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Title: Debunking 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2005, 01:22:00 PM
by Gerard Holmgren debunker@hotmail.com

Copyright Gerard Holmgren. Jan 2003.

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Astute observers of history are aware that for every notable event
there
will usually be at least one ,often several wild conspiracy theories
which spring up around it. "The CIA killed Hendrix" " The Pope had John
Lennon murdered ", "Hitler was half Werewolf", "Space aliens replaced
Nixon with a clone" etc,etc. The bigger the event, the more ridiculous
and more numerous are the fanciful rantings which circulate in relation
to it.

So its hardly surprising that the events of Sept 11 2001 have spawned
their fair share of these ludicrous fairy tales. And as always, there
is
- sadly - a small but gullible percentage of the population eager to
lap
up these tall tales, regardless of facts or rational analysis.

One of the wilder stories circulating about Sept 11, and one that has
attracted something of a cult following amongst conspiracy buffs is
that
it was carried out by 19 fanatical Arab hijackers, masterminded by an
evil genius named Osama bin Laden, with no apparent motivation other
than that they "hate our freedoms."


Never a group of people to be bothered by facts, the perpetrators of
this cartoon fantasy have constructed an elaborately woven web of
delusions and unsubstantiated hearsay in order to promote this garbage
across the internet and the media to the extent that a number of
otherwise rational people have actually fallen under its spell.

Normally I don't even bother debunking this kind of junk, but the
effect
that this paranoid myth is beginning to have requires a little rational
analysis, in order to consign it to the same rubbish bin as all such
silly conspiracy theories.

These crackpots even contend that the extremist Bush regime was caught
unawares by the attacks, had no hand in organizing them, and actually
would have stopped them if it had been able. Blindly ignoring the stand
down of the US air-force, the insider trading on airline stocks -
linked
to the CIA, the complicit behavior of Bush on the morning of the
attacks, the controlled demolition of the WTC, the firing of a missile
into the Pentagon and a host of other documented proofs that the Bush
regime was behind the attacks, the conspiracy theorists stick doggedly
to a silly story about 19 Arab hijackers somehow managing to commandeer
4 planes simultaneously and fly them around US airspace for nearly 2
hours ,crashing them into important buildings, without the US
intelligence services having any idea that it was coming, and without
the Air Force knowing what to do.

The huge difficulties with such a stupid story force them to invent
even
more preposturous stories to distract from its core silliness, and thus
the tale has escalated into a mythic fantasy of truly gargantuan
proportions.

It's difficult to apply rational analysis to such unmitigated
stupidity,
but that is the task which I take on in this article. However, it
should
be noted that one of the curious characteristics of conspiracy
theorists
is that they effortlessly change their so called evidence in response
to
each aspect which is debunked. As soon as one delusion is unmasked,
they
simply invent another to replace it, and deny that the first ever
existed. Eventually, when they have turned full circle through this
endlessly changing fantasy fog , they then re-invent the original
delusion and deny that you ever debunked it, thus beginning the circle
once more. This technique is known as "the fruit loop" and saves the
conspiracy theorist from ever having to see any of their ideas through
to their (ill)logical conclusions.

According to the practitioners of the fruit loop, 19 Arabs took over
the
4 planes by subduing the passengers and crew through the use of
guns,knives,box cutters and gas, and then used electronic guidance
systems which they had smuggled on board to fly the planes to their
targets.

The suspension of disbelief required for this outrageous concoction is
only for the hard core conspiracy theorist. For a start, they
conveniently skip over the awkward fact that there weren't any Arabs on
the planes. If there were, one must speculate that they somehow got on
board without being filmed by any of the security cameras and without
being registered on the passenger lists. But the curly question of how
they are supposed to have got on board is all too mundane for the
exciting world of the conspiracy theorist. With vague mumblings that
they must have been using false ID ( but never specifying which IDs
they
are alleged to have used, or how these were traced to their real
identities), they quickly bypass this problem, to relate exciting and
sinister tales about how some of the fictitious fiends were actually
searched before boarding because they looked suspicious. However, as
inevitably happens with any web of lies, this simply paints them into
an
even more difficult corner. How are they supposed to have got on board
with all that stuff if they were searched ? And if they used gas in a
confined space, they would have been affected themselves unless they
also had masks in their luggage.

