Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 24, 2005, 09:17:00 AM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 24, 2005, 09:22:00 AM
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2005, 11:07:00 AM
Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh............
Post by: Cynthia on September 24, 2005, 09:05:00 PM
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On 2005-09-24 06:22:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Brian Peppers says: Call it a truce guys!
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I DO believe there is ONE that throws the sand from the sandbox FIRST. The other two are just putting on their goggles.
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 12:33:00 AM
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On 2005-09-24 18:05:00, Cynthia wrote:
On 2005-09-24 06:22:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Brian Peppers says: Call it a truce guys!
:nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :tup:
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 12:33:00 AM
Syn, Art and Pink all have the same cause. Tamar's cause is simply to hurt people.
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 07:27:00 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 07:51:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 07:55:00 PM
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On 2005-09-25 16:27:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Art and his "friends"
:nworthy:
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 11:14:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2005, 09:30:00 AM
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On 2005-09-25 20:14:00, Anonymous wrote:
"What's up with that picture? Are you trying ti "come out" of the closet? I understand it only works when you identify yourself to people who actually GIVE A SHIT about you! I am sure there are gay chat rooms you can find. Or is that your Daddy? ::puke:: ::kiss:: "
:wave: Leticia's back!!! She's posting anonymously, but we all know it's her.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 26, 2005, 10:41:00 AM
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On 2005-09-25 10:14:00, artman11111 wrote:
"I couldnt care less about a truce or whatever.He is more entertaining than the previous pissin match that was here before. I havent laughed this much in a while. Ya know us 48 yr old men can only take so much !
arty farty"
Oh Arthur! I am truly offended now...All that hard work, and time ? :wave:
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 26, 2005, 05:58:00 PM
Post by: Cynthia on September 26, 2005, 08:17:00 PM
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On 2005-09-26 06:30:00, Anonymous wrote:Sorry, but it was me. I forgot to log on. Cindy
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On 2005-09-25 20:14:00, Anonymous wrote:
"What's up with that picture? Are you trying ti "come out" of the closet? I understand it only works when you identify yourself to people who actually GIVE A SHIT about you! I am sure there are gay chat rooms you can find. Or is that your Daddy? ::puke:: ::kiss:: "
:wave: Leticia's back!!! She's posting anonymously, but we all know it's her. "
Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2005, 10:41:00 PM
If your very south again stop in for a coca cola... :lol:
Post by: Mister Pink on September 26, 2005, 11:19:00 PM
belive it - mahalo
mr. pink
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2005, 10:17:00 PM
Are you sure about that pink????? :???:
Post by: Mister Pink on October 03, 2005, 10:46:00 AM
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Post by: Mister Pink on October 04, 2005, 12:13:00 PM
so i guess a more appropriate phrase would be: something lasts forever...
as in; odds are, that there is something out there that's gonna last forever, or you could get *really* into it and say that even nothing is something... :scared:
I have another philosophy question: what is the sound of one artman yapping?
Post by: Mister Pink on October 04, 2005, 02:33:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 05:14:00 PM
Post by: xres8182 on October 04, 2005, 06:49:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 06, 2005, 11:15:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 12:20:00 PM
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On 2005-10-04 12:13:00, artman11111 wrote: go fuck yourself
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
Post by: Mister Pink on October 06, 2005, 06:36:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 07, 2005, 11:07:00 AM
why do you even still bother to post?
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2005, 08:54:00 PM
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On 2005-10-07 08:07:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"By something witty, I'll just assume you meant something involving go "fuck yourself" or "slurpee" - what a pithy man you are art...
why do you even still bother to post?"
ask yourself that question ya cunt. your the most worthless piece of trash on this board. Do us all a favor and take a big gulp of some drano.
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2005, 10:01:00 PM
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On 2005-10-07 17:54:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-10-07 08:07:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"By something witty, I'll just assume you meant something involving go "fuck yourself" or "slurpee" - what a pithy man you are art...
why do you even still bother to post?"
ask yourself that question ya cunt. your the most worthless piece of trash on this board. Do us all a favor and take a big gulp of some drano."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
that would be mr pink. though i prefer the term pussy.
Post by: Mister Pink on October 10, 2005, 01:30:00 AM
Begging the inevitable question: What colored fluid do you prefer to take large gulps of? :question:
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 07:04:00 PM
your still an anon tool/cuntbag.
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 07:06:00 PM
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Begging the inevitable question: What colored fluid do you prefer to take large gulps of? :question: "
why are you coming onto me? Is this a gay forum??? I thought it was about elan, but mr pink wants my fluids..
creepy
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 07:46:00 PM
Don't you ever WISH that one of these morons could come up with a clever insult?
