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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: starry-eyed pirate on February 18, 2006, 08:32:00 AM
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The sun always shines
In the cloudy winter sky
Shadows fall between.
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a large breast squirting milk
a cup four feet away
babies go hungry
spineless woman worried about their figures
while i get stoned
a world that cannot populate
nestle goes bankrupt
designer vaginas flourish
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On 2006-02-18 13:57:00, Anonymous wrote:
"a large breast squirting milk
a cup four feet away
babies go hungry
spineless woman worried about their figures
while i get stoned
a world that cannot populate
nestle goes bankrupt
designer vaginas flourish
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that's the best American haiku I ever read!
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thx dude
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Wow, that was decent.
Hickory dickory dock.....
just kidding
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Cryptic winter skies
Cast their light on starry eyes
Distant ancient suns
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I'm so fuckin' high...
Homegrown bud is always best...
I want to eat it.
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On 2006-02-18 17:53:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I'm so fuckin' high...
Homegrown bud is always best...
I want to eat it."
Yes, nice... :smile:
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there's a cat in my pickle
I have no knees
Bob's your uncle
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Fishy fishy in the brook
what immortal hand or eye
xargle glumphen blug blug blug
STOP THE CHILD ABUSE!!!!
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put together twenty years
division works sometimes
memories are fractional
snow melts in a day
rain sends directionality
as often as old hat
never get comfortable
swim the way fish swim
flaggelation be damed
tails are the sandwich of the day
heads be damned
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sorry i meant to put a hyphen in the middle of the word flag-gelation
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hey dragon..it looks like "life is precious and short" is part of your haiku........if life is short perhaps it lends itself to interpretation, but you should at least double space it so that it perpetuates itself. that's fuckin' american, right?
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eyes in the back of my head
elevators moving sideways
up or down up or left
futures so bright
risked a gambit
thoroughly un..understood
looked to castle
but the pawn was me
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hard labour for nothing
only a diarama they say
who cares about infrostructure
we still play dodgeball
a movie a movie a movie
nobody really gets pegged
virtual reality rules
was heisenberg here
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What happened to the 5-7-5 rules?
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lost outside of rules rap ...bitch...for creative reasons
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while those numbers are prime they are also odd. go deeper man. do you have a dr zuess lunch box i can borrow? i don't feel whole......greenly spaekeasy
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the 5-7-5 died underwater palindromic death
and everyone rejoiced
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If I remember correctly Anon wrote:
"Winter Haiku's tough
Can't think of a word to say
I think I'll give up"
::dove:: ::dove:: :skull:
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Upon Deaths' scaffold
Let my broken body lay
'Till the bones are clean
... ::dove::
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my haiku was so powerful it caused a ripple in the "nipple of the site"..........................................only positive feedback allowed or negative haiku of course.
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i am not hosting
this advice for free
i will continue posting........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."free beer for everyone"
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rock and roll nigger
frank and shortbus are your bros!
piet, where art thou?
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pulsating penis
warm and wet vaginal walls
now a sticky mess
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shit smells really bad
please be sure to wipe yourself!
or I will kill you
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woke up this morning
feeling as a different man
alas its the same
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V. Miller Newton
Touched My Junk Liberally
In The Straightmobile
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the day is smelly
the night is more forgiving
always dark in prison
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all the best haikus end with
"Boy becomes a man"
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Take my love away
Melancholy bagpipe strains
"Sorry this post lost"
::dove::
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wings a dove fortnight
forever into the moon
shadow ablaze black
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Throw dust into my eyes
Burn hatred into my soul
Rape my virgin mind
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That's heavy, pirate. :grin:
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I will not forget
The crimes that you committed
I cannot forget.
:skull: :skull: :skull:
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Long winter nights alone
There is no rest for the weary
Serenity Now!!!
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I've had a hard time
Since you shot me in the head
The lead is still hot.
::bandit:: ::armed:: :skull:
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hittin the hard pipe
eyes burning red mind turnin
notes tappin my soul
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clear the water is
i can see the other side
but i cant get there
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Drug war P.O.W
Now wears a prosthetic soul
All things sing his song.
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got pre trip jitters
you know that feelin dont ya
it all melts away
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::bigsmilebounce:: ::blushing:: ::rainbow:: ::rocker:: :silly:
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God transcending Death;
Man makes love to a Woman
Stardust in the womb.
::dove::
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On 2006-02-20 21:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"got pre trip jitters
you know that feelin dont ya
it all melts away"
Tinglin' finger tips
psychedelic eyes
Metaphysic mind
::bwahaha2:: ::rainbow:: ::read::
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Beautiful tombstone
You stand so quiet an' still.
Tell me what you know.
::dove::
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]0* 8ryi '9w47-6
045 o $%T !`*&"(P ~_
P*^TUuV +&Yg ^%
::alieneyesa::
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On 2006-02-20 22:29:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"]0* 8ryi '9w47-6
045 o $%T !`*&"(P ~_
P*^TUuV +&Yg ^%
::alieneyesa:: "
Translation:
Mere words; symbols; signs;
Representations of things;
expressions of Life.
