Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2007, 11:50:11 AM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_bear (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_bear)
Bi Polar bears, also known as north-south bears or nanuq-depressive bears in the Inuit language, are a bear species native to both the Arctic and Antarctic. Bipolar bears migrate between the north and south poles so that they remain in winter conditions year-round. They likewise alternate between “high” states of mania (in the north) and “low” states of depression (in the south). Why these geographically-determined mood swings should be polar in nature has baffled conservationists and animal psychiatrists alike.
It is a common misperception that bipolar bears live only in the north, where they are often observed behaving in a wild, unpredictable manner – climbing icebergs, violently smashing inukshuks, hunting to the point of depleting fish stocks, leaping over igloos, and more than once staging a coup against the Nunavut government. Conversely, they have rarely been sighted in Antarctica, which psychiatrists attribute to depression-induced isolation; though others suggest that the lack of southern sightings is merely due to the fact that few humans live in Antarctica to observe them.*[1]
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2007, 10:40:49 AM
Hey "DD," if I'm not mistaken, Deputy Dawg made his debut 'bout a month and a half earlier than you, eh?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204767/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204767/)
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2007, 11:41:36 AM
Post by: Ursus on July 17, 2007, 01:14:22 AM
YO, HAMSTERS!! Can't a bloke devote some time to personal health and civic duty?! Trust me, I've still got a few lifetimes of piss and vinegar to disseminate here; I ain't going anywhere soon... HaHaHa!!
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