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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Hyde Schools => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 29, 2007, 10:42:44 PM
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i am going to be bringing a lot of bud back to campus once school starts. maybe some e if i can get a hold of it. PM me if you want any. We're gona smoke up new dorm
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Ha ha!! Nice subtext. Glad the inmates are using the forum for something... ::bandit::
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You little piss-wits think you're gonna git away with something, eh!? Let me tell you something, lemme tell it to you good, like you're never ever gonna forgit it!! You may think I'm some ole cracker, like I dunno what the frigin bejesus you're talking about, but I'm HIP to yer tricks, you little know-nothing, spineless, characterless, good-fer-nuttin' LOSERS!!! If I could reach out through this internet thingy, I'd smack you something good!! You need to wake up and get with the program!!
We at the Hyde Schools are committed to extracting the very best out of your child. We have devoted our lives to the concept of coercing each child's unique potential (so long as it is within our acceptable limits, of course, har har), much as one squeezes the precious delicate butterfly -- out of its ugly hairy cocoon of adolescence -- with vise-grip pliers.
Hyde is not for everyone. If you'd rather opt for the rabble of mindless mediocrity and low standards of character development, then Hyde is not for you. If you'd rather your kid ends up dead, insane, in jail, or in the Libertarian Party, then Hyde is not for you.
Emphatically,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator
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Hey Y'all
You current Hyde students don't know me. I was Head of School back in the day when the position was called Headmaster. We had some fun back then in the New Dorm, but it was the home made kind, usually with my wife Anne. My buddy Bob had some fun with a girl there, but that is on another thread.
The subject today is Drugs. As many of my former student will recall I gave a few talks on the subject. The chief problem with drugs is they stifle personal growth and creativity. For example Samuel_Taylor_Coleridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Taylor_Coleridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Taylor_Coleridge) ) Who remembers:
" In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubla_Khan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubla_Khan)
Hardly anyone I would guess. Who would want to read that drug addled crap? OR
"Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rime_of_th ... nt_Mariner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rime_of_the_Ancient_Mariner)
No one ever quotes it correctly it is such a piece of crap.
I know some of you are thinking "Yes but isn't the #1 rock album of all time inspired by the use of LSD?"
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/ ... _club_band (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/6595610/1_sgt_peppers_lonely_hearts_club_band)
True, but it is a passing fad. No one will remember the Beatles in 100 years. They will be forgotten just like Poe and Coleridge.
Just look at Bob Dylan. He had a promising career as a Pete Seeger look a like then he got wacky on the stuff and you got Subterranean Homesick Blues http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subterrane ... sick_Blues (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subterranean_Homesick_Blues) and then he live in that house in New York and corrupted those nice Canadian boys:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/ ... m_big_pink (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/6598242/34_music_from_big_pink)
This is one thing I agree with Joe on. If you want to get things done you better not mess with Major Tom. Before you toke, remember Bob Marley died of lung cancer.
Anne and I are very happy, drug free, looking at our Norman Rockwell prints, listening to Pat Boone and watching heart warming stories on the Hallmark channel.
Your's with a clear eye and a straight head,
Still the best Head Master,
Ed Legg
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Hey! You stole my pussy!
I love that li'l guy.
:D
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Hey Master Ed Baiter (say it fast -- faster, faster, faster!!),
If you weren't so busy adopting fish and naming them after your wife (is it the fins or the gills that suggest a resemblance?), and actually PAID ATTENTION in the class of living life in the real world, you would remember that Bob Marley's cancer of the lungs was secondary to the primary site (a melanoma in an old injury on his big toe, easily amputated if need be).
Disrespectful to the core,
Ursus of Fornits
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Hey Master Ed Baiter (say it fast -- faster, faster, faster!!),
If you weren't so busy adopting fish and naming them after your wife (is it the fins or the gills that suggest a resemblance?), and actually PAID ATTENTION in the class of living life in the real world, you would remember that Bob Marley's cancer of the lungs was secondary to the primary site (a melanoma in an old injury on his big toe, easily amputated if need be).
Disrespectful to the core,
Ursus of Fornits
Hey there Bear Boy,
Ol' Bob probably stubbed that toe stokin' a spleef. If he wasn't so hell bent on destroying the character of America's Spirit with that druggy Rasta crap he woulda had better hygine.