"Excuse me sir, why do you have a boxcutter, a gun, a container of gas,
a gas mask and an electronic guidance unit in your luggage?"

"A present for your grandmother? Very well sir, on you get."

"Very strange", thinks the security officer. "That's the fourth Arabic
man without an Arabic name who just got on board with a knife, gun or
boxcutter and gas mask. And why does that security camera keep flicking
off every time one these characters shows up? Must be one of those days
I guess..."

Asking any of these basic questions to a conspiracy theorist is likely
to cause a sudden leap to the claim that we know that they were on
board
because they left a credit card trail for the tickets they had
purchased
and cars they had rented. So if they used credit cards that identified
them, how does that reconcile with the claim that they used false IDs
to
get on to the plane? But by this time ,the fruit loop is in full swing,
as the conspiracy theorist tries to stay one jump ahead of this
annoying
and awkward rational analysis.They will allege that the hijackers'
passports were found at the crash scenes. "So there!" they exalt
triumphantly, their fanatical faces lighting up with that deranged look
of one who has just a revelation of questionable sanity.

Hmm? So they got on board with false IDs but took their real passports
with them? However, by this time the fruit loop has been completely
circumnavigated,and the conspiracy theorist exclaims impatiently, "Who
said anything about false IDs? We know what seats they were sitting in!
Their presence is well documented!" And so the whole loop starts again.
"Well, why aren't they on the passenger lists?"

"You numbskull! They assumed the identities of other passengers!" And
so
on...

Finally, out of sheer fascination with this circular method of creative
delusion , the rational sceptic will allow them to get away with this
loop, in order to move on to the next question, and see what further
delights await us in the unraveling of this marvelously stupid story.

"Uh, how come their passports survived fiery crashes that completely
incinerated the planes and all the passengers? " The answer of course
is
that its just one of those strange co-incidences, those little quirks
of
fate that do happen from time to time. You know, like the same person
winning the lottery four weeks in a row. The odds are astronomical, but
these things do happen...

This is another favourite deductive method of the conspiracy theorist.
The "improbability drive" , in which they decide upon a conclusion
without any evidence whatsoever to support it, and then continually
speculate a series of wildly improbable events and unbelievable
co-incidences to support it, shrugging off the implausibility of each
event with the vague assertion that sometimes the impossible happens
(just about all the time in their world). There is a principle called
"Occam's razor" which suggests that in the absence of evidence to the
contrary, the simplest explanation is most likely to be correct.
Conspiracy theorists hate Occam's razor.

Having for the sake of amusement, allowed them to get away with with
the
silly story of the 19 invisible Arabs, we move on to the question of
how
they are supposed to have taken over the planes.

Hijacking a plane is not an easy thing to do. Hijacking it without the
pilot being able to alert ground control is near impossible. The pilot
has only to punch in a four digit code to alert ground control to a
hijacking. Unconcerned with the awkward question of plausibility, the
conspiracy buffs maintain that on that Sept 11, the invisible hijackers
took over the plane by the rather crude method of threatening people
with boxcutters and knives, and spraying gas (after they had attached
their masks, obviously), but somehow took control of the plane without
the crew first getting a chance to punch in the hijacking code. Not
just
on one plane, but on all four. At this point in the tale, the
conspiracy
theorist is again forced to call upon the services of the improbability
drive.

So now that our incredibly lucky hijackers have taken control of the
planes, all four pilots fly them with breath taking skill and certainty
to their fiery end, all four pilots unflinching in their steely resolve
for a swift meeting with Allah. Apart from their psychotic hatred of
"our freedoms" , it was their fanatical devotion to Islam which enabled
them to summon up the iron will to do this. Which is strange, because
according to another piece of hearsay peddled by the conspiracy buffs,
these guys actually went out drinking and womanizing the night before
their great martyrdom, even leaving their Korans in the bar -really
impeccable Islamic behavior - and then got up at 5am the next morning
to
pull off the greatest covert operation in history. This also requires
us
to believe that they were even clear headed enough to learn how to fly
the huge planes by reading flight manuals in Arabic in the car on the
way to the airport. We know this because they supposedly left the
flight
manuals there for us to find.

