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Title: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on July 02, 2007, 04:58:45 PM
Last night on "The Simple Life," right before Paris and Nicole led a "commitment ceremony," they showed an Indian guy beating a drum who actually chanted the words "hi yuh yuh yuh."  I nearly died laughing.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

The Mongoloid Indian way is spreading thanks to Chief Marty Kruglik.  If a guy can get on TV next to Paris Hilton and chant hi yuh yuh yuh, what's next?  Verbal reprimands, general meetings and hi yuh yuh yuh therapy for all our children???

We must fear for the safety of society at large.  I will not let a filthy Mongoloid Indian run my country.

I think this calls for stricter confinement at the IMR for Marty.  What do you think, Reporter?
Title: Re: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: Froderik on July 02, 2007, 05:03:24 PM
Quote from: ""Elan Reporter's Assistant""
Last night on "The Simple Life," right before Paris and Nicole led a "commitment ceremony," they showed an Indian guy beating a drum who actually chanted the words "hi yuh yuh yuh."  I nearly died laughing.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

The Mongoloid Indian way is spreading thanks to Chief Marty Kruglik.  If a guy can get on TV next to Paris Hilton and chant hi yuh yuh yuh, what's next?  Verbal reprimands, general meetings and hi yuh yuh yuh therapy for all our children???

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: Toetag Inc. on July 02, 2007, 06:01:21 PM
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Title: Re: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: Botched Programming on July 02, 2007, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: ""Elan Reporter's Assistant""
Last night on "The Simple Life," right before Paris and Nicole led a "commitment ceremony," they showed an Indian guy beating a drum who actually chanted the words "hi yuh yuh yuh."  I nearly died laughing.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

The Mongoloid Indian way is spreading thanks to Chief Marty Kruglik.  If a guy can get on TV next to Paris Hilton and chant hi yuh yuh yuh, what's next?  Verbal reprimands, general meetings and hi yuh yuh yuh therapy for all our children???

We must fear for the safety of society at large.  I will not let a filthy Mongoloid Indian run my country.

I think this calls for stricter confinement at the IMR for Marty.  What do you think, Reporter?


Hi yuh yuh yuh ( ha ha ha )

 ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::
Title: Re: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on July 03, 2007, 08:55:42 AM
Quote from: ""artman11111""
Though truth be told... He is Jewish.His mom used to live in Chicago


His Mom used to beat him with a tomahawk and put a yarmulke underneath his feather headdress.  Unfortunately, Marty soon replaced the yarmulke with a pair of little boys underpants.  His synagogue told the family he was not welcome back and eventually Marty was kicked out of the tribe.
Title: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: Captain Spalding on July 03, 2007, 06:23:54 PM
I betcha you know everything about Marty Artie :exclaim:

Marty and Artie sitting in a tree....B-L-O-W-J-O-B
Title: Re: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 05, 2007, 11:14:04 AM
Quote from: ""Elan Reporter's Assistant""
Last night on "The Simple Life," right before Paris and Nicole led a "commitment ceremony," they showed an Indian guy beating a drum who actually chanted the words "hi yuh yuh yuh."  I nearly died laughing.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

The Mongoloid Indian way is spreading thanks to Chief Marty Kruglik.  If a guy can get on TV next to Paris Hilton and chant hi yuh yuh yuh, what's next?  Verbal reprimands, general meetings and hi yuh yuh yuh therapy for all our children???

We must fear for the safety of society at large.  I will not let a filthy Mongoloid Indian run my country.

I think this calls for stricter confinement at the IMR for Marty.  What do you think, Reporter?


Do you know what episode it was? I will look for it on ondemand and have to watch it.
Title: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on July 05, 2007, 12:24:16 PM
This is from E's Web site.....  www.eonline.com (http://www.eonline.com)

If you can't find the episode title, here are the future air times.

The Simple Life Goes to Camp: Committed
Paris and Nicole usher the couples through a recommitment ceremony and deal with their own issues with love.
 
Rating: TV-14
 
Scheduled to Air:
Thursday, Jul 5, 9:30p
Friday, Jul 6, 6:30p
Sunday, Jul 8, 12:30a
Saturday, Jul 7, 3:30p
Tuesday, Jul 10, 10:00p
Title: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: java.gurl on July 06, 2007, 12:46:06 PM
AHHHH YES...I saw this episode. Love the show..How can one NOT think of good ol Marty when one see's cheesy wanna be Indians chanting?...

Off the topic for a sec, Because of MySpace people have tracked me down and they write  these "Hey buddy remember me?" notes and quite frankly I do not remember them until I look up their profiles. Then I am left to wonder why the hell are ppl who were not even friends with me in Elan writing me like they found their long lost best fucking friend?

I WAS happy a few of them wrote me it was cool as hell chit chatting and the such.

Let me show some gratitude here. I am happy to of found a few old pals and enjoy sharing stories with them about life now and then.

As for the rest of them...If you were the first person spittin in my face during one of my many GM's and you are writing me NOW like it was "no big thang and that's just the way it was back then, you know that right?" then I need to tell you to go to hell. And yes some re-re tard DID write that to me and that is why I quoted it.

As for everyone else here.. bless you all and have a good one...


Eliscu, your artwork ROCKS...BUT I need to win the LOTTO first  :)  
Seriously though....They are beautifulllll.....
Title: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: java.gurl on July 06, 2007, 12:48:30 PM
:o     For some reason my post got ALL kinds of fucked up..Sorry...Was not intended...
Title: Re: Simple Life Shocker -- NO JOKE
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 07, 2007, 08:01:32 AM
Quote from: ""Elan Reporter's Assistant""
Last night on "The Simple Life," right before Paris and Nicole led a "commitment ceremony," they showed an Indian guy beating a drum who actually chanted the words "hi yuh yuh yuh."  I nearly died laughing.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

The Mongoloid Indian way is spreading thanks to Chief Marty Kruglik.  If a guy can get on TV next to Paris Hilton and chant hi yuh yuh yuh, what's next?  Verbal reprimands, general meetings and hi yuh yuh yuh therapy for all our children???

We must fear for the safety of society at large.  I will not let a filthy Mongoloid Indian run my country.

I think this calls for stricter confinement at the IMR for Marty.  What do you think, Reporter?



I finally saw the episode, he wasn't beating a drum from what I saw. He was standing and singing a hi-yuh-yuh tune and he really did look alot like tribal chief Kruglik. The face and everything was dead on.  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Great find Assistant!