Do you have Anne Bonney's ph #? I want to talk to her about her cat.
Still the best,
Ed Legg
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:lol: I guess Sharkespeare already knew him well:
http://bartelby.com/70/1122.html (http://bartelby.com/70/1122.html)
What have we here? a man or a fish? Dead or alive? A fish: he smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish-like smell; a kind of not of the newest Poor-John. A strange fish! Were I in England now,—as once I was,—and had but this fish painted, not a holiday fool there but would give a piece of silver: there would this monster make a man; any strange beast there makes a man. When they will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar, they will lay out ten to see a dead Indian.
Legg’d like a man! and his fins like arms! Warm, o’ my troth! I do now let loose my opinion, hold it no longer; this is no fish, but an islander, that hath lately suffered by a thunderbolt.
According to the 1880 census of Tisbury, Mass. (http://http://history.vineyard.net/cen80t.htm) (a dry town, I might add), Ed P. Legg was still fishing:
Edward P. Legg 17 fisherman MA
These days, he's pulling Ann into the picture (http://http://www.sportfishtracker.org/content/view/18/41/):
Ann Of The Flying Fins[/color]
Tag: #29
Date: 9/3/04
Length: 21.25"
Caught By: Tim Arienti
Where Caught: Basket Island
Bait: Tube and Worm
Tide: High
Adopted By: Ed Legg
Notes: Named in honor of Ann Legg, wife, mother, and wildlife artist extraordinaire.
(IMAGE CONTAINS ERRORS)
Ann of the Flying Fins II[/color]
Tag: #7
Date: 7/21/05
Length: 36.5"
Caught By: Matt Haas
Where Caught: Saco River
Bait: Chunk Mackeral
Tide: Outgoing
Adopted By: Ed Legg
Notes: Second Fish adopted by Ed.
(http://http://www.sportfishtracker.org/images/stories/annoftheflyingfins2.jpg)[/list]
HOO BOY! ...something's a bit aromatic around here, and it ain't my poop this time! Ha haa!
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Hey there Bear Boy,
Ol' Bob probably stubbed that toe stokin' a spleef. If he wasn't so hell bent on destroying the character of America's Spirit with that druggy Rasta crap he woulda had better hygine.
Do you have Anne Bonney's ph #? I want to talk to her about her cat.
Still the best,
Ed Legg
Would ya believe it was an old football injury (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_marley)!? Surprised you didn't sustain one of those, ya old tooty-fruit! Maybe ya spent most of that time sitting on the bench, ha haa!!
Oh, and the kitty is mine now. Very talented kitty cat.
Ever the hairy Wailing Rudeboy to you! Ha ha haa!!
Ursus of Fornits
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Bear Boy,
Now you should know better then to talk about a man's wife. Didn't those talks I gave teach you anything?
Still the best
Ed
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Bear Boy,
Now you should know better then to talk about a man's wife. Didn't those talks I gave teach you anything?
Still the best
Ed
Oh, Ed, why don't you just:
(http://http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c3/JAD_bob_resized.jpg/200px-JAD_bob_resized.jpg)
Marley always said it best!! ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
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Bear Boy,
You are showing a lack of character. Good thing we kicked you out.
Deeply concerned about your growth
Ed
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Bear Boy,
You are showing a lack of character. Good thing we kicked you out.
Deeply concerned about your growth
Ed
Bed Boy,
My spine is just fine, no thanks to you.
I have nice nails, too.
And Little Red Riding Hood really likes my teeth!! Ha ha ha!
Ursus magnificusii,
Bear of Fornits
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My spine is just fine, no thanks to you.
Boy I told you I was rougher then Sumnie. I thought when I told you I was gonna "bust you open like a breach loader and show you where the buck shot goes" you were man enough for the big lead. I guess not.
kiss kiss
Eddie
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Boy I told you I was rougher then Sumnie. I thought when I told you I was gonna "bust you open like a breach loader and show you where the buck shot goes" you were man enough for the big lead. I guess not.
kiss kiss
Eddie
Tsk tsk tsk... Ed Ed Ed... Nice to see your real attitude towards students coming to the fore. If only all those poor Hyde parents you sucked up to could see you now...
