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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: starry-eyed pirate on February 18, 2006, 08:32:00 AM

Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 18, 2006, 08:32:00 AM
The sun always shines

In the cloudy winter sky

Shadows fall between.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2006, 04:57:00 PM
a large breast squirting milk

a cup four feet away

babies go hungry

spineless woman worried about their figures

while i get stoned

a world that cannot populate

nestle goes bankrupt

designer vaginas flourish
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2006, 04:58:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-02-18 13:57:00, Anonymous wrote:

"a large breast squirting milk



a cup four feet away



babies go hungry



spineless woman worried about their figures



while i get stoned



a world that cannot populate



nestle goes bankrupt



designer vaginas flourish



"


that's the best American haiku I ever read!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2006, 05:00:00 PM
thx dude
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2006, 05:36:00 PM
Wow, that was decent.

Hickory dickory dock.....
just kidding
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 18, 2006, 07:41:00 PM
Cryptic winter skies

Cast their light on starry eyes

Distant ancient suns
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2006, 08:53:00 PM
I'm so fuckin' high...

Homegrown bud is always best...

I want to eat it.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 18, 2006, 09:33:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 18, 2006, 09:47:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-02-18 17:53:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I'm so fuckin' high...



Homegrown bud is always best...



I want to eat it."


Yes, nice... :smile:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2006, 09:58:00 PM
there's a cat in my pickle

I have no knees

Bob's your uncle
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2006, 10:18:00 PM
Fishy fishy in the brook

what immortal hand or eye

xargle glumphen blug blug blug


STOP THE CHILD ABUSE!!!!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 01:18:00 AM
put together twenty years

division works sometimes

memories are fractional

snow melts in a day

rain sends directionality

as often as old hat

never get comfortable

swim the way fish swim

flaggelation be damed

tails are the sandwich of the day

heads be damned
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 01:26:00 AM
sorry i meant to put a hyphen in the middle of the word flag-gelation
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 01:31:00 AM
hey dragon..it looks like "life is precious and short" is part of your haiku........if life is short perhaps it lends itself to interpretation, but you should at least double space it so that it perpetuates itself. that's fuckin' american, right?
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 03:22:00 AM
eyes in the back of my head

elevators moving sideways

up or down up or left

futures so bright

risked a gambit

thoroughly un..understood

looked to castle

but the pawn was me
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 03:42:00 AM
hard labour for nothing

only a diarama they say

who cares about infrostructure

we still play dodgeball

a movie a movie a movie

nobody really gets pegged

virtual reality rules

was heisenberg here
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 03:45:00 AM
What happened to the 5-7-5 rules?
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 03:50:00 AM
lost outside of rules rap ...bitch...for creative reasons
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 03:53:00 AM
while those numbers are prime they are also odd. go deeper man. do you have a dr zuess lunch box i can borrow? i don't feel whole......greenly spaekeasy
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 04:01:00 AM
the 5-7-5 died underwater palindromic death

and everyone rejoiced
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 09:30:00 AM
Sorry, this post lost
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 19, 2006, 10:57:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 11:04:00 AM
Sorry, this post lost
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 19, 2006, 11:24:00 AM
If I remember correctly Anon wrote:

"Winter Haiku's tough

Can't think of a word to say

I think I'll give up"

 ::dove::  ::dove::  :skull:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 11:57:00 AM
Sorry, this post lost
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 03:10:00 PM
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Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 04:03:00 PM
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Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 04:26:00 PM
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Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 09:16:00 PM
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Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 09:18:00 PM
Sorry, this post lost
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 09:33:00 PM
Sorry, this post lost
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 09:34:00 PM
Sorry, this post lost
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2006, 10:34:00 PM
Sorry, this post lost
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 19, 2006, 10:46:00 PM
Upon Deaths' scaffold

Let my broken body lay

'Till the bones are clean

... ::dove::
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 01:54:00 AM
my haiku was so powerful it caused a ripple in the "nipple of the site"..........................................only positive feedback allowed or negative haiku of course.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 01:57:00 AM
i am not hosting

this advice for free

i will continue posting........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."free beer for everyone"
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 09:52:00 AM
rock and roll nigger

frank and shortbus are your bros!

piet, where art thou?
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 10:05:00 AM
pulsating penis

warm and wet vaginal walls

now a sticky mess
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 20, 2006, 11:32:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 12:00:00 PM
shit smells really bad

please be sure to wipe yourself!

or I will kill you
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 12:32:00 PM
woke up this morning

feeling as a different man

alas its the same
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 01:04:00 PM
V. Miller Newton

Touched My Junk Liberally

In The Straightmobile
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 01:04:00 PM
the day is smelly

the night is more forgiving

always dark in prison
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2006, 11:05:00 PM
all the best haikus end with

"Boy becomes a man"
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 20, 2006, 11:52:00 PM
Take my love away

Melancholy bagpipe strains

"Sorry this post lost"

 ::dove::
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 12:07:00 AM
wings a dove fortnight
forever into the moon
shadow ablaze black
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 12:09:00 AM
Throw dust into my eyes

Burn hatred into my soul

Rape my virgin mind
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 12:15:00 AM
That's heavy, pirate.  :grin:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 12:16:00 AM
I will not forget

The crimes that you committed

I cannot forget.

