak for him/her.
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: FemanonFatal2.0 on March 10, 2009, 08:15:35 AM
BAh hahahaha.

I could just imagine sitting in group and being handed the "treatment plan" which of course would look a little like this:
 :deal:

(http://http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a233/seaangel88/adlib2.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2009, 04:32:37 PM
Our rubber chicken who clucks in heaven...
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: Botched Programming on March 10, 2009, 05:02:42 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Our rubber chicken who clucks in heaven...
Hollow is thy leg.
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: Mel on March 10, 2009, 07:57:13 PM
I was in a Rap (maybe the same one) when he made the Rubber Chicken comment. I believe the point he was trying to make was that you don't have to believe in the Christian God in order to have a "Higher Power" in AA, you just had to believe in "something greater than yourself" whether you believe that something greater is Buddha, Jesus, or a rubber chicken....

As long as that Something Greater Than Yourself preaches that you are defected for feeling pride, lust, or anger and knows that gays are sick and diseased and that everything in your life up until entering aarc was pure sickness that you will never be cured from and will have to pray over for the rest of your life, and that any time you start to veer from AARC's teachings to explore your own then you are clearly working "God's Will" and are being dishonest and are going to end up "deadinsaneorinjail".... Then everything is O.K! Oh, but please pick the Rubber Chicken over some form of New Age Spirituality because those people are just weird and all of that belief in things like intuition and personal power is just you complicating things and being in your head in order to be dishonest and have something to hide behind, so really it's just a symptom of your disease talking.
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2009, 08:13:27 PM
Hey mel, what fucking disease u talking about.  Don't tell me you believe in that drug abuse is a disease.  That disease theory of drug abuse is a crock of shit.
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: Mel on March 10, 2009, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: "4HALZY"
Hey mel, what fucking disease u talking about.  Don't tell me you believe in that drug abuse is a disease.  That disease theory of drug abuse is a crock of shit.

Exactly. I'm not a defected person either and I have no problem with feeling lust, being proud of myself, or feeling anger. The rubber chicken created me with all of those emotions for a reason.
Title: Re: Sometimes It Causes Me To Tremble
Post by: FemanonFatal2.0 on March 10, 2009, 10:09:37 PM
Quote from: "Botched Programming"
Quote from: "Guest"
Our rubber chicken who clucks in heaven...
Hollow is thy leg.

thigh kingdom come... magic tricks will be done,
Title:
Post by: Anonymous on March 12, 2009, 08:55:14 PM
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   Botched Programming wrote:

        Guest wrote:Our rubber chicken who clucks in heaven...


    Hollow is thy leg.



thigh kingdom come... magic tricks will be done,

On Earth but not in the Oven
Title: Re:
Post by: Ursus on March 12, 2009, 09:53:29 PM
Quote from: "A mom"
Quote from: "FemanonFatal2.0"
Quote from: "Botched Programming"
Quote from: "Guest"
Our rubber chicken who clucks in heaven...
Hollow is thy leg.
thigh kingdom come... magic tricks will be done,
On Earth but not in the Oven

Give us this day our daily Dead,
But lead us not to AA summation.
Title: Re: Re:
Post by: FemanonFatal2.0 on March 14, 2009, 09:18:39 PM
Quote from: "Ursus"
Quote from: "A mom"
Quote from: "FemanonFatal2.0"
Quote from: "Botched Programming"
Quote from: "Guest"
Our rubber chicken who clucks in heaven...
Hollow is thy leg.
thigh kingdom come... magic tricks will be done,
On Earth but not in the Oven

Give us this day our daily Dead,
But lead us not to AA summation.

and forgive us, we're dumb asses
as we forgive the cult that created us