It gets better. Their practical training had allegedly been limited to
Cessnas and flight simulators, but this was no barrier to the
unflinching certainty with which they took over the planes and
skillfully guided them to their doom. If they are supposed to have done
their flight training with these tools, which would be available just
about anywhere in the world, its not clear why they would have decided
to risk blowing their cover to US intelligence services by doing the
training in Florida, rather than somewhere in the Middle East, but such
reasoning is foreign to the foggy world of the conspiracy theorist ,
too
trapped in the constant rotation of the mental fruit loop to make their
unsubstantiated fabrications seem even semi-believable.

Having triumphantly established a circular delusion in support of the
mythical Arabs, the conspiracy theorist now confronts the difficult
question of why there's nothing left of the planes. Anybody who has
seen
the endlessly replayed footage of the second plane going into the WTC
will realize that the plane was packed with explosives. Planes do not
and cannot blow up into nothing in that manner when they crash.

Did the mythical Arabs also haul a huge heap of explosives on board,
and
mange to deploy them in such a manner that they went off in the exact
instant of the crash, completely vapourizing the plane? This is a
little
difficult even for the conspiracy theorist, who at this point decides
that its easier to invent new laws of physics in order to keep the
delusion rolling along.

There weren't any explosives. It wasn't an inside job. The plane blew
up
into nothing from its exploding fuel load! Remarkable! Sluggishly
combustible jet fuel which is basically kerosine,and which burns at a
maximum temperature of around 800 C has suddenly taken on the qualities
of a ferociously explosive demolition agent, vapourizing 65 tons of
aircraft into a puff of smoke. Never mind that a plane of that size
contains around 15 tons of steel and titanium, of which even the
melting
points are about double that of the maximum combustion temperature of
kerosine - let alone the boiling point - which is what would be
required
to vapourize a plane. And then there's about 50 tons of aluminium to be
accounted for. In excess of 15lbs of metal for each gallon of kerosine.

For the conspiracy theorist, such inconvenient facts are vaguely
dismissed as "mumbo jumbo". This convenient little phrase is their
answer to just about anything factual or logical. Like a conjurer
pulling a rabbit out of a hat, they suddenly become fanatically
insistent about the devastating explosive qualities of kerosine,
something hitherto completely unknown to science, but just discovered
by
them, this very minute. Blissfully ignoring the fact that never before
or since in aviation history has a plane vapourized into nothing from
an
exploding fuel load, the conspiracy theorist relies upon Hollywood
images, where the effects are are always larger than life, and
certainly
larger than the intellects of these cretins.

"Its a well known fact that planes blow up into nothing on impact."
they
state with pompous certainty. "Watch any Bruce Willis movie."

"Care to provide any documented examples? If it's a well known fact,
then presumably this well known fact springs from some kind of
documentation - other than Bruce Willis movies ?"

At this point the mad but cunning eyes of the conspiracy theorist will
narrow as they sense the corner that they have backed themselves into,
and plan their escape by means of another stunning backflip.

"Ah, but planes have never crashed into buildings before, so there's no
way of telling." they counter with a sly grin.

Well, actually planes have crashed into buildings before and since, and
not vapourized into nothing.

"But not big planes, with that much fuel ", they shriek in hysterical
denial.

Or that much metal to vapourize.

"Yes but not hijacked planes!"

"Are you suggesting that whether the crash is deliberate or accidental
affects the combustion qualities of the fuel?"

"Now you're just being silly".

Although collisions with buildings are rare, planes frequently crash
into mountains, streets, other aircraft, nosedive into the ground,or
have bombs planted aboard them, and don't vapourize into nothing.
What's
so special about a tower that's mostly glass? But by now, the
conspiracy
theorist has once again sailed happily around the fruit loop. "Its a
well documented fact that planes explode into nothing on impact."

Effortlessly weaving back and forth between the position that its a
"well known fact" and that "its never happened before, so we have
nothing to compare it to", the conspiracy theorist has now convinced
themselves ( if not too many other people) that the WTC plane was not
loaded with explosives, and that the instant vapourization of the plane
in a massive fireball was the same as any other plane crash you might
care to mention. Round and round the fruit. loop...