You always tried to pass your sorry ass off as being the so-called "liberal" at the helm, but I've always suspected that had plenty more to do with the lesser political competition attached to such a label back home in Texas, than it had to do with any aspirations of being a genuine progressive. Sooner or later, it all boils down to power and money for you, a fact all too transparent to the kids whose lives you tried to destroy.
Kiss yourself, Ed. I know you do. You never exactly had a shortage of ego, that's for sure, ha ha!!
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your sorry ass off as being the so-called "liberal"
Now Boy you pickin' at my politics. I have a great record of support for the Maine Democrat Party. Speakin' of sorry asses I even gave that John Kerry $500. That boy couldn't get laid in Thai Whore House with all those five hundreds USD.
Where did you end up any way? At that Prep School in Massachusetts?
Hugs and Kisses
Ed
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Now Boy you pickin' at my politics. I have a great record of support for the Maine Democrat Party. Speakin' of sorry asses I even gave that John Kerry $500. That boy couldn't get laid in Thai Whore House with all those five hundreds USD.
Where did you end up any way? At that Prep School in Massachusetts?
Hugs and Kisses
Ed
Like you'd really give a shit to know, ha haa!! And like I'd ever tell you even if you did, you cold flabby fish... Let's just say my further pursuits went into a more proletarian direction, and about the only "prepping" I did was via the energetic wielding of large sharpened blade of steel and a chopping block.
Pray you don't visit me on a bad day! MAUOOOO-HA!!
With biceps and buns of steel,
Ursus magnificusii, a bear of fornits
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Perhaps 'tis me, perhaps 'tis not,
but it fits in so well with the tall tale told,
that it assuredly begs for inclusion!
Ye can call me:
O Chef of the Future (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_Living_Through_TV)
(http://http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Better_Living_Through_TV_screenshot.jpg/256px-Better_Living_Through_TV_screenshot.jpg)
A petrified Ralph watches Norton breeze through a can opening demonstration.
Ralph believes he finally has found his perfect get-rich-quick scheme. He bought a product from someone at the Bus Depot, which is an all-in-one kitchen utensil: it slices, it dices, it opens cans. Actually, he didn't buy just one - he bought the whole box the man was selling, a 1,000 of them. His plan is to go on Late Night TV, place an ad for the utensils, and get rich from the profits. Alice, as usual, is very skeptical and refuses to have any part of this whatsoever, but Ralph is determined to prove her wrong.
Teaming up with Norton, Ralph and Norton go over the commercial they're going to make themselves. Norton would greet everyone "out there in TV land", and complain about needing so much time to do simple tasks. Ralph would then come in from a side door, announcing himself as "The chef of the future." Ralph would show how the same tasks Norton does can be done so much quicker with their utensil.
Norton: Tell me, O Chef of the Future, can it core a [sic] apple?
Ralph: Ooh, it can core an apple.
Norton: I wish that someone would invent a household utensil that would do the work of all of these... am I coming through out there?
Ralph: $2,000, Alice, that's big, big, big! This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into.
Alice: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.
Norton: If my wife Trixie is watching this and when I come home she says, "I told you so," I'm gonna belt her right in the mouth!
Ralph: (to Norton) I wish you'd stop talking like that, nervous. You're gonna get yourself all Norton.
Ralph: Nobody's 100%, Alice.
Alice: You are. You've been wrong every time.[/list]
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Damn Bear Boy,
You got some unresolved issues? Strip the veneer of Eisenhower Era nostalgia and what you see is some very nasty misogyny in Gleason's "humor." Perhaps "I'm gonna belt her right in the mouth! " sound like a funny line to you but to the millions of victims of domestic abuse it is just another slap in the face.
I know I gave talks about respecting women when you were at Hyde. Weren't you listening. I know I was listening 'cause I love the sound of my own voice. Just 'cause I am a narcissistic ego maniac, that doesn't mean everything I tried to teach you was wrong.
