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Post by: screann on December 22, 2005, 04:28:00 PM
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On 2005-12-20 16:36:00, Mister Pink wrote:
":smokin:
Post by: Anonymous on December 22, 2005, 07:44:00 PM
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On 2005-12-22 16:44:00, Anonymous wrote:Get a job cocksucker
"your an ass monkey pink. fuck off"
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Post by: Anonymous on December 23, 2005, 07:35:00 AM
ps dont interpret this "bragging" as some jordan eisman poopdick rant. lots of people in here have jobs, ya douche.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 23, 2005, 07:58:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on December 23, 2005, 11:29:00 AM
The fact is, the MR2 Supercharged is quicker than almost every Camaro, Charger, or Mustang from the 60's on. Don't believe me? look it up yourself, not bad for a car with 145 horsespower that gets 30mpg
:nworthy:
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 23, 2005, 03:57:00 PM
I dont think your toyota stands a chance up against any of them, your out of class and well beaten in the hp game.That mr2 has a 4 cyclinder, that motor does not generate alot of hp.
Post by: Anonymous on December 23, 2005, 10:13:00 PM
compare that to these numbers:
1967 Ford Mustang (390ci V8 w/4spd) 7.4 15.
1973 Dodge Charger SE 440ci 7.4 15.2
1967 Chevrolet Camaro SS-350 8.0 15.4
1988 Porsche 944 Turbo 6.6 15.1
pretty good for an 1988' JDM spec, no?
Post