Post by: JNAILZ on August 22, 2005, 03:12:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on August 22, 2005, 03:26:00 PM
Day 1: 1530 hours
Walking outside on the front porch to smoke a cigarette. Still no sign of Nailz - it's only beeen 10 minutes though, and he does live in Mass. I'm cleaning my shotgun and assuming he'll be by later tonight. It's a good four hour drive from Mass. to my place, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't know what he looks like, although I have a sneaking suspicion he will have breasts - but I will have to be careful not to open fire on civilians. Until tonight - we hunt.
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2005, 03:28:00 PM
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On 2005-08-22 12:26:00, Mister Pink wrote::nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Aug 22, 2005.
Day 1: 1530 hours
Walking outside on the front porch to smoke a cigarette. Still no sign of Nailz - it's only beeen 10 minutes though, and he does live in Mass. I'm cleaning my shotgun and assuming he'll be by later tonight. It's a good four hour drive from Mass. to my place, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't know what he looks like, although I have a sneaking suspicion he will have breasts - but I will have to be careful not to open fire on civilians. Until tonight - we hunt.
"
Hey! He spelled Chaos wrong.
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2005, 03:29:00 PM
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On 2005-08-22 12:26:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"Aug 22, 2005.
Day 1: 1530 hours
Walking outside on the front porch to smoke a cigarette. Still no sign of Nailz - it's only beeen 10 minutes though, and he does live in Mass. I'm cleaning my shotgun and assuming he'll be by later tonight. It's a good four hour drive from Mass. to my place, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't know what he looks like, although I have a sneaking suspicion he will have breasts - but I will have to be careful not to open fire on civilians. Until tonight - we hunt.
"
What a dumb-ass Mr Pink
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2005, 03:30:00 PM
Post by: Chaos on August 22, 2005, 06:27:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on August 23, 2005, 02:42:00 AM
Day 2: 0230 hours
I woke up in the middle of the night and walked outsde for a quick snort of absinthe. I thought to myself about how it is really cold out tonight; and came to a conclusion. The cold weather has shrunken JNAILZ testicles so badly he cannot make it. At this point, I heard a rustling in the hedge across the street, but it was not JNAILZ - it was only a harmless little vermin - and i've been assured that their bark is far worse than the bite. By the way, that is Verona, NJ..... directly in between Newark airport and Patterson - right west of montclair.
JNAILZ is probally just a wannabe tough guy. a bitch. like his whore wife.
Post by: Mister Pink on August 23, 2005, 02:45:00 AM
Day 2: 0300 hours
I'm going inside now. See your smiling face tomorrow nailz?
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Post by: Mister Pink on August 23, 2005, 12:01:00 PM
Day 2: 0800 hours
Okay, Nailz, I'm sure you're on your way; probally just stuck in traffic or something... I won't be at my house for a few hours because I need to go to work, and then pick up some beers and shotgun shells afterwards - i'm having a couple friends over tonight. Anyway, I'm still waiting for you... you aren't walking, are you? because thats gonna take a few days to get from Massachussetts to New Jersey, so I'll totally understand if you can't get here til, oh, say, Friday... tough guy like you should be able to hitch a ride though, so hurry the fuck up bitch.
Post by: JGAYLZ on August 23, 2005, 12:23:00 PM
I know I promised a fight but your just so pretty!
Post by: Mister Pink on August 24, 2005, 03:57:00 PM
Day 3: 1600 hours
Day three and still no sign of Nailz. I'm beggining to lose hope. Last night we had some excitement here though - I saw a nigger in a blue du rag running down my street. I figured it was Cruz so I fired off a twelve gauge round. That nigger dropped right to the pavement. A couple hours later the police arrived and put it in a plastic bag. They also wrote me a summons for discharging a firearm within the city limits and leaving garbage in the street.
So, for now, the gun stays inside, no sense having any more trigger happy incidents costing me my hard earned money. I'm still waiting for Nailz, and am almost kinda worried about him... poor little pussy cat mighta gotten lost...
Post by: Mister Pink on August 25, 2005, 03:40:00 PM
Day 4: 1600 hours
I don't think Nailz is going to show up. I've fucked his wife, mocked his bastard mongoloid children, and given him my address. The only explanation is that he is scared, or way too poor to afford transportation to New Jersey. I think he is just a big fat wet pussy. Hell, he won't even post anymore except as an anon (i see you) which as far as im concerned, is a very bitch move... whore!
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 04:03:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on August 30, 2005, 12:42:00 PM
Day 9: 0800 hours
I just returned from an extended vacation into the very heart of pennsyltucky. Good food, good people, and good beer - I asked my neighbor in the downstairs apartment to keep an eye on the place. He's an Iraq vet and probally crazier than I am; good people. Anyway, upon my return, there was no sign of JNAILZ... strange, considering he was supposed to be here over a week ago.