Kiss Kiss
Ed
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Now now, Ed, you know my take on this. What's a sock in the jaw, or a smack in the face, compared to a lifetime altered for the better with a superior character education from Hyde?! These whiny, panty-waist spoiled brats are just beggin' for some down-to-earth reality lessons from good ol' Joe. There are times when it just burns me up so gol-darned much, even when I'm out for some R&R, that I end up taking it out on those poor tennis balls... I gotta say, if given the choice, that Dunlop Grand Prix (regular felt) taste superior to the other brands, but that Wilson Double Core's last me longer... har-har!!
yer ol' nemesis,
Good Ol' "Big-Balls" Joe, The Educator
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Joe,
Corporal punishment in the hands of a skilled pedagogue such as your self is a useful tool in the education of your youth. It is however a tool that many of us, and I include myself in that grouping, do not need to use because of our superior skill in the leadership and guidance of youth.
Perhaps I should have applied a little direct butt warming to the ilk of Ursus but I usually left that sort of detail to the leadership seniors of the Football Team.
Ed
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Ah hell, Ed, from what I recall of that self-inflated lummox, he didn't suffer too terribly from any deficiencies in the realm of athletics. If the senior leadership tried to give him too much grief, he could easily have squashed their needling just by sitting on them! Har-har!!
He was a complete candy-assed wuss when it came to the "attitude adjustment" department, however. I tell you, there's a sucker born every minute! Ya just dress it up to appeal to any bleedin'-heart liberal or progressive wannabe, and they just slurp it up like it's their last frigin meal on this planet!
Let them think they'll be settling for "2nd best" by not availing themselves of a superior character education at Hyde, and you've got those idiot parents lined out the door wanting to sign up their lil Jimmer Junior. Throw in a little fear of him winding up "deadinsaneorinjail" and you've got even more of them!! Har-de-har-har-har!!!
Honestly, Ed, I don't know how the hell you ended up doing podunk fundraising at some podunk New England University whatchamacallit place. You had some real promise there for a while. Too bad you tried to elbow me out for my spot! Hyde was, is, and forever shall be MY baby! Amen, by the grace of God, AA, Boston University School of Business, and Synanon, amen, amen, amen... Har-har!!
Second only to God, and that is up for debate,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator
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This is RICH!!!
Joe, I do believe Mister Ed has got you beat!!!
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This is RICH!!!
Joe, I do believe Mister Ed has got you beat!!!
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I quite agree. Damn that was funny!
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Hi.
I am that "guy on JFK in Cambridge Ma in that little park ranting about the illuminatii," as well as one of the "drunk guys at the donut shop at 2:30 a.m. on the 114 rotary in Salem Ma." And I just want to say that "Mister Ed" is not just a horse, but a horse's ASS.
That pompous shit-heel lackey just about bored me to death with all of his "future of American Education" speeches filled with all the y'all this and y'all that, y'all y'all y'alls ta Kingdom come, by golly! And blow yer nose, fer Christsakes, ya sound like you've got it clamped with a clothespin!!
And like if I ever find out that that droning Texas preppie ever had a REAL job, I'll shit in my pants.
BJJ
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Y'all, don't be hating on the southerners now. We're not all redneck, narcissistic assholes.
:wink: :rofl:
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Ms. Bonney: 'Mister Ed' is an elitist, redneck, narcissistic asshole who trys to pretend he's an elite yankee prep school savior, but he can't cut out the y'alls not to mention the general stink of where he's coming from, so the mix don't work. No dissing to the South intended, I'm originally from them parts myself, too many moons ago. I just don't like phonies.
BJJ
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:tup:
I hear ya. Just busting balls.
Y'all.
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This is RICH!!!
Joe, I do believe Mister Ed has got you beat!!!
Mister Ed's masterful signature:Disclaimer: This post does not represent or endorse any of the information, content collectively accessed from any of the cosmic nexii contained in this post. The information in this post is based on interviews with drunk guys at the donut shop at 2:30 a.m. on the 114 rotary in Salem Ma., a guy on JFK in Cambridge Ma in that little park ranting about the illuminatii, information from government officials in airport men's rooms, and 420 friendly lawyers . None of the contributors, sponsors, administrators or anyone else connected with this post in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information contained in this post. All information provided using this post is only intended to be general summary information to the public and/or parody of a public figure. All posting are assumed to be amusing and are intended for entertainment to be view interstitially while cruising for free porn in the other browser window
I quite agree. Damn that was funny!