But the hurdles which confront the conspiracy theorist are many, and
they are now forced to implement even more creative uses for the newly
discovered shockingly destructive qualities of kerosine. They have to
explain how the Arabs also engineered the elegant veritcal collapse of
both the WTC towers, and for this awkward fact the easiest counter is
to
simply deny that it was a controlled demolition, and claim that the
buildings collapsed from fire caused by the burning kerosine.

For this, its necessary to sweep aside the second law of thermodynamics
and propose kerosine which is not only impossibly destructive, but also
recycles itself for a second burning in violation of the law of
degradation of energy. You see, it not only consumed itself in a sudden
catastrophic fireball , vapourizing a 65 ton plane into nothing, but
then came back for a second go, burning at 2000C for another hour at
the
impact point, melting the skyscraper's steel like butter. And while it
was doing all this it also poured down the elevator shafts, starting
fires all through the building. When I was at school there was a little
thing called the entropy law which suggests that a given portion of
fuel
can only burn once, something which is readily observable in the real
world, even for those who didn't make it to junior high school science.
But this is no problem for the conspiracy theorist. Gleefully, they
claim that a few thousand gallons of kerosine is enough to

:completely vapourize a 65 ton aircraft

:have enough left over to burn ferociously enough for over an hour at
the impact point to melt steel ( melting point about double the maximum
combustion temperature of the fuel )

:still have enough left over to pour down the elevator shafts and start
similarly destructive fires all through the building.

This kerosine really is remarkable stuff! How chilling to realize that
those kerosine heaters we had in the house when I was a kid were deadly
bombs, just waiting to go off. One false move and the entire street
might have been vapourized. And never again will I take kerosine lamps
out camping. One moment you're there innocently holding the lamp - the
next - kapow! Vapourized into nothing along with with the rest of the
camp site, and still leaving enough of the deadly stuff to start a
massive forest fire.

These whackos are actually claiming that the raging inferno allegedly
created by the miraculously recycling, and impossibly hot burning
kerosine melted or at least softened the steel supports of the
skyscraper. Oblivious to the fact that the smoke coming from the WTC
was
black, which indicates an oxygen starved fire -therefore, not
particularly hot, they trumpet an alleged temperature in the building
of
2000 C , without a shred of evidence to support this curious suspension
of the laws of physics.

Not content with this ludicrous garbage, they then contend that as the
steel frames softened, they came straight down instead of buckling and
twisting and falling sideways.

Since they're already re-engineered the combustion qualities of jet
fuel, violated the second law of thermodynamics, and re-defined the
structural properties of steel, why let a little thing like the laws of
gravity get in the way?

The tower fell in a time almost identical to that of a free falling
object, dropped from that height, meaning that its physically
impossible
for it to have collapsed by the method of the top floors smashing
through the lower floors. But according to the conspiracy theorists,
the
laws of gravity were temporarily suspended on the morning of Sept 11.
It
appears that the evil psychic power of those dreadful Arabs knew no
bounds. Even after they were dead, they were able, by the power of
their
evil spirits, to force down the tower at a speed physically impossible
under the laws of gravity, had it been meeting any resistance from
fireproofed steel structures originally designed to resist many tons of
hurricane force wind as well as the impact of a Boeing passenger jet
straying off course.

Clearly, these conspiracy nuts never did their science homework at
school, but did become extremely adept at inventing tall tales for why.

"Muslim terrorists stole my notes, sir"

"No miss, the kerosine heater blew up and vapourized everything in the
street, except for my passport."

"You see sir, the schoolbus was hijacked by Arabs who destroyed my
homework because they hate our freedoms."

Or perhaps they misunderstood the term "creative science" and
mistakenly
thought that coming up with such rubbish was in fact, their science
homework.

The ferocious heat generated by this ghastly kerosine was, according to
the conspiracy theorists, the reason why so many of the WTC victims
can't be identified. DNA is destroyed by heat. (Although 2000 C isn't
really required, 100C will generally do the job.) This is quite
remarkable, because according to the conspiracy theorist, the nature of
DNA suddenly changes if you go to a different city.