Girls don't menstruate for that long? or do they?
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 06:13:00 PM
Menstruation Madness is the theme at the brothel this month.
Post by: Mister Pink on August 31, 2005, 12:39:00 PM
Day 10: 1400 hours
JNAILZ
Posts: 155
From: Boston
Posted: 2005-08-22 10:32
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If I am then where is your address, bitch? Afraid that if i do come by mommy and daddy might ground you?
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Reply Delete this Post
It's 10 Malvern Place, Verona, New Jersey...
who is the real bitch, JNAILZ?
Post by: Mister Pink on August 31, 2005, 03:37:00 PM
Day 10: 1730 hours
I hold out no hope for JNAILZ. I can only assume the worst. I have gathered together a search party to find his corpse, and have sent flowers to his whore wife and mongoloid children. Perhaps in death, JNAILZ will finally find the tough-guy image he has been looking for all his life. We can only hope, and pray.
Amen.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 31, 2005, 10:34:00 PM
Post by: Chief Baghead on September 01, 2005, 01:29:00 AM
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On 2005-08-31 12:37:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"August 31, 2005
Day 10: 1730 hours
I hold out no hope for JNAILZ. I can only assume the worst. I have gathered together a search party to find his corpse, and have sent flowers to his whore wife and mongoloid children. Perhaps in death, JNAILZ will finally find the tough-guy image he has been looking for all his life. We can only hope, and pray.
Amen.
"
Maybe he's on his way Pink. He might just be out trying to find you a bag Pink. That would slow him down. I personally wish they'd stop picking on you. You can't help it if you're ugly.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 01, 2005, 01:57:00 PM
Day 11: 1330 hours
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On 2005-09-01 10:04:00, JNAILZ wrote:
"
A.P. Wire -
- - - -
I've recieved a telegram from a tollbooth worker on the massachussetts border that a scraggly looking creature emerged from underneath a bridge and snatched several goats from a nearby farm before retreating into the mountains. Reports at this time are sketchy as the forestry service and the division of fish and wildlife continue their pursuit into the dark hours of the night. national guard helicopters have been been equipped with spotlights and deployed into the greater new england region, we'll keep you posted as new developments break...
"
No.... it couldn't be him... or could it?!?!
Post by: Mister Pink on September 04, 2005, 02:22:00 PM
Day 14: 1400 hours
i'm sitting here, out on my porch, on one beautiful sunday afternoon drinking my customary green swill and watching that crazy tree across the street melt and move like you wouldn't believe - :roll: - i've really given up on NAILZ showing up, which i was actually looking forward to - i think my street would look better were it running red with his blood... does anyone else think that would fit nicely with a little Wagner blasting on the stereo and a cool,strong breeze?
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2005, 02:50:00 PM
He couldn't make it because he couldn't find his rubber pants.
He'd die before he'd let you see him piss his pants in fear.
His 2 black room mates were unavailable for the big 'fight'.
They had to meet with their parole officers.
So it would have been nailz alone.
And we all know that fighting nailz alone would have been like punching a 6 year old girl.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 05, 2005, 04:22:00 PM
Day 15: 1630 hours
Happy Labor Day JNAILZ!!!
Labor as in what your wife will go into when she pops out a child that looks suspiciously like myself... because I fucked her. from behind. because shes a whore. :rofl:
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2005, 10:11:00 PM
Jnailz is the one on welfare
Post by: xres8182 on September 05, 2005, 11:07:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2005, 11:33:00 PM
Post by: xres8182 on September 06, 2005, 12:12:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 06, 2005, 10:12:00 AM
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On 2005-09-05 20:07:00, xres8182 wrote:
"Pink,was this Nailz in there at the same time as you?"
Nailz is like 12 years older than pink. His IQ, however, is about 175 points lower than Pink's.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 06, 2005, 10:18:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 06, 2005, 10:23:00 AM
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On 2005-09-06 07:18:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Or when Pink gave him is addy and called his bluff Nailz became so scared he vowed never to return to this site?"
BINGO!!!
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 06, 2005, 12:59:00 PM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 06, 2005, 01:01:00 PM
:lol: :lol:
Post by: Mister Pink on September 06, 2005, 01:21:00 PM
Day 16: 1100 hours
I'm packing up the Celica for a little trip out to Pennsyltucky with the woman before I start school again, so i won't be there when NAILZ doesn't show his face, either on this board or at my door, because he is a bitch. "Ima gonna show up at your door and beat you up..." blah blah woof woof... Waaah-Waaah-Waaaah.... Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi...