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Anne,
You know my wife's name is Anne? It is a lovely name and I am sure that you are a lovely young woman. I only wish you came to Hyde instead of that awful place in St. Pete. I am sure If I could have exercised my unique pediagological techniques on ya' would you not be hangin' out with that stinky ol' bear. We southerner's have a natural affinity for each other and our unique culture. Perhaps we could get together some time and listen to my live Allman Brothers tapes and drink some some Jacksonville Mushroom Tea, if you know what I mean. I know no God damn yankee like Joe or Ursus would have a clue on fixin' Jax Tea.
Thanks for the nod to my signature. That is not the only place where I am beating Ol' Joe. My Fornits post are #three in a google search on my name Ed Legg.
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Anne,
You know my wife's name is Anne? It is a lovely name and I am sure that you are a lovely young woman. I only wish you came to Hyde instead of that awful place in St. Pete. I am sure If I could have exercised my unique pediagological techniques on ya' would you not be hangin' out with that stinky ol' bear. We southerner's have a natural affinity for each other and our unique culture. Perhaps we could get together some time and listen to my live Allman Brothers tapes and drink some some Jacksonville Mushroom Tea, if you know what I mean. I know no God damn yankee like Joe or Ursus would have a clue on fixin' Jax Tea.
Thanks for the nod to my signature. That is not the only place where I am beating Ol' Joe. My Fornits post are #three in a google search on my name Ed Legg.
I'm a Southerner. You're a redneck. There's a difference.
Pediagological techniques huh? Is there anything that's not creepy about Hyde?
Jax tea. Hmm. I'll have to think on that one for a few. I have friends from Jax. Hmmm. (where's that little 'thinking guy' emoticon?)
And I happen to like the bear and I've never been afraid of a bad smell. I've mucked out my share of stalls ( I love the smell of horse in the morning) and crawl all through engine rooms getting all covered in grease. I ain't no delicate flower here.
:D
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Hi.
I am that "guy on JFK in Cambridge Ma in that little park ranting about the illuminatii," as well as one of the "drunk guys at the donut shop at 2:30 a.m. on the 114 rotary in Salem Ma." And I just want to say that "Mister Ed" is not just a horse, but a horse's ASS.
That pompous shit-heel lackey just about bored me to death with all of his "future of American Education" speeches filled with all the y'all this and y'all that, y'all y'all y'alls ta Kingdom come, by golly! And blow yer nose, fer Christsakes, ya sound like you've got it clamped with a clothespin!!
And like if I ever find out that that droning Texas preppie ever had a REAL job, I'll shit in my pants.
BJJ
I may be a Horse's Ass but Joe is what comes out of a horse's ass and so is Hyde ever since I left. I have a job and I'm changing the culture and nature of American Education down here by the Saco River. Y'all should come on by some time and see what we are doin' down here. The work we are doin' is great. We are training the leaders of tomorrow.
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Ms. Bonney: 'Mister Ed' is an elitist, redneck, narcissistic asshole who trys to pretend he's an elite yankee prep school savior, but he can't cut out the y'alls not to mention the general stink of where he's coming from, so the mix don't work. No dissing to the South intended, I'm originally from them parts myself, too many moons ago. I just don't like phonies.
BJJ
Hey Jimbo,
Speaking of phonies, did you ever wrap a Fiat Spider around a telephone pole?
Mike
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Hi Mike,
We haven't enjoyed your acerbic wit here for some time now. Who wrapped their Fiat-deathtrap-Spider 'round a telephone pole?
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Hi Mike,
We haven't enjoyed your acerbic wit here for some time now. Who wrapped their Fiat-deathtrap-Spider 'round a telephone pole?
Hi Ursus,
Hitler, weed, and related topics conjured me back -- poof! -- like a puff of smoke. I won't say more about the guy who totalled his brand new Fiat Spider than that he was a crazy Texan who would've been better off riding Mr. Ed.
Mike
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Hi Mike,
We haven't enjoyed your acerbic wit here for some time now. Who wrapped their Fiat-deathtrap-Spider 'round a telephone pole?
Hi Ursus,
Hitler, weed, and related topics conjured me back -- poof! -- like a puff of smoke. I won't say more about the guy who totalled his brand new Fiat Spider than that he was a crazy Texan who would've been better off riding Mr. Ed.
Mike
I'm confused. You're not talking about the Mister Ed himself, are you? Lord knows, I don't think he would be able to cram his legs in there, although a man's vanity sure can make him do some strange things... ha haaa!
