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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 05:12:08 PM

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Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 05:12:08 PM: Just watch out for that Hanukah bush.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 05:27:11 PM: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DxmA9A65aHE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DxmA9A65aHE)
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Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 06:04:29 PM: Definitely, hard not to mix your meat and your dairy.
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Post by: try another castle on December 25, 2006, 05:32:29 AM: Quote
According to the locals no Korean will get aids because of gimchi's curative properties.

Well, shit, man. I'm gonna go down to Japantown, (Koreatown, pretty much) get me somma that shit, and start barebackin' tomorrow.

Or do I have to be Korean AND eat gimchi?

Merry Christmas. I'm gonna go have some unprotected sex, now.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2006, 07:32:49 AM: I am so glad this holiday crap is almost over! :D
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Post by: try another castle on December 25, 2006, 07:33:56 AM: Quote
Never know what dirty sailor has been in town. Dirty bastards those sailors going from port to port like they do.

Aaah. Fleet Week isn't until October. (Although I wouldn't mind having a couple of dirty sailors.) There's much more to risk from tweakers. Lots of PNP (party n play) going on out here. I don't see the attraction, personally. Buncha guys with nasty, pockmarked faces, fucked up teeth, and limp dicks. Some fags sure love their tina.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2006, 10:14:19 AM: Macho Man... :rofl:
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Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2006, 12:44:44 PM: The same way the press coddles to the politicians to gain access. Some of us don't like the press. In fact we are on the outside of the press building with pitch forks and torches ready to burn the fucking place down. Different perspectives I guess.
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 25, 2006, 11:19:03 PM: I'm just amused TryAnotherCastle can be so fucking FUNNY.

"Well, shit, man. I'm gonna go down to Japantown, (Koreatown, pretty much) get me somma that shit, and start barebackin' tomorrow. " :rofl:

Giving or taking? Barebacking isn't always the most fun for the giver you know :-?
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 01:46:21 AM: Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
I'm just amused TryAnotherCastle can be so fucking FUNNY.

"Well, shit, man. I'm gonna go down to Japantown, (Koreatown, pretty much) get me somma that shit, and start barebackin' tomorrow. " :rofl:

Giving or taking? Barebacking isn't always the most fun for the giver you know :-?

Depends on who it is. With men, I bottom, with women, I'm a switch.

I'm not jamming my junk in some fag's cornhole. That's where the poop is!

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Sad.. another thread derailed. It went from beer drinking brawling and hookers to the Village people in ten threads

Nobody said you had to ride this train. :P But if you're feeling up to it, welcome aboard. Although I take no responsibility for bringing up the village people.
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 01:49:15 AM: What, YOU'RE immaculate? :rofl:

I'm sure I've raised all kinds of eyebrows with this... I can't wait for my PM box to overflow.

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Nobody said you had to ride this train. But if you're feeling up to it, welcome aboard. Although I take no responsibility for bringing up the village people.

I got the perfect pic to post here but its oh so NSFW
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 02:08:30 AM: Quote
What, YOU'RE immaculate?

That's a whole other convoluted, involved story. :D
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 02:51:46 AM: Oh lord
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 02:54:55 AM: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 02:56:27 AM: I think the sad thing is a LOT of people here know what we're talking about, but I think a few struggling lurkers might have their brains explode if you keep going where we're headed with this conversation.

:wink:
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 03:03:46 AM: Trust me, there are some places even I won't go, converstation-wise, under certain circumstances. :P
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 03:04:43 AM: Just flush when you're done ::bangin::
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 03:26:35 AM: Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
Just flush when you're done ::bangin::

EEEEEEH! WRONG. I am NOT a scat fetishist. How could you even think that of me, Niles? *gag* ::puke::
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 03:27:11 AM: I thought the point was that you weren't :rofl:
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 03:29:34 AM: Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
I thought the point was that you weren't :rofl:

exactly.

I'm sure TSW is going to be thrilled to death to see the direction his thread has taken.
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 03:30:17 AM: yeah, spiralling down...
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Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2006, 04:05:42 AM: Quote from: ""Guest""
The same way the press coddles to the politicians to gain access. Some of us don't like the press. In fact we are on the outside of the press building with pitch forks and torches ready to burn the fucking place down. Different perspectives I guess.

:rofl: :evil: :rofl:
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 04:07:58 AM: Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
yeah, spiralling down...

Well, it's his fault for starting off talking about AIDS and gimchi. What was I supposed to do with that? Just let it sit there?

"Try Another Castle:... raising conversations to new levels of inappropriateness since 1970."
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 04:09:01 AM: well, if you make "gimping" the new "figging"...

you get major bonus points for figuring that one out :D
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 04:29:20 AM: I can figure out half, maybe all of it. But possibly not the connection.

I thought gimping was a LAN party term?

I know what figging is. Not a huge fan of ginger root. (Have no idea how they derive the term fig from ginger, but ok.)

The only other gimping thing I can think of is amputee fetishism, possibly.

Well, hell. I can't know everything.
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 04:30:06 AM: gimchi, sir.
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 04:33:05 AM: gesundheit. :P
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 07:00:27 AM: ...and some chocolate covered penicillin for dessert.
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 07:20:17 AM: Quote
I tell you boys... never tell your doctor you might have the fiery dick. Just lie about it.. They stick that damn swab up your pisshole.. and let me tell you... IT BURNS....

pussy.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2006, 07:35:52 AM: Last time I went in for a check I was hoping I wouldnt get the ol' q-tip up the p-hole routine. Now I know exactly what not to say, thanks.

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The only thing I said was, "Better eat some more gimchi old son, cause I think you will need it."

Ugh..
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Post by: 69 on December 26, 2006, 08:09:25 AM: Visuals... the horrible horrible visuals :o
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Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2006, 09:08:58 AM: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061226/ts_ ... titutes_dc (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061226/ts_nm/korea_prostitutes_dc)
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 26, 2006, 05:14:39 PM: Is it bad i'm actually fond of gimchi, even though its called kimchi here? Man, I bet "Kim" hates that...

Then again here Sriracha gets looks like I just got a bottle of 'cold fusion' sauce or something. LOL.
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Post by: try another castle on December 26, 2006, 11:54:26 PM: Quote
"If you promise yourself to make it a healthy night out at the end of the year, and if you recommend this to others, we are giving lots of prizes," the Ministry of Gender Equality said in an Internet posting.

That's fuckin' hilarious. Minister of Gender Equality. Equal, my ass. What kinds of prizes to the hookers get, huh? They don't get a paying john, and they also don't get a door prize. What a gyp.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2006, 12:48:26 PM: (http://http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/SpringCreekDropout/forabong.jpg)
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 27, 2006, 04:28:04 PM: gimchi makes it so the korean salaryman can make them hit the headboard when he climaxes.

Just don't cross the streams... you saw what that did to japan :rofl:
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Post by: Nihilanthic on December 28, 2006, 02:45:06 PM: Hrm, lots of gadets toys and electroncs in SE Asia...

I guess that's why.
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Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2006, 03:03:20 PM: Exactly. Why settle for inferior equipment when you can upgrade?