Are you really that scared? C'mon pussy, you sure sounded hard behind your keyboard, i was actually a little nervous there for the first week or two - :wink: - these internet tough guys can talk up a storm, but when it comes time to put up, all they can do is shutup - anybody even wondering where this guy is?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 07, 2005, 09:18:00 PM
Day 17: 2100 hours
Back from my vacation! Anybody miss me? No? Oh well, so it goes I guess... :wave: ...I decided today to start checking my mail - Maybe when JNAILZ told me he was going to show up at my door and smack me around, he actually meant he was going to mail me a polite letter... Now, I could be wrong of course, I often am, but it couldn't hurt to check anyway, right? Or is JNAILZ just the bitch I called him out to be? Ah, the questions, and the waiting, continues... mahalo.
Post by: Anonymous on September 07, 2005, 09:44:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on September 08, 2005, 12:45:00 AM
Day 18: 0100 hours
Sitting here bored off my ass, can't sleep, and can't figure out why Inuyasha doesn't totally fucking suck... another few tokes and maybe i'll figure exactly what a "sacred jewel shard" is, and how it drives the entire plot -
I heard a commotion outside and didn't even bother to check it out. JNAILZ is probally far, far away by now. All I'm really worried about now is the same mongrel dogs waylaid him and devoured his flesh might find my address on the internet and show up; because i'm pretty damn sure nothing else is gonna happen. O where for art thou NAILZ?
I see you in WHO'S ONLINE all the time, but your always missing from the ELAN forum?!?!? I will ponder why that is, as well as how much Inuyasha totally sucks.
Arty Farty: I'm sorry your jeleaous of my daytrips *all* the way out to PA... By the wayside, do you know where JNAILZ is? :wave:
Post by: SyN on September 08, 2005, 08:20:00 AM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 08, 2005, 10:49:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on September 08, 2005, 11:56:00 AM
Post by: xres8182 on September 09, 2005, 12:52:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2005, 09:35:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-08 21:52:00, xres8182 wrote:
"Hey Nailz come duke this shit out like a man. Never make threats your not willing to back up. you've got to much to lose right?"
What does nailz have to lose? his welfare check? his fat whore of a girlfriend?
Maybe his self respect. OOPS. No that's already gone.
Post by: xres8182 on September 09, 2005, 10:30:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-09 03:10:00, artman11111 wrote:
"Go ahead Jim...Feed the animal"
Yeah maybe I should mind my own,just hate to see anyone run off the board.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 09, 2005, 11:07:00 AM
Nailz started the entire thing with Pink, all Pink is doing is telling the truth.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 09, 2005, 11:41:00 AM
Day 19: 1130 hours
I've come to the observation that my neighbors don't even bother to call the police anymore when I discharge a firearm within the city limits. My cousin, who works for the B.O.P. had given me some riot control shells awhile back, (the kind with the rubber pellets in them that cause scarring pain and incapacitation at short range) Theres an interesting story somewhere inside all of this noise, but it doesn't involve JNAILZ whatsoever, so i'll just move on.
JNAILZ is such a bitch. As in, lacking the testicular fortitude to show up at my doorstep. I even told him he could bring his blu du rag wearing lov... errr... "roomate" if he needed a support person. It's been going on three weeks and still no sign of the macho man himself. I asked a frend of mine, one of those health freaks who takes it upon herself to walk the entire length of the AT at least once every couple years how long it would take someone to walk from the quiet white suburbs of Massachussetts to the drug infested black heart of New Jersey and she told me an average person could make it in about two weeks. TWO WEEKS!!!
I then explained that JNAILZ has the IQ of an elan graduate, which is roughly equivlant to that of an acorn, and she says that he probally wandered off somewhere and was attacked and subsequently eaten by homeless people. stranger things have happened. mahalo.
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2005, 02:07:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-09 08:41:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"September 9, 2005
Day 19: 1130 hours
I've come to the observation that my neighbors don't even bother to call the police anymore when I discharge a firearm within the city limits. My cousin, who works for the B.O.P. had given me some riot control shells awhile back, (the kind with the rubber pellets in them that cause scarring pain and incapacitation at short range) Theres an interesting story somewhere inside all of this noise, but it doesn't involve JNAILZ whatsoever, so i'll just move on.
We all wish you would move on...
Did your mommy not hug you enough?
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-09 08:08:00, artman11111 wrote:
Run over by a truck would be more apropriate !