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I'm confused. You're not talking about the Mister Ed himself, are you? Lord knows, I don't think he would be able to cram his legs in there, although a man's vanity sure can make him do some strange things... ha haaa!
Ursus, really! The cowboy I mean was a student, not to be confused with Mr. Ed.
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I'm confused. You're not talking about the Mister Ed himself, are you? Lord knows, I don't think he would be able to cram his legs in there, although a man's vanity sure can make him do some strange things... ha haaa!
Ursus, really! The cowboy I mean was a student, not to be confused with Mr. Ed.
I think his sister in in the picture of The Famous Mr Black. BTW did you notice how Larry has his hand on Jeff and is smiling. Is he thinking "Hot Man Love?"
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I think his sister in in the picture of The Famous Mr Black. BTW did you notice how Larry has his hand on Jeff and is smiling. Is he thinking "Hot Man Love?"
That's her (him). These days, everyone at Hyde has his hands in Jeff's pants and is smiling.
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I think his sister in in the picture of The Famous Mr Black. BTW did you notice how Larry has his hand on Jeff and is smiling. Is he thinking "Hot Man Love?"
Hyde has their "winners." I am so unkind.
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I think his sister in in the picture of The Famous Mr Black. BTW did you notice how Larry has his hand on Jeff and is smiling. Is he thinking "Hot Man Love?"
That's her (him). These days, everyone at Hyde has his hands in Jeff's pants and is smiling.
What a few million will do for a guy's self esteem, eh?
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Hi Mike,
We haven't enjoyed your acerbic wit here for some time now. Who wrapped their Fiat-deathtrap-Spider 'round a telephone pole?
Hey y'all,
I did one of those RSE training so I could magically create a reality where Mike was posting here again, that an to see Vanda again. It tore me up inside when that girl ran away. I used to love to watch her sing.
Kiss Kiss
Ed
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Oh Ed, you pathetic loser guru-wannabe... You never did RSE, that was over in Washington state. Not your kind of territory. Your speed was more along the lines of est, or Landmark... You know that Vanda chick does Landmark too. Hyde, Landmark, RSE... Three cults, all in one brain, har har har... Some easy pickings there, I guess!!
Just hope her mother doesn't sue us for how she turned out, but I guess now that we're unofficially hooked up to Teleflex, or Flexi-tell, or whatever the bejesus that name was again, it don't matter anymore, har-de-har-har-har!!! Our lawyers are bigger and more expensive than their lawyers! PROGRESS, I say!!
Unscrupulously,
Joe Tell-It-On-The-Mountain Gauld, The Educator
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Gall Darnit Joe,
Read the post. You are gittin just a senile as Paul and Laurie said you were that last time they were down visitin'. I was talking about the boy that was in Mike's class. You remember him, that tall gangling boy. You alway thought he was gay. Hell, maybe he is and that is why his old lady was steppin out on him. Come Joe! Sit up and take you meds.
Hugs and Kisses
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By the Jesus
I gitin a little long in the tooth my sef. I mint to post this over yonda in the other thread.
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Well, I sure as hell ain't as senile as you because at least I'm posting in the right thread!! Gettin' a little mixed up there, Ed? Mmmm?
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Now Boy you pickin' at my politics. I have a great record of support for the Maine Democrat Party. Speakin' of sorry asses I even gave that John Kerry $500. That boy couldn't get laid in Thai Whore House with all those five hundreds USD.
I had come across Ed's contribution to Kerry a while back, but this mention of it caused me to wonder just how deep his political generosity went. I accidentally found a great site for this kind of info, which organizes this data according to 2-year cycles and zip code. The earliest spread sheet I was able to coax up is for the year 2000 (data from 1999 and 2000), so the following mining is from then on up to the present. I've included Ann's activity too, 'cause... let's face it: = same thing.
