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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: The Elan Reporter on November 09, 2007, 08:06:37 PM
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Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Bad breath fry pan face
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Grey hair filled with lice
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Ground observer
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Talks with swollen hands
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Totally 80's sweaters
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Hi yuh yuh gear, feather in hair
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
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Edited out by OP :shamrock:
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What did it smell like? Buffalo turds??
Did he do the same shit at GM's when you went there? You know, pop in when the yelling and confrontation went on, and exit staged left once the confrontations were over?
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After everyone got their feelings off, he would run out to the parking lot to go cornhole the buffalo calf he had hidden behind the Annex.
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That's all he lives for at elan, is to be in attendence when the shit hits the fan. You should've seen him back when there was rings, he'd always be there enjoying every minute of it.
There also was a "sex conspiracy" one time when I was there as well, I think there was like 4 people involved, all high strength too! I was a fairly new resident at the time and the staff went ape shit over it. Marc was all upset cause he couldn't get some, Gottlieb went all ape shit and screamed his head off, spit flying every where. They treated it like a bank got held up or something, I mean they were teenagers for God's sake! Who cares if they had sex.
Alot of the staff members were real crooked when I was there, not all of them, but a majority of them. I recall times when the Directors wnated certain staff members fired because they weren't cruel and viscious like the other assholes that worked there. Most of those people that got fired were good people. Then they had the crooked night people who use to steal personal food at night and never got fired. Such a fucked up place with fucked up priorities.
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Such games (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/dat001/179.mp3) we could play!
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CHILDISH!
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CHILDISH!
OOooo-WEEeeee!! Who's been doing time in YOUR cupboard, missy, eh?
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Tsk, tsk, tsk... so testy, testy, testy!
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Ha...testy? Because I call a bunch of so called adults childish you say that is testy? Ah, don't think so, but whatever you say I guess. Rattle on.......
BTW....Kruglik is not even indian, not an ounce of the blood in him.
P.S. Don't frett over who is in MY cupboard....it's alllllllllllllll goooooooood!!! :P
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Ha...testy? Because I call a bunch of so called adults childish you say that is testy? Ah, don't think so, but whatever you say I guess. Rattle on.......
BTW....Kruglik is not even indian, not an ounce of the blood in him.
P.S. Don't frett over who is in MY cupboard....it's alllllllllllllll goooooooood!!! :P
Don't think there are too many here who think that Kruglik is (Indian). The parody refers more to Kruglik's pretensions and predilections.
Most "adults" do not deal with adolescents the way Marty does. No amount of Hi-yuh-yuhs or buffalo turd depictions can even come close.
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Looks like one of TCK's brainwashed victims is here to take a stand and defend the almighty child abusing hi yuh yuh Mongo Injun himself.
So what did TCK do to bribe you? Did he give you extra candy packs? Or was it his extremely bad breath that got the best of you?
You're in Hi yuh yuh yuh territory junior! Candy packs for the brainwashed, GM's for the program fighters. You dare punch holes in us???
We are not the ones that are in our late 50's that can only pick on teens to feel mighty! We are not the ones that our intimidated of our peers and opposite sex, in turn put them through hell. We are not the ones that sexually harrass teens as they did.
(BTW Art, I believe you 100% when you brought up that shit about Alice sexually harrassing students)
I've seen Ann Flynn in action doing the same, vicious little women she was. If that happened today, especially an Adult doing it to a teen, my Lord the consquences it would've had!!
I've also witnessed Ralph Maldanado sexually verbal assault male teens at GM's. Yes we all laughed with Ralph when he would say stuff like (Little wee-wee)...
You need to Get over it, get over it. You are brainwashed junior. Let me guess?? You were a Coordinator that kissed as day in/out? you did what ever Jeffery told you to do? You used the incident book as a way for you to look good from day one?
I signed out of that place shit for brains, and you know what?? My life turned out better then most graduates. I've heard plenty of horro stories about how this Grad did this, or this Grad killed himself. And do you know why these Grads fucked up or died? Because they were to dependent on Elan. They needed people like Jeff and Marty in their daily lifes to make them feel successful and make them feel like they were somebody. Once they graduated, Jeff, and Marty were no longer parts of their lives. Then they break down slowly and all that bullshit that was feed to them doesn't mean a damn thing out in the world.
None of that shit elan teaches you coorelates to the outside world.
A teenagers brain is so impressionable and weak. They don't need to be subjected tot he teachings that go on at Elan, it will only confuse them later.
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Hi yuh yuh yuh, Hi yuh yuh yuh
fry pan face Marty Kruglik buffalo breath
H yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh
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marty me suh live on reservation
marty me suh likey buffalo masturbation
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
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Hey Pink? Put that hi yuh yuh sound wave back on the page, that was too funny.
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What "hi yuh yuh sound wave?"
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my html isnt very good any longer, someone else maybe
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You might run into problems if you have more than one per page. Maybe try on the next page?
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LOL It's working, but what about the other one?
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Pink where did you hide the link the last time you did it? I remeber just clicking on a page and you would hear the hi yuh yuh chant.
This gay indian in the cubbard I never heard before. I put it under my signature, is that where you put the link when you did it back then?
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Hmm. Seems that humorous little clip is now missing or non-functional... ;D
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Hi how are you, Hi how are you, Hi how are you
Lmao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Gay Indian in the cubbard. :rofl:
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:bump:
Welcome back Elan Reporter!
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TY Eliscu!
Hi how are? Hi how are? Hi how are you?
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TY Eliscu!
Hi how are? Hi how are? Hi how are you?
Im great thanks for asking.
Sooooo glad you are back.
Can we upgrade the Gott-Bot?
Mine has a "glitch".
Gott-Bots face no longer turns bright red while yelling and I think the "put her in the corner" sound wav. is corrupted.
Everytime it screams "General Meeting" it automatically shuts down.
this is really sad......
My Gott-bot is pretty old, can I trade it in for a newer model?
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The older Gott-bots have an active life line that is linked to Jeffery so that it can mimic Jefferys current behavior and feelings. Most likely your Gott-bot is just sending current feed back of Jeffery' s aging process and is not as active anymore. The Gott-bot would need to be sent in the the IMR factory and have it's life line option removed to bring it back to full active life.
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The older Gott-bots have an active life line that is linked to Jeffery so that it can mimic Jefferys current behavior and feelings. Most likely your Gott-bot is just sending current feed back of Jeffery' s aging process and is not as active anymore. The Gott-bot would need to be sent in the the IMR factory and have it's life line option removed to bring it back to full active life.
That sounds really expensive.
Maybe I can just sit the Gott-Bot in the corner.
I think his head would make a nice planter.
I would opt for a Krug-Bot but I don't really want it around my Grandson.
Flynn-Bot? Dunn-Bot? Claire-Bot?
Damn where did I put that catalog?
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The Flyn-bot is a man hater bot and it is recommended to keep it in a male free environment unless you want to see amputated penis's all over the place.
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The Flyn-bot is a man hater bot and it is recommended to keep it in a male free environment unless you want to see amputated penis's all over the place.
Ya I think this is why I have the Gott-Bot.
Least harmful. Most Entertaining.
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BUMP....I wish the Elan Reporter would come back.. :waaaa:
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There's nothing left to report
Elan is a closed book