:silly:
Post by: SyN on September 09, 2005, 11:19:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-09 11:07:00, Anonymous wrote:
On 2005-09-09 08:41:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"September 9, 2005
Day 19: 1130 hours
I've come to the observation that my neighbors don't even bother to call the police anymore when I discharge a firearm within the city limits. My cousin, who works for the B.O.P. had given me some riot control shells awhile back, (the kind with the rubber pellets in them that cause scarring pain and incapacitation at short range) Theres an interesting story somewhere inside all of this noise, but it doesn't involve JNAILZ whatsoever, so i'll just move on.
We all wish you would move on...
Did your mommy not hug you enough?"
you are full of it. Oh yeah and your not even close to intimidateing.
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2005, 11:25:00 PM
syns right :exclaim: :exclaim:
Post by: Mister Pink on September 13, 2005, 05:06:00 PM
Day 23: 1700 hours
JNAILZ showed up at my house today and beat the crap out of me!!!!
SYKE!!! IT BE ME! LETICIA CRUZ WHO WHUPPED UP ON DIS LIDDLE PUNK ASS FAGGOT WHITE BOY CUZ I'Z A MAD NIGER BITCH WHO BE WILIN' BOUT ALL DA NASTY STUFF HE BE SAYIN BOUT ME AN MA WELFARE BABEES EVEN DO IT ALL BE TRU! WORD LYFE I BE ASKIN' WHERE YOU AT?
*copyright 2005, Boost Mobile, all rights reserved*
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2005, 10:02:00 PM
Post by: SyN on September 17, 2005, 02:14:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2005, 07:27:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-09 20:19:00, SyN wrote:
On 2005-09-09 11:07:00, Anonymous wrote:
On 2005-09-09 08:41:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"September 9, 2005
Day 19: 1130 hours
I've come to the observation that my neighbors don't even bother to call the police anymore when I discharge a firearm within the city limits. My cousin, who works for the B.O.P. had given me some riot control shells awhile back, (the kind with the rubber pellets in them that cause scarring pain and incapacitation at short range) Theres an interesting story somewhere inside all of this noise, but it doesn't involve JNAILZ whatsoever, so i'll just move on.
We all wish you would move on...
Did your mommy not hug you enough?"
you are full of it. Oh yeah and your not even close to intimidateing."
SYN can't spell for shit.
"intimidateing"
Case In Point.
Must be that high grade Elan education.
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 01:47:00 AM
There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.
Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.
The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.
Choke on shit , morons.
Post by: SyN on September 18, 2005, 02:14:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-17 16:27:00, Anonymous wrote:
On 2005-09-09 20:19:00, SyN wrote:
On 2005-09-09 11:07:00, Anonymous wrote:
On 2005-09-09 08:41:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"September 9, 2005
Day 19: 1130 hours
I've come to the observation that my neighbors don't even bother to call the police anymore when I discharge a firearm within the city limits. My cousin, who works for the B.O.P. had given me some riot control shells awhile back, (the kind with the rubber pellets in them that cause scarring pain and incapacitation at short range) Theres an interesting story somewhere inside all of this noise, but it doesn't involve JNAILZ whatsoever, so i'll just move on.
We all wish you would move on...
Did your mommy not hug you enough?"
you are full of it. Oh yeah and your not even close to intimidateing."
SYN can't spell for shit.
"intimidateing"
Case In Point.
Must be that high grade Elan education.
"
is that the best you have? if thats it then thanks for showing i am once again correct.
Post by: SyN on September 18, 2005, 02:22:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-17 22:47:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Art you're also a fucking idiot.
There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.
Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.
The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.
Choke on shit , morons."
literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?
If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.
your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.
untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.
a friendly fuk you till then.
M
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 02:43:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-17 23:22:00, SyN wrote:
On 2005-09-17 22:47:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Art you're also a fucking idiot.
There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.
Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.
The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.
Choke on shit , morons."
literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?
If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.
your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.
untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.
a friendly fuk you till then.
M"
I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.
"abashinging"?
This is not even a WORD in the english language.
I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.
( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")
Can you spot the error in THAT statement?
My guess is that you cannot.
As for this indecipherable blather:
"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "
Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED
an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.
Was this not your first language?
You are the worst kind of nincompoop.
The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.
Good luck with that job at Burger World.
I hear you get all the fries you can eat there.
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 02:48:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-17 23:43:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Quote
On 2005-09-17 23:22:00, SyN wrote:
"Quote
On 2005-09-17 22:47:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Art you're also a fucking idiot.
There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.
Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.
The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.
Choke on shit , morons."
literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?
If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.
your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.
untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.
a friendly fuk you till then.
M"
I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.
"abashinging"?
This is not even a WORD in the english language.
I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.
( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")
Can you spot the error in THAT statement?
My guess is that you cannot.
As for this indecipherable blather:
"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "
Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED
an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.
Was this not your first language?