Political Campaign Contributions from KENNEBUNK, ME 04043
Total during the 2000 cycle: $61,891 (http://http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/maine_kennebunk_04043.asp?cycle=00)Total to Democrats: $12,450Total from Ed and Ann Legg: $15,470 ($6,820 Dem. + $8,650 PAC)
(= 54.8% of Dem., 25.0% of total)
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Total during the 2002 cycle: $74,585 (http://http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/maine_kennebunk_04043.asp?cycle=02)Total to Democrats: $19,850Total from Ed and Ann Legg: $12,100 ($6,100 Dem. + $6,000 PAC)
(= 30.7% of Dem., 16.2% of total)
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Total during the 2004 cycle: $88,552 (http://http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/maine_kennebunk_04043.asp?cycle=04)Total to Democrats: $46,301Total from Ed Legg: $3,500 (= 7.6% of Dem., 4.0% of total)
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Total during the 2006 cycle: $58,403 (http://http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/maine_kennebunk_04043.asp?cycle=06)Total to Democrats: $31,967Total from Ed Legg: $1,650 (= 5.2% of Dem., 2.8% of total)
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Total during the 2008 cycle: $15,350 (http://http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/maine_kennebunk_04043.asp?cycle=08)Total to Democrats: $11,100Total from Ed Legg: $1,100 (= 9.9% of Dem., 7.2% of total)
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At lest he put his money where his mouth is. Where as Joe puts his mouth ....
I am being so bad: I was going to give up posting here for Ramadan.
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At lest he put his money where his mouth is. Where as Joe puts his mouth ....
I am being so bad: I was going to give up posting here for Ramadan.
SHAME ON YOU for worshipping false gods!!! You know that you may only worship the oligarchy that is HYDE!!!
Repent!! Revel in remorse over your abysmal ATTITUDE!!!
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Good GAWD!!! Balls on fire and Hail Mary too! Whatcha trying to do, Ed? Make Maine a bastion of whining dipshit Democrats??
Think maybe you can buy the Democratic clout, and maybe even a good chunk of the whole caboodle? You planning on running for somethin' any time sooon?
'Cuz if ya are, why I'll just make it a mandatory prerequisite for anyone planning to graduate to register as a Mainah republican, and to vote vote vote against your sorry piss-poor poopy ass!!!
Lord knows, I've made all KINDS of things a prerequisite for graduating that have nuttin' whatsoever to do with a kid's education, and I can just pile this one as well, har har har!!
Just 'cuzzz I'm da Man!
Joe The Almighty Republican Gauld, The Educator too
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Hey Y'all
True, but it is a passing fad. No one will remember the Beatles in 100 years. They will be forgotten just like Poe and Coleridge.
Before you toke, remember Bob Marley died of lung cancer.
Still the best Head Master,
Ed Legg
bob was killed by the c.i.a
and the beatles will never be forgotten
there
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Hey Y'all
True, but it is a passing fad. No one will remember the Beatles in 100 years. They will be forgotten just like Poe and Coleridge.
Before you toke, remember Bob Marley died of lung cancer.
Still the best Head Master,
Ed Legg
bob marley died of an infection in his foot, that he refused to have treated
and the beatles will never be forgotten
there
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Marley is the Man, oh yeah! :tup:
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melanoma, melanoma under the nail of his foot...he was a footballer and thought that the toe was just infected or slow to heal...black guy too, ususual for that disease...and not associated with edrug use
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Good GAWD!!! Balls on fire and Hail Mary too! Whatcha trying to do, Ed? Make Maine a bastion of whining dipshit Democrats??
Think maybe you can buy the Democratic clout, and maybe even a good chunk of the whole caboodle? You planning on running for somethin' any time sooon?
'Cuz if ya are, why I'll just make it a mandatory prerequisite for anyone planning to graduate to register as a Mainah republican, and to vote vote vote against your sorry piss-poor poopy ass!!!
Lord knows, I've made all KINDS of things a prerequisite for graduating that have nuttin' whatsoever to do with a kid's education, and I can just pile this one as well, har har har!!
Just 'cuzzz I'm da Man!
Joe The Almighty Republican Gauld, The Educator too
Quote: "Lord knows, I've made all KINDS of things a prerequisite for graduating that have nuttin' whatsoever to do with a kid's education, and I can just pile this one as well, har har har!!"
You also did AWAY with all kinds of things most parents assume to be an integral part of a child's education. Our son did not receive an "education for life," he received PTSD and a shattered sense of self-esteem. His academic facilities barely advanced beyond what they were when he started at Hyde, despite having been there for two years. We find it utterly disgusting that you people continue to parrot your nonsense on unsuspecting parents! We cannot believe you are still in business after all these years!