 :skull:  :skull:  :skull:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 12:18:00 AM
Long winter nights alone

There is no rest for the weary

Serenity Now!!!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 12:22:00 AM
I've had a hard time

Since you shot me in the head

The lead is still hot.

 ::bandit::  ::armed::  :skull:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 12:23:00 AM
hittin the hard pipe
eyes burning red mind turnin
notes tappin my soul
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
clear the water is
i can see the other side
but i cant get there
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 12:40:00 AM
Drug war P.O.W

Now wears a prosthetic soul

All things sing his song.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 12:42:00 AM
got pre trip jitters
you know that feelin dont ya
it all melts away
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 12:45:00 AM
::bigsmilebounce::  ::blushing::  ::rainbow::  ::rocker::  :silly:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 12:50:00 AM
God transcending Death;

Man makes love to a Woman

Stardust in the womb.

::dove::
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 12:57:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-02-20 21:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"got pre trip jitters

you know that feelin dont ya

it all melts away"


Tinglin' finger tips

psychedelic eyes

Metaphysic mind

 ::bwahaha2::  ::rainbow::  ::read::
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 01:08:00 AM
Beautiful tombstone

You stand so quiet an' still.

Tell me what you know.

 ::dove::
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 01:29:00 AM
]0* 8ryi '9w47-6

045 o $%T !`*&"(P ~_

P*^TUuV  +&Yg ^%

 ::alieneyesa::
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 01:46:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-02-20 22:29:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:

"]0* 8ryi '9w47-6



045 o $%T !`*&"(P ~_



P*^TUuV  +&Yg ^%



 ::alieneyesa:: "


Translation:

Mere words; symbols; signs;

Representations of things;

expressions of Life.

 :wink:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 21, 2006, 07:53:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 10:24:00 AM
This thread fuckin rocks
Time for a wake and bake bowl
And to read haikus
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 05:11:00 PM
The soul of the Sun

In the marrow of my bones

Ancient standing stones
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 10:43:00 PM
pin prick blood red swirl

feeling of euphoria

death by golden dream
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 21, 2006, 11:39:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-02-21 19:43:00, Anonymous wrote:

"pin prick blood red swirl



feeling of euphoria



death by golden dream"


Dig baby, that's baaad.  :skull:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2006, 11:46:00 PM
thx, man, it's been on my mind a lot lately
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2006, 01:56:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-02-21 14:11:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:

"The soul of the Sun



In the marrow of my bones



Ancient standing stones"


 :smile:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 22, 2006, 02:05:00 AM
I see you smilin'

All sexy-like invitin'

Flirtatious woman.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Dreamy Surf on February 22, 2006, 06:13:00 AM
Misty morning tears

Distant voice calling me home

Too long is the wait
________________________________

When elephants ? ght, it is the grass that suffers.

Kikuyu proverb

Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2006, 07:52:00 AM
These haiku suck eggs.
Haiku in China better.
Not smelly like fish.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 10:00:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:09:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:10:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:12:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:14:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:17:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:19:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:21:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:24:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:26:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 22, 2006, 08:28:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 22, 2006, 08:49:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-02-22 17:12:00, dragonfly wrote:

"my child's face



so much joy



so much sorrow
"


How subtle is the truth

In the form of a small child

Learn from the teacher
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 22, 2006, 09:04:00 PM
Cosmic patterns form

Sunrise on some transcendent shore

Fuck me sacred whore.

 ::dove::
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Froderik on February 22, 2006, 09:40:00 PM
ex-girlfriend's old apartment

sixteen years gone by

her picture painted over
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Froderik on February 22, 2006, 09:41:00 PM
hungover in beach condo

sick off wine and weed

jumped in the ocean, went home
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 22, 2006, 09:46:00 PM
Born in the 'Nam morgue

Amongst Magellans' "thieves"

Nepalm on the breeze
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2006, 07:41:00 AM
Squirrel along fence

looks like he has a choice right?

could fall either way...............
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 23, 2006, 06:45:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 23, 2006, 09:33:00 PM
yeah!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2006, 09:43:00 PM
you guys should go to
california or something.
sunshine, surf, and chicks!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 24, 2006, 12:04:00 AM
Sitting in blue chairs

Brains washed away

Killed themself today
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 24, 2006, 01:39:00 AM
Executioner

Look into my lonely eyes.