You are the worst kind of nincompoop.
The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.
Good luck with that job at Burger World.
I hear you get all the fries you can eat there."
Oh-
lol!
"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "
It's abundantly clear.
You DON'T speak english, do you?
Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?
Not ONE thing you have said either
A) makes sense
or
B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.
The more you speak, the deeper the hole.
Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.
Idiot.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 18, 2005, 08:09:00 PM
Day 28: 2000 hours
hmmmm.... it's been one whole month, or four weeks, depends on how you count, since you vowed to show up at my home. Coincidently, thats the same amount of time since you last made a post here on this board. Come on back JNAILZ, I miss your smiling face and cheery demeanor. :lol:
Post by: Mister Pink on September 23, 2005, 10:46:00 AM
Day 33: 1020 hours
I fucked your wife wussy.
Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2005, 07:59:00 AM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 24, 2005, 09:14:00 AM
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On 2005-09-24 04:59:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Your such a prick. its easy to see why you are allways on this site Mr Pink. No one in reality will have anything to do with you, because your the same there as you are here. A parasite. It seems like your talking to your self as well, only anons who are probably you respond to your bullshit. Even, as it seems the Elan Reporter and the Assistant wont go near your parasitic posts. But of course they dont want to make enemies with everyone who posts here just to have fun; unlike you who cannot stop attacking people. But you do seem to be an asshole and from what i read here most all agree."
Please don't bring my name up for you to make a point, you are a baghead and nothing more.
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 12:36:00 AM
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On 2005-09-24 06:14:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Quote
On 2005-09-24 04:59:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Your such a prick. its easy to see why you are allways on this site Mr Pink. No one in reality will have anything to do with you, because your the same there as you are here. A parasite. It seems like your talking to your self as well, only anons who are probably you respond to your bullshit. Even, as it seems the Elan Reporter and the Assistant wont go near your parasitic posts. But of course they dont want to make enemies with everyone who posts here just to have fun; unlike you who cannot stop attacking people. But you do seem to be an asshole and from what i read here most all agree."
Please don't bring my name up for you to make a point, you are a baghead and nothing more."
pot calling the kettle black. just because you have a screen name doesnt mean much.
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 12:49:00 AM
Post by: xres8182 on September 25, 2005, 01:32:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-24 06:14:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Quote
On 2005-09-24 04:59:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Your such a prick. its easy to see why you are allways on this site Mr Pink. No one in reality will have anything to do with you, because your the same there as you are here. A parasite. It seems like your talking to your self as well, only anons who are probably you respond to your bullshit. Even, as it seems the Elan Reporter and the Assistant wont go near your parasitic posts. But of course they dont want to make enemies with everyone who posts here just to have fun; unlike you who cannot stop attacking people. But you do seem to be an asshole and from what i read here most all agree."
Please don't bring my name up for you to make a point, you are a baghead and nothing more."
Your name? WTF is your name biotch?
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2005, 10:07:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-24 22:32:00, xres8182 wrote:
"Quote
On 2005-09-24 06:14:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Quote
On 2005-09-24 04:59:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Your such a prick. its easy to see why you are allways on this site Mr Pink. No one in reality will have anything to do with you, because your the same there as you are here. A parasite. It seems like your talking to your self as well, only anons who are probably you respond to your bullshit. Even, as it seems the Elan Reporter and the Assistant wont go near your parasitic posts. But of course they dont want to make enemies with everyone who posts here just to have fun; unlike you who cannot stop attacking people. But you do seem to be an asshole and from what i read here most all agree."
Please don't bring my name up for you to make a point, you are a baghead and nothing more."
Your name? WTF is your name biotch?"
the anon was too polite if you ask me. wtf is your name you are just as anon as any bag head
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 26, 2005, 10:38:00 AM
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On 2005-09-24 22:32:00, xres8182 wrote:
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On 2005-09-24 06:14:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
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On 2005-09-24 04:59:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Your such a prick. its easy to see why you are allways on this site Mr Pink. No one in reality will have anything to do with you, because your the same there as you are here. A parasite. It seems like your talking to your self as well, only anons who are probably you respond to your bullshit. Even, as it seems the Elan Reporter and the Assistant wont go near your parasitic posts. But of course they dont want to make enemies with everyone who posts here just to have fun; unlike you who cannot stop attacking people. But you do seem to be an asshole and from what i read here most all agree."
Please don't bring my name up for you to make a point, you are a baghead and nothing more."
Your name? WTF is your name biotch?"
Gee Jimmy, you tell me.
