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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 09:43:00 AM

Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 09:43:00 AM
I was just told that men get drunk, angry, and verbally abusive and women get constipated and cry. Is this generaly true?
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 10:15:00 AM
Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. Also, women's poop doesn't stink - it smells like flowers.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 11:09:00 AM
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On 2006-02-11 07:15:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. Also, women's poop doesn't stink - it smells like flowers."


Obviously you never lived with a woman.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 11:13:00 AM
right on brother, woman turd reeks. :cool:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 11:16:00 AM
my wife wanted me to post this emoticon because she says it is really cute ::kiss::
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: dragonfly on February 11, 2006, 12:38:00 PM
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 12:57:00 PM
dragon, maybe you could make a good recipe out of your "roadkill"
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 12:58:00 PM
dragonheart wings......trampled heart sandwich.......the ex-pumpernickel
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: dragonfly on February 11, 2006, 01:38:00 PM
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 11, 2006, 04:01:00 PM
"There is no water wet enough to wash away that pain...

Still they carry on...with love in their eyes...

Oh life is precious life..."


Fe'l ya my good brother.

I'm listenin' to your songs right now.

 ::dove::
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Carmel on February 11, 2006, 09:01:00 PM
Women do not sweat, they perspire.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 07:33:00 PM
Men have a penis...I think :rofl:  :lol:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
Yup, I was correct. We do have a penis.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 07:37:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 16:33:00, Short Bus wrote:

"Men have a penis...I think :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 07:42:00 PM
I know, my penis is so small..I'm so embarrassed! What is a nigga to do, yo? :lol:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 07:47:00 PM
So what's your name tonight?  SB?  ER?  RRN? N?  :wave:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 07:50:00 PM
HUH? Wtf? Suck my fat cock.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 07:52:00 PM
ER? RNN? What the fuck are you talking about dude~
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 07:52:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 16:47:00, Anonymous wrote:

"So what's your name tonight?  SB?  ER?  RRN? N?  :wave: "


I'm the only R&R Nigger here, if you please. No disrespect to Short Bus, but I have no problem finding my wang.  It goes with me everywhere, usually arriving there first.  I say usually 'cause sometimes I walk backwards for fun.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 07:55:00 PM
Hey anon, Ill show you how SMALL my dick is, when I slap the shit outta your silly ass-ugly fuckin face with it! Nigger! :rofl:  :rofl:  :lol:  Get laid, THEN talk shit..K good buddy? Good.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: teachback on February 12, 2006, 07:56:00 PM
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Ill show you how SMALL my dick is, when I slap the shit outta your silly ass-ugly fuckin face with it!

 :rofl: Heya, SB!
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 07:59:00 PM
What's up, brother Frank! :tup:  Up for some Gay Bashing tonite?  :lol:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 08:00:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 16:55:00, Short Bus wrote:

"Hey anon, Ill show you how SMALL my dick is, when I slap the shit outta your silly ass-ugly fuckin face with it! Nigger! :rofl:  :rofl:  :grin:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:02:00 PM
Come have a looky touchy! Niiga Hoe Bitch!
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:03:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 16:59:00, Short Bus wrote:

"What's up, brother Frank! :tup:  Up for some Gay Bashing tonite?  :lol: "


Hey Frank, I'll fag bash with ya, as long as it's in good fun.  Some of my best friends and favorite artists are fucking queer dick huffing faeries who take it up the ass.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:04:00 PM
I like this Nigger cat, I think Ill buy him.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: teachback on February 12, 2006, 08:05:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 16:59:00, Short Bus wrote:

"What's up, brother Frank! :tup:  Up for some Gay Bashing tonite?  :lol: "

Uh...yeah, perhaps. I thought that joke that i made about bradbury taking a bite out of crime (i.e. sembler, via his penis) was rather humorous, no offense to bradbury...i hope.  :em:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 08:06:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:02:00, Short Bus wrote:

"Come have a looky touchy! Niiga Hoe Bitch! "


First I'm a dude, now I'm a hoe bitch.  Make up your mind.  :lol:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:07:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:06:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-02-12 17:02:00, Short Bus wrote:


"Come have a looky touchy! Niiga Hoe Bitch! "




First I'm a dude, now I'm a hoe bitch.  Make up your mind.  :lol: "
Just die, mmmmkay? Whatever you are sex wise, you are an annoying fuck face..
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 08:08:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:07:00, Short Bus wrote:

Just die, mmmmkay? Whatever you are sex wise, you are an annoying fuck face.."


Pot - kettle, kettle - pot.  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:09:00 PM
I love you anon.. :wave:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:12:00 PM
And I'm sure you'll love me too, right after I get done kicking your teeth down your fucking throat.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:14:00 PM
Gotta love those internet tough guys
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:15:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:14:00, Rock&Roll Nigger wrote:

"Gotta love those internet tough guys"
Pipe it down, would ya nigger? Jeez..
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:18:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:05:00, Frank Discussion wrote:

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On 2006-02-12 16:59:00, Short Bus wrote:


"What's up, brother Frank! :tup:  Up for some Gay Bashing tonite?  :lol: "


Uh...yeah, perhaps. I thought that joke that i made about bradbury taking a bite out of crime (i.e. sembler, via his penis) was rather humorous, no offense to bradbury...i hope.  :em: "


I'm sure Sister Ray would do it if he had the chance.
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:20:00 PM
*Sister* Ray,  :lol:
Title: Men vs. Women
Post by: dragonfly on February 12, 2006, 08:30:00 PM