I would almost not mind their whining if they were not as unfunny and semi-retarded.
Elan really pushed out some brainiacs.
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 07:58:00 PM
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On 2005-10-11 16:04:00, Anonymous wrote:
"who are you calling baghead, baghead. Wow you have a sn, and a fucking queer one at that. Your just as anon as anyone else here cunt. you do seem to be a lot more gay then anyone else. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, it definetly suits you Mr.Pink.
your still an anon tool/cuntbag."
Pink may be a lot of things but he's not anon. A little while back he posted his real name.
Post URL: http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?to ... t=10#48960 (http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?topic=5443&forum=2&start=10#48960)
MISTER PINK = ANDY PULEO
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2005, 08:16:00 AM
when did you get out of elan last year?
Post by: Mister Pink on October 12, 2005, 10:47:00 AM
I split elan 3 years ago, give or take...
BTW - my name, picture, and address are on these forums, and thats more than any of you pussys
Post by: Mister Pink on October 12, 2005, 10:53:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2005, 10:56:00 AM
I think Andy Puleo would be smarter than any of these morons even after a LOBOTOMY.
TRANSLATION(For all you morons):
HALF of Pink's brain could beat the intellectual shit out of ALL OF YOURS combined. :tup:
Post by: xres8182 on October 12, 2005, 01:54:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 12, 2005, 03:30:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2005, 06:04:00 PM
Always thinking about boy on boy action.
:roll:
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2005, 08:43:00 PM
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On 2005-10-12 14:43:00, artman11111 wrote:
"MUST GIVE A GREAT BJ ANDY"
Art wants to know because he's looking for one.
Young men are kind of his passion.
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2005, 09:06:00 PM
If you make bets with yourself, nobody really wins.
:wstupid: :tup:
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Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 03:14:00 AM
Yes Art,
You're alone.
Your special blankie doesn't count.
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 03:15:00 AM
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On 2005-10-12 18:06:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Hey Art-
If you make bets with yourself, nobody really wins.
:wstupid: :tup: "
L L O O O L L L O O O L L L O O O L L L !!
He's always talking about his "friends".
He even has dinner with them.
He lines EVERY stuffed animal up at the table and gives them a scoop of his government cheese and macaroni.
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 08:32:00 AM
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On 2005-10-12 07:47:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"Puleo = Italian
I split elan 3 years ago, give or take...
BTW - my name, picture, and address are on these forums, and thats more than any of you pussys"
wow hey pink does it get old sticking up for yourself? I never saw your addy posted here.
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 08:39:00 AM
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On 2005-10-13 00:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-10-12 18:06:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Hey Art-
If you make bets with yourself, nobody really wins.
:wstupid: :tup: "
L L O O O L L L O O O L L L O O O L L L !!
He's always talking about his "friends".
He even has dinner with them.
He lines EVERY stuffed animal up at the table and gives them a scoop of his government cheese and macaroni."
So in other words you are saying , Art is sort of like a little girl that plays "tea service" with all her stuffed animals?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 08:42:00 AM
Are any of your invisble friends named Jody Art?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 10:38:00 AM
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On 2005-10-13 05:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Or better yet, like the little girl in Amityville horror. She had an invisible friend named Jody.
Are any of your invisble friends named Jody Art?"
NO.
All of art's "friends" are little boys, just like Michael Jackson.
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 12:44:00 PM
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On 2005-10-13 09:29:00, artman11111 wrote:
"When your mentally incompetant... This is all you know..
Gonna be gone for a few days,dinner with family tonight... and fishin the rest of the week...
have a great time losers"
Does dinner with family mean " pretend tea service?"
Can picture Artman having this little plastic table with plastic chairs and Jody, and other invisible guest's drinking pretend tea out of empty platic toy tea cups.
And lets not forget the bets Artman places. The bets can be placed with all the invisible guest using play money. But for some reason I cannot picture the invisible guest's along with Jody winning any bets.
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 05:47:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 05:59:00 PM
You know you're Italian when
You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 07:01:00 PM
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On 2005-10-13 09:29:00, artman11111 wrote:
"When your mentally incompetant... This is all you know..
Gonna be gone for a few days,dinner with family tonight... and fishin the rest of the week...
have a great time losers"
It's " YOU'RE"
...and you have no family.
Just some stuffed animals with holes ripped on the backside for
"the dirty thing" :wstupid:
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2005, 07:39:00 PM
Post by: SyN on October 15, 2005, 07:54:00 AM