Post by: xres8182 on September 26, 2005, 04:16:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2005, 09:06:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on September 26, 2005, 11:30:00 PM
Day 36: 2310 hours
A great Greek told me that JNAILZ will never appear. I asked Lord Hades, Aries, Aprhrodite, and Zeus - I climbed to the top of Mount Olympus and yet NAILZ failed to materialize before mine eyes. Legend says that he was once a mighty mortal, with a trailer home and a homely wife; in his time - he talked shit on many a message board, but no mere mortal would ever gaze upon his fearsome form... I drank another glass of absinthe and pondered these ancient legends - they are indefintely false - JNAILZ is but a phantom, a ghost, an apparation who only appears to those who search the Fornits Fora hoping to find a savior, a god, an internet tought guy who will lead them to the great wheel in the sky, to eden, to heaven, to nirvana...
but alas, alack, JNAILZ will never come back
:rofl:
Post by: Mister Pink on September 26, 2005, 11:32:00 PM
Day 36: 2312 hours
(do all of those smiley face not mock you with their laughter?) :lol:
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2005, 11:45:00 PM
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On 2005-09-26 20:30:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"September 26, 2005
Day 36: 2310 hours
A great Greek told me that JNAILZ will never appear. I asked Lord Hades, Aries, Aprhrodite, and Zeus - I climbed to the top of Mount Olympus and yet NAILZ failed to materialize before mine eyes. Legend says that he was once a mighty mortal, with a trailer home and a homely wife; in his time - he talked shit on many a message board, but no mere mortal would ever gaze upon his fearsome form... I drank another glass of absinthe and pondered these ancient legends - they are indefintely false - JNAILZ is but a phantom, a ghost, an apparation who only appears to those who search the Fornits Fora hoping to find a savior, a god, an internet tought guy who will lead them to the great wheel in the sky, to eden, to heaven, to nirvana...
but alas, alack, JNAILZ will never come back
:rofl:
"
you are a cunt.
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2005, 11:47:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2005, 11:50:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on September 28, 2005, 01:19:00 PM
Day 38: 1310 hours
Ah, still no sign of JNAILZ. Maybe his supply of fornit-forum-anger-inducing-steriods finally ran out? Maybe he talked so big it caught up to him when he ran his mouth to a disgruntled Pizza Hut server who laced his stuffed crust personal pan with arsenic? Maybe.... he is just a young wet thing
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 11:36:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 02:58:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 03:19:00 PM
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On 2005-09-29 11:58:00, Anonymous wrote:
"nobody fucked with andy in elan, he made the staffs life living hell and was funny doing it :rofl: "
you're right about that, but Andy was totally gay
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 03:52:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 05:31:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on September 30, 2005, 10:52:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on September 30, 2005, 12:40:00 PM
September 30, 2005
Day 40: 1230 hours
I'm sitting on my deck/porch/patio thing, still literally twisted from last night, absinthe likes to stick with you for awhile, and nothing, including coffee, sleep, or sex can shake it off. I'm done with that foul stuff for now, and bought some Gordon's, which I can assure you, really is the most mixable vodka out there. Anyway, I'm scanning up and down my street for any signs of movement, I have two people threatening to come to my house now - interesting story really... but I won't go into it. My neighbors across the street, although tolerant of my antics up until this point, definitely aren't diggin' it this morning, I think I took matters over the top with one too many things. Eh, but I ramble....
JNAILZ still has not shown up, well past the 5-week mark and counting. I still see him from time to time...
in the eys of a young child, in the smell of a flower... :smokin:
Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2005, 01:54:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2005, 03:28:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 04, 2005, 11:57:00 AM
Day 43: 1100 hours
I have sketchy confirmation from several anons stationed along the New Jersey/New York border that JNAILZ is still alive, and may be being pursued vigilantly by the same pack of wild dogs previously mentioned. Our thoughts and prayers are with NAILZ as he continues to run from these ravenous rabid beasts - RUN NIGGER RUN!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on October 05, 2005, 06:33:00 PM
Pinks from chicago?
Speaking of... How about Chicago's step child...
GO SOX! SOUTHSIDES FINEST! ALL YOU CUBBIE FANS CAN KISS MY ::kma::
Post by: Anonymous on October 05, 2005, 07:17:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 06, 2005, 11:34:00 AM
Day 46: 1100 hours
Harvey, Markham, and Robbins... are they gonna come to my house too? :lol: :lol: :lol: Because ever since JNAILZ got tragically lost at sea, I haven't heard of any other young wet things threaten to show up at my house.
Wait a minute, whoreface!
Maybe a tough-guy-shy-town gangsta like yourself would come to my house and entertain me by doing impressions of the black men who have loved you?
No, because you are a brazen shit-eating coward and it is probally legal for people like you to be publicly beaten, tied to an orca whale, and split open so your fat can be used for candles and soap.