One last reflection

 :skull:  :skull:  :skull:
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 24, 2006, 10:50:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 24, 2006, 11:12:00 AM
fuckety fuck fuck

fuckwherewithall fuckster fuck

fuckola fuckness
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Druggie Whore on February 24, 2006, 11:19:00 AM
Got something on your mind? (http://http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif)
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 25, 2006, 09:22:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 26, 2006, 09:03:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 27, 2006, 08:17:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on February 28, 2006, 10:09:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2006, 02:48:00 PM
Muzsique!!!

bump bump bump
bumbabpump

bump bump bump
bumbabpump

scratchscratchjiggejiggescratchscratch

scratchn............hatch

Muzsique!!!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2006, 03:04:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-02-28 07:09:00, dragonfly wrote:

"not washing my face



so her scent lingers



last night so juicy
"



ooohhhh....actually got a good tingle in my jingle from that one!!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 01, 2006, 08:00:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2006, 05:27:00 PM
the warmth of the evening seeping in

stirring me, pulling me

skin against skin
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 02, 2006, 08:24:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 03, 2006, 07:14:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2006, 10:44:00 AM
i think it is time

to move to summer haiku

winter almost over
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2006, 04:10:00 PM
Season of changing faces


leaves falling from a tree


new growth begins
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2006, 04:16:00 PM
yesterday's first steps


now she's on her way



tears are bittersweet
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 04, 2006, 08:09:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 04, 2006, 08:13:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 04, 2006, 08:17:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 04, 2006, 08:20:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 04, 2006, 08:25:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 04, 2006, 08:30:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 04, 2006, 08:36:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 06, 2006, 07:27:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2006, 01:37:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-03-06 16:27:00, dragonfly wrote:

"I know that somewhere



there is a little bag of joy



or some such thing"


Somewhere there is a

Little bag of joyous fun

It contains heroin
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2006, 01:50:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-03-07 10:37:00, Anonymous wrote:

"
Quote

On 2006-03-06 16:27:00, dragonfly wrote:


"I know that somewhere





there is a little bag of joy





or some such thing"




Somewhere there is a



Little bag of joyous fun



It contains heroin"


oops, fucked up on the last line.  It should read

"It is filled with smack" to make it fit the 5-7-5 thing.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 07, 2006, 10:00:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2006, 10:12:00 PM
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh

hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh

hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh...
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2006, 07:39:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-03-07 19:12:00, Anonymous wrote:

"hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh



hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh



hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh..."


Native american!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 09, 2006, 08:08:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2006, 10:39:00 AM
you sick bastard.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2006, 10:46:00 AM
dragonfly woman

could end dragonfly's haiku

and end this dumb shit
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2006, 10:59:00 AM
sucking dragon-cock

into blissful nirvana

never more haiku
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 10, 2006, 07:46:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 11, 2006, 01:41:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2006, 05:50:00 PM
this haiku sure is
crappy. needs salt. you can tell
its bad if you fart.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2006, 05:54:00 PM
oh, bad haiku give
you gas too? i got worst case
indigestion, wey!
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2006, 06:53:00 PM
best cure for that? roast
dragonfly on grill. good for
clean out gut, end stink.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on March 23, 2006, 06:39:00 PM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2006, 03:06:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-02-18 18:33:00, dragonfly wrote:

"this I wrote for a beautiful librarian I had been in love with for 7 years





seven years of spring



your voice catching my heart's breath



joy breathing your name
"


Never knew of a guy librarian before.  Do you have a boyfriend Dragonfly??  I love that screen name, it's so, girly.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2006, 03:06:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-02-18 18:33:00, dragonfly wrote:

"this I wrote for a beautiful librarian I had been in love with for 7 years





seven years of spring



your voice catching my heart's breath



joy breathing your name
"


Never knew of a guy librarian before.  Do you have a boyfriend Dragonfly??  I love that screen name, it's so, girly.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2006, 03:06:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-02-18 18:33:00, dragonfly wrote:

"this I wrote for a beautiful librarian I had been in love with for 7 years





seven years of spring



your voice catching my heart's breath



joy breathing your name
"


Never knew of a guy librarian before.  Do you have a boyfriend Dragonfly??  I love that screen name, it's so, girly.
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: teachback on April 17, 2006, 06:04:00 PM
Sitting in the yard

Springtime sun shines into me

Not wanting to move
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: flygirl on April 18, 2006, 01:54:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: flygirl on 2006-04-26 05:53 ]
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: flygirl on April 18, 2006, 02:28:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: flygirl on 2006-04-26 05:54 ]
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: flygirl on April 18, 2006, 04:33:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: flygirl on 2006-04-26 05:54 ]
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2006, 10:20:00 PM
The air is still


I farted


Where'd everyone go?
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: flygirl on April 18, 2006, 10:22:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: flygirl on 2006-04-26 05:54 ]
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on April 22, 2006, 10:23:00 AM
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on April 22, 2006, 10:36:00 AM
shitty shit fuck shit

fucking shit fuck fucking shit

shitty fucking fuck
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2006, 08:12:00 PM
winter haiku thread
boring and repetitive
it is truly ghey
Title: Winter Haiku
Post by: dragonfly on May 28, 2006, 02:30:00 AM