:wink:
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This thread fuckin rocks
Time for a wake and bake bowl
And to read haikus
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The soul of the Sun
In the marrow of my bones
Ancient standing stones
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pin prick blood red swirl
feeling of euphoria
death by golden dream
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On 2006-02-21 19:43:00, Anonymous wrote:
"pin prick blood red swirl
feeling of euphoria
death by golden dream"
Dig baby, that's baaad. :skull:
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thx, man, it's been on my mind a lot lately
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On 2006-02-21 14:11:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"The soul of the Sun
In the marrow of my bones
Ancient standing stones"
:smile:
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I see you smilin'
All sexy-like invitin'
Flirtatious woman.
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Misty morning tears
Distant voice calling me home
Too long is the wait
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When elephants ? ght, it is the grass that suffers.
Kikuyu proverb
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These haiku suck eggs.
Haiku in China better.
Not smelly like fish.
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On 2006-02-22 17:12:00, dragonfly wrote:
"my child's face
so much joy
so much sorrow
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How subtle is the truth
In the form of a small child
Learn from the teacher
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Cosmic patterns form
Sunrise on some transcendent shore
Fuck me sacred whore.
::dove::
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ex-girlfriend's old apartment
sixteen years gone by
her picture painted over
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hungover in beach condo
sick off wine and weed
jumped in the ocean, went home
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Born in the 'Nam morgue
Amongst Magellans' "thieves"
Nepalm on the breeze
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Squirrel along fence
looks like he has a choice right?
could fall either way...............
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yeah!
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you guys should go to
california or something.
sunshine, surf, and chicks!
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Sitting in blue chairs
Brains washed away
Killed themself today
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Executioner
Look into my lonely eyes.
One last reflection
:skull: :skull: :skull:
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fuckety fuck fuck
fuckwherewithall fuckster fuck
fuckola fuckness
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Got something on your mind? (http://http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif)
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Muzsique!!!
bump bump bump
bumbabpump
bump bump bump
bumbabpump
scratchscratchjiggejiggescratchscratch
scratchn............hatch
Muzsique!!!
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On 2006-02-28 07:09:00, dragonfly wrote:
"not washing my face
so her scent lingers
last night so juicy
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ooohhhh....actually got a good tingle in my jingle from that one!!
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the warmth of the evening seeping in
stirring me, pulling me
skin against skin
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i think it is time
to move to summer haiku
winter almost over
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Season of changing faces
leaves falling from a tree
new growth begins
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yesterday's first steps
now she's on her way
tears are bittersweet
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On 2006-03-06 16:27:00, dragonfly wrote:
"I know that somewhere
there is a little bag of joy
or some such thing"
Somewhere there is a
Little bag of joyous fun
It contains heroin
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On 2006-03-07 10:37:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-03-06 16:27:00, dragonfly wrote:
"I know that somewhere
there is a little bag of joy
or some such thing"
Somewhere there is a
Little bag of joyous fun
It contains heroin"
oops, fucked up on the last line. It should read
"It is filled with smack" to make it fit the 5-7-5 thing.
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hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh...
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On 2006-03-07 19:12:00, Anonymous wrote:
"hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh..."
Native american!
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you sick bastard.
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dragonfly woman
could end dragonfly's haiku
and end this dumb shit
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sucking dragon-cock
into blissful nirvana
never more haiku
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this haiku sure is
crappy. needs salt. you can tell
its bad if you fart.
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oh, bad haiku give
you gas too? i got worst case
indigestion, wey!
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best cure for that? roast
dragonfly on grill. good for
clean out gut, end stink.
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On 2006-02-18 18:33:00, dragonfly wrote:
"this I wrote for a beautiful librarian I had been in love with for 7 years
seven years of spring
your voice catching my heart's breath
joy breathing your name
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Never knew of a guy librarian before. Do you have a boyfriend Dragonfly?? I love that screen name, it's so, girly.
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On 2006-02-18 18:33:00, dragonfly wrote:
"this I wrote for a beautiful librarian I had been in love with for 7 years
seven years of spring
your voice catching my heart's breath
joy breathing your name
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Never knew of a guy librarian before. Do you have a boyfriend Dragonfly?? I love that screen name, it's so, girly.
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On 2006-02-18 18:33:00, dragonfly wrote:
"this I wrote for a beautiful librarian I had been in love with for 7 years
seven years of spring
your voice catching my heart's breath
joy breathing your name
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Never knew of a guy librarian before. Do you have a boyfriend Dragonfly?? I love that screen name, it's so, girly.
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Sitting in the yard
Springtime sun shines into me
Not wanting to move
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The air is still
I farted
Where'd everyone go?
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shitty shit fuck shit
fucking shit fuck fucking shit
shitty fucking fuck
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winter haiku thread
boring and repetitive
it is truly ghey
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