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 12:17:00 PM
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On 2005-10-06 08:34:00, Mister Pink wrote:
you are a brazen shit-eating coward and it is probally legal for people like you to be publicly beaten, tied to an orca whale, and split open so your fat can be used for candles and soap.
"
:wstupid: :wstupid: :wstupid: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 01:11:00 PM
not that there was any doubt in anyone's mind here
::bangin:: ::kma:: ::kma:: ::kma::
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 03:03:00 PM
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On 2005-10-06 10:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Talking to yourself is more indication of how sick you really are
i *am* pink you stupid moron..
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 05:39:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 05:56:00 PM
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On 2005-10-06 09:17:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-10-06 08:34:00, Mister Pink wrote:
you are a brazen shit-eating coward and it is probally legal for people like you to be publicly beaten, tied to an orca whale, and split open so your fat can be used for candles and soap.
"
:wstupid: :wstupid: :wstupid: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: "
LOLOLOLOL
who wrote that soap comment?
IT'S FRICKEN HILARIOUS!
I just pissed my pants, that was awesome.
I love whomever wrote that.
Post by: Mister Pink on October 06, 2005, 06:35:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 13, 2005, 11:47:00 AM
Day 53 : 1140 hours
I figured I'd give one last update before I went on holiday; No, JNAILZ smiling face and cheery attitude have not yet made an appearance at my door. Harvey, Markham, and Robbins are too busy molesting Artman to make it out to New Jersey. I spotted Leticia stealing a chicken carcass from a dumpster and run into a cave. I did not follow. SyN-bot will be undergoing maintenance at the IMR for the next 4-8 days. His propaganda chip is being updated to V2.334 specifications. Greg Cruz has thrown in the blu du rag and given his last shout out to his homies. Martin R. Kruglick? Still ridin' buffalo, still married to Kickapoo, and will forever throw fecal turds at anyone who;
DOES NOT RESPECT THE HI-YUH HI-YUH!!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 12:46:00 PM
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On 2005-10-13 08:47:00, Mister Pink wrote::nworthy: :nworthy:
"October 13, 2005
Day 53 : 1140 hours
I figured I'd give one last update before I went on holiday; No, JNAILZ smiling face and cheery attitude have not yet made an appearance at my door. Harvey, Markham, and Robbins are too busy molesting Artman to make it out to New Jersey. I spotted Leticia stealing a chicken carcass from a dumpster and run into a cave. I did not follow. SyN-bot will be undergoing maintenance at the IMR for the next 4-8 days. His propaganda chip is being updated to V2.334 specifications. Greg Cruz has thrown in the blu du rag and given his last shout out to his homies. Martin R. Kruglick? Still ridin' buffalo, still married to Kickapoo, and will forever throw fecal turds at anyone who;
DOES NOT RESPECT THE HI-YUH HI-YUH!!!!!
"
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2005, 12:08:00 PM
Post by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on November 27, 2005, 07:31:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on January 09, 2006, 02:23:00 PM
Post by: SyN on January 10, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2006, 04:31:00 PM
how are ya buddy. Nice to see someone who resembles an adult.
art
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 06:57:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 10, 2006, 01:32:59 PM
gangsta what!?!?
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2006, 03:16:21 PM
Quote from: ""Mister Pink""
Empires have risen and fallen in the time its taken JNAILZ to show up at my home. Ya got my address, ya got a 14 month headstart, so back up all that hard talk NAILZ and CRUZ
gangsta what!?!?
Pink Pussy and Uncle Homo Dave
Big talkers... No nuts
Hiding in momma's basement.. Pissin and moanin cuz the big bad injun took their candy pack
what a joke you are
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2006, 03:36:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2006, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: ""Mister Pink""
Empires have risen and fallen in the time its taken JNAILZ to show up at my home. Ya got my address, ya got a 14 month headstart, so back up all that hard talk NAILZ and CRUZ
gangsta what!?!?
If he or anyone showed up at your house,your mommy would have to fight your battles cuz your a big pussy
Mommy would have to clean up the shit stain that you left in her basement
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2006, 04:27:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2006, 05:07:54 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2006, 05:09:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2006, 11:33:33 PM
He knows nobody is going to come to his home.
If someone ever does, the worst they will do is throw eggs/tp the tree out front. If they did come. Which seeing as his address is on Page 1 of this thread, is about as likely as an anon getting laid. hahja! I make funny.
Post by: Mister Pink on October 11, 2006, 12:03:04 AM
hanging by an oak tree
possibly wearing a blue du rag
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2006, 08:11:42 AM
Quote from: ""Mister Pink""
Actually, a puerto-rican/african american induvidual was sighted in my front yard.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hanging by an oak tree
possibly wearing a blue du rag
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 10:49:44 AM
I hope that boy never takes a job as a pizza delivery boy. How longs it been Pink?
