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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: aparently, adults want to go to programs too
« on: August 03, 2010, 11:36:58 AM »
My apologies Pile, my other personality was rude to you and I was wrong. I think we can all get along here so long as you all play by my rules. My cult is growing and with it my powerlessness. I recruited several new members from the gutter behind the AA meeting last night. I have rendered them as powerless as myself. They shall serve me in the afterlife.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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World Wide Association of Specialty Programs and Schools (WWASPS) / Re: Trial for a Paradise Cove survivor starts.
« on: August 03, 2010, 11:23:06 AM »
My alter ego is out of control again and Im sorry for that. When I responded to Ursus' post I told him he was "addicted" to the drama. That was wrong. I however am addicted to many many things, drugs and alcohol mainly but power also attracts me heavily. All must bow before the might of Danny.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: I want my own cult
« on: August 02, 2010, 06:08:14 PM »
The cult of Danny has several hoops to jump through before you can be considered for full membership. The first and most important: You must admit your complete and utter powerlessness over drugs and alcohol. This is the key step. Once you go there in your own mind then I have you hooked for life.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: I want my own cult
« on: August 02, 2010, 04:58:25 PM »
Thanks for the input Pile and Joel. its nice to know that there are people interested in being my disciples. I will already count you both as loyal minions. I think I will base the cult after that which i am familiar with: the Elan School. I want to share my vast knowledge with you all.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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Open Free for All / I want my own cult
« on: August 02, 2010, 02:03:52 PM »
Hi all, my name is Danny and I am looking for disciples to worship me in my new cult. I have been trolling the city streets late at night looking for converts but they are all broke and homeless. I need dopers, er I mean people with some cash to spend so we can work together building a drug-free utopia. I have extensive training in how to lead a cult properly and now i intend to put that training to good use. I am currently taking donations to buy a certain plot of land down in Guyana. A friend of mine once lived there and the land is cheap now. All who are interested in potentially joining forces with me feel free to contact me anytime here on fornits. Peace and Powerlessness to you all.
Danny

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