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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Dr Gerald Davidson on August 26, 2005, 04:41:00 PM

Title: Dr. Fucktard please assist me rehabing Kruglik
Post by: Dr Gerald Davidson on August 26, 2005, 04:41:00 PM

Marty Kruglik is out of control, and I invite you and your staff to assist me in rehabing him.

Title: Dr. Fucktard please assist me rehabing Kruglik
Post by: Dr Fucktard on August 26, 2005, 05:14:00 PM

Certainly, we are always glad to help!

We can send the StraightMobile? around to pick him up and take him to SIBS, the best therapeutic community that there is. Kruglik will be dealt with accordingly. Out of control, you say? Perhaps some time in the cage with Gary the Gorilla will calm him down a little and help him to get in touch with his feminine side. :lol:

Title: Dr. Fucktard please assist me rehabing Kruglik
Post by: Dr Gerald Davidson on August 26, 2005, 05:29:00 PM

Oh he does have a feminine side. He sometimes cross dresses and goes by the name "Mary Kruglik".

However I don't think placeing him in a cage with Gary Gorrilla would be fare to Gary. Kruglik has a history of sodomy and beastialty with animals.

But go ahead with the arrangements of scooping him up, thearpy is what he needs most.

Title: Dr. Fucktard please assist me rehabing Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 27, 2005, 10:23:00 PM

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:51 ]

Title: Dr. Fucktard please assist me rehabing Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 30, 2005, 01:06:00 PM

impossible! how wil you remove him from the IMR without encountering fierce resistance from loyal buffalo and moose? not to mention 7 foot tall Kickapoo, you'll never survive..