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Elan School / It's Halloween at elan today!!
« on: November 06, 2007, 11:23:29 AM »
what do you do?
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Elan School / Elan Page on Fornits Wiki
« on: October 25, 2007, 12:46:47 AM »
In the words of the good Colonel Kurtz:
DROP THE BOMB. EXTERMINATE THEM ALL
on a related note, I'm taking a recreational trip up to Maine soon, and I just cant resist the idea of taking the plates off my car and powersliding around the basketball court while my beautiful fiancee shouts inspirational anti-authoritarian slogans over a megaphone to cheer up the kids still stuck there. does anyone remember what days and times the houses are outside? its makes me physically ill sometimes to know that there are still kids who go to sleep hearing 'everything blows' and waking up to flourescent lights being flicked on. any input appreciated - if I had known people on the outside gave a shit it would have raised my spirits immensely. maybe we can give them a flicker of hope, let them know they are not alone.
DROP THE BOMB. EXTERMINATE THEM ALL
on a related note, I'm taking a recreational trip up to Maine soon, and I just cant resist the idea of taking the plates off my car and powersliding around the basketball court while my beautiful fiancee shouts inspirational anti-authoritarian slogans over a megaphone to cheer up the kids still stuck there. does anyone remember what days and times the houses are outside? its makes me physically ill sometimes to know that there are still kids who go to sleep hearing 'everything blows' and waking up to flourescent lights being flicked on. any input appreciated - if I had known people on the outside gave a shit it would have raised my spirits immensely. maybe we can give them a flicker of hope, let them know they are not alone.
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Elan School / oh my look at this!
« on: October 16, 2007, 11:24:05 AM »
hey reporter, this is from the baghead days, but I figured I'd post it again, if it makes you smile - i did my job....
p.s. Marty rapes buffalo in the pale moonlight
p.s. Marty rapes buffalo in the pale moonlight
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Elan School / Elan is approved by NATSAP
« on: October 15, 2007, 12:06:27 PM »
I just heard on the radio the other morning one of these 9 staff from a 'boot camp' program were found not guilty of killing some kid, even though there was a VIDEO of them kicking the crap outta the kid, and he did of asphyxiation... 
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Elan School / Elan is approved by NATSAP
« on: October 10, 2007, 12:10:05 PM »
you're really convinced i was the one making all that ruckus? i'm not going to lose any sleep over it, but I have NEVER posted anonymously on this board, and thats the truth.
Regardless, I have said some regrettable, stupid, & funny things on this forum AS mister pink, and for that I apologize. I really want to see this forum stay clean and normal; if one parent comes on here and reads real stories and experiences, and decides against sending their child to elan - we've done a good thing
Regardless, I have said some regrettable, stupid, & funny things on this forum AS mister pink, and for that I apologize. I really want to see this forum stay clean and normal; if one parent comes on here and reads real stories and experiences, and decides against sending their child to elan - we've done a good thing
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Elan School / Elan is approved by NATSAP
« on: October 08, 2007, 11:52:37 PM »
Personally, I fought elan tooth and nail every single day I was there. They had no chance of breaking me. That isnt to say I don't have those dreams, I'm sure you all know the kind, 'trapped' in elan again, or someplace like it, unable to escape. No amount of drugs or whatever we do to escape it will completely erase what was done to us. I just sigh, shake my head, and try to think about something else.
To this day I've never talked about what happened to me while I was gone for those 14 months. to anyone. I tell people I was in a boarding school, a jail, a boot camp, a mental institution - because nothing can describe what elan truly is. "FUCKED UP" comes closest. My girlfriend knows bits and pieces, knows when I get that look in my eyes that I'm back 'there'. I still come here because you few people are the only ones who understand what my formative years were like. besides all the stupidity, thanks for just being here I guess.
To this day I've never talked about what happened to me while I was gone for those 14 months. to anyone. I tell people I was in a boarding school, a jail, a boot camp, a mental institution - because nothing can describe what elan truly is. "FUCKED UP" comes closest. My girlfriend knows bits and pieces, knows when I get that look in my eyes that I'm back 'there'. I still come here because you few people are the only ones who understand what my formative years were like. besides all the stupidity, thanks for just being here I guess.
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Elan School / Elan has folder at YouTube
« on: September 21, 2007, 01:18:33 PM »
well gee golly ell dem' books sherr do make em look smart
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Elan School / Elan is approved by NATSAP
« on: September 21, 2007, 01:12:10 PM »
wow, so i could have saved them a lot of trouble if I had just told them i was a sociopath... kinda wish i'd known that then... so it goes
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Elan School / What was the worst GM you ever saw?
« on: August 30, 2007, 03:17:14 PM »
nobody likes you art, so why hang around?
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Elan School / The land of OZ and the aging pill....
« on: August 30, 2007, 03:14:16 PM »
eh, I'd have taken the pill. there is no honor in sitting around bored off your ass.
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Elan School / Well hey
« on: August 30, 2007, 03:11:45 PM »
no no no, I need $250 for the seats and $50 for gas... I get about 21mpg and must use 91+ grade for best performance
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Elan School / Well hey
« on: August 22, 2007, 01:22:14 PM »
Its spacing me out a bit...
anyway, im goin' up to CT as soon as i get $300 for gas and for the seats - not sure where yet..
anyway, im goin' up to CT as soon as i get $300 for gas and for the seats - not sure where yet..
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Elan School / Well hey
« on: August 07, 2007, 02:03:02 PM »
Thats awesome, musta been one helluva show. I'm actually headed up to connecticut real soon to pick up some front seats for my SVX from a guy on the forums... not that anyone cares, but they're suede & leather (as opposed to just leather, or cloth), which was a really rare option only on the L-model, and they look and feel awesome. yea... i'm a geek :roll:
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Elan School / Well hey
« on: August 06, 2007, 12:40:09 PM »
Yeah they did - this was their first show back together in SEVEN years!! I thought I'd missed my chance to ever see them live - my sister somehow got tickets too, they sold out in the first ten minutes
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Elan School / Well hey
« on: August 03, 2007, 12:51:07 PM »
Thatd be cool but my budget and schedule just doesn't allow for another festival. I just went to Rock the Bells at Randall's Island NYC - saw Rage Against the Machine and Cypress Hill - it was fucking awesome