That's right! If you are killed by an Arab terrorist in NY, your DNA
will be destroyed by such temperatures. But if you are killed by an
Arab
terrorist in Washington DC, your DNA will be so robust that it can
survive temperatures which completely vapourize a 65 ton aircraft.

You see, these loonies have somehow concocted the idea that the missile
which hit the pentagon was not a missile at all, but one of the
hijacked
planes. And to prove this unlikely premise, they point to a propaganda
statement from the Bush regime, which rather stupidly claims that all
but one of the people aboard the plane were identified from the site by
DNA testing, even though nothing remains of the plane. The plane was
vapourized by the fuel tank explosion maintain these space loonies, but
the people inside it were all but one identified by DNA testing.

So there we have it. The qualities of DNA are different, depending upon
which city you're in, or perhaps depending upon which fairy story
you're
trying to sell at any particular time.

This concoction about one of the hijacked planes hitting the Pentagon
really is a howler. For those not familiar with the layout of the
Pentagon, it consists of 5 rings of building, each with a space
inbetween. Each ring of building is about 30 to 35 ft deep, with a
similar amount of open space between it and the next ring. The object
which penetrated the Pentagon went in at about a 45 degree angle,
punching a neat circular hole of about a 12 ft diameter through three
rings ( six walls).A little later a section of wall about 65 ft wide
collapsed in the outer ring. Since the plane which the conspiracy
theorists claim to be responsible for the impact had a wing span of 125
ft and a length of 155 ft, and there was no wreckage of the plane,
either inside or outside the building, and the lawns outside were still
smooth and green enough to play golf on, this crazy delusion is clearly
physically impossible.

But hey, we've already disregarded the combustion qualities of jet
fuel,
the normal properties of common building materials, the properties of
DNA, the laws of gravity and the second law of thermodynamics, so what
the hell - why not throw in a little spatial impossibility as well ? I
would have thought that the observation that a solid object cannot pass
through another solid object without leaving a hole at least as big as
itself is reasonably sound science. But to the conspiracy theorist,
this
is "mumbo jumbo". It conflicts with the delusion that they're hooked
on,
so it "must be wrong" although trying to get them to explain exactly
how
it could be wrong is a futile endeavour.

Conspiracy theorists fly into a curious panic whenever the Pentagon
missile is mentioned.They nervously maintain that the plane was
vapourized by it's exploding fuel load and point to the WTC crash as
evidence of this behavior. (That's a wonderful fruit loop.) Like an
insect which has just been sprayed, running back and forth in its last
mad death throes, they first argue that the reason the hole is so small
is that the plane never entered the wall, having blown up outside, and
then suddenly backflip to explain the 250 ft deep missile hole by
saying
that the plane disappeared all the way into the building, and then blew
up inside the building (even though the building shows no sign of such
damage). As for what happened to the wings - here's where they get
really creative. The wings snapped off and folded into the fuselage
which then carried them into the building, which then closed up behind
the plane like a piece of meat.

When it suits them, they'll also claim that the plane slid in on its
belly, (ignoring the undamaged lawn) while at the same time citing
alleged witnesses to the plane diving steeply into the building from an
"irrecoverable angle." How they reconcile these two scenarios as being
compatible is truly a study in stupidity.

Once they get desperate enough, you can be sure that the UFO conspiracy
stuff will make an appearance. The Arabs are in league with the
Martians. Space aliens snatched the remains of the Pentagon plane and
fixed most of the hole in the wall, just to confuse people. They gave
the Arabs invisibility pills to help get them onto the planes. Little
green men were seen talking to Bin Laden a few weeks prior to the
attacks.

As the nation gears up to impeach the traitor Bush, and stop his
perpetual oil war, it's not helpful to have these idiots distracting
from the process by spreading silly conspiracy theories about mythical
Arabs, stories which do nothing but play into the hands of the
extremist
Bush regime.

At a less serious time, we might tolerate such crackpots with amused
detachment, but they need to understand that the treachery that was
perpetrated on Sept 11, and the subsequent war crimes committed in
"retaliation" are far too serious for us to allow such frivolous self
indulgence to go unchallenged.

Those who are truly addicted to conspiracy delusions should find a more
appropriate outlet for their paranoia.

Its time to stop loony conspiracy theories about Sept 11.

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