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:02:48 PM
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Do the tags BOTHER you?
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:04:25 PM
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TAGS or not Mr.Burns is still COOL!
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:06:25 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Do the tags BOTHER you?
No, they just show your stupidity.
No one will answer me. How fucking old are you guys? Shit, this is liking watching a fight between my kids when they were about 7 and 8.
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:07:45 PM
:tup:
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:23:13 PM
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:tup:
That includes you dipshit. :rofl:
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:47:30 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:50:28 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""Do the tags BOTHER you?
No, they just show your stupidity.
No one will answer me. How fucking old are you guys? Shit, this is liking watching a fight between my kids when they were about 7 and 8.
Hey hypocrite, you making fun of someones images showing tags is immature.
Your joining right on in with everyone else here you accuse of being immature.
Dumb ass.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:53:32 PM
Here, this is how it's done dipshit.
(http://http://osvaldo_mazzullo.weblogger.terra.com.br/img/finger.jpg)
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 01:54:43 PM
Thanks dipshit. :roll:
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 02:05:15 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 02:08:28 PM
You can do it!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 02:15:16 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2006, 03:59:23 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 13, 2006, 12:20:43 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2006, 01:11:29 PM
Post by: Mr. Pink's Accountant on October 20, 2006, 12:16:28 PM
Post by: Aggressive Alpha Male on October 20, 2006, 12:48:22 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 20, 2006, 01:04:31 PM
Post by: Aggressive Alpha Male on October 20, 2006, 01:13:43 PM
He seldomly comes to the aide of ::crybaby:: Arthur ::crybaby:: when ::crybaby:: Arthur ::crybaby:: can't take it anymore.
Sometimes, ::crybaby:: Arthur ::crybaby:: uses Jimmy as one of his imaginary friends, but the word is MUM, Don't tell Jimbob about that.
SHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2006, 08:05:38 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2006, 12:49:02 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2006, 06:35:31 AM
I FINISHED Elan.And not the Elan Lite that you went to.The real deal.Something for people to truly be upset by. Not the "i didnt get my sub,.candy pack,or soda Elan.You are a fucking pussy.Talk shit about people from an anon monkier. You should have gone to the real elan,and maybe graduated. I have no doubt that you would be a different person today,or you would be dead.I would be good with either.Most prefer you dead.The world would be a better place without your stalker ass in it! Serial,shiteater in training.
Post by: Mister Pink on October 27, 2006, 10:30:18 AM
what a fucking badge of honor right there.
you put that on your resume when you try to get a job as a janitor but get denied because of megan's law?
move on bitch :rofl:
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2006, 07:13:43 PM
Quote from: ""Mister Pink""
Oh... the real elan, riiight
what a fucking badge of honor right there.
you put that on your resume when you try to get a job as a janitor but get denied because of megan's law?
move on bitch :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
While you were forced to stay at elan for all that time fucker, I was out having a good time, and getting laid. didnt have to wear signs around my neck, and waste 18 months of my life unlike you. I'll take freedom over elan anyday of the week.
BTW, was that post suppose to make people jealous of you? WoW you're so cool man, you were locked up in Elan for all that time, Damn, its a shame I missed the boat and signed out and had a grand ole time partying and doing what i want, and not asking permisssion to take a piss. You had it all man!
You fuckin dipshit physcotic loser.
Post by: Aggressive Alpha Male on October 27, 2006, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Mister Pink""Oh... the real elan, riiight
what a fucking badge of honor right there.
you put that on your resume when you try to get a job as a janitor but get denied because of megan's law?
move on bitch :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
While you were forced to stay at elan for all that time fucker, I was out having a good time, and getting laid. didnt have to wear signs around my neck, and waste 18 months of my life unlike you. I'll take freedom over elan anyday of the week.
BTW, was that post suppose to make people jealous of you? WoW you're so cool man, you were locked up in Elan for all that time, Damn, its a shame I missed the boat and signed out and had a grand ole time partying and doing what i want, and not asking permisssion to take a piss. You had it all man!
You fuckin dipshit physcotic loser.
Amen... :nworthy: ::cheers:: ::birthday:: :tup: ::alieneyesa::
Post by: Anonymous on October 28, 2006, 01:38:21 PM
Hey Andy stop trying to make people think that you're OK with being a total failure in life.
Despite what you try to tell us it is not cool to be a loser.
Do you believe we can't see that you're truly a sad, pathetic, ugly little man?
Stop being delusional my friend. Seriously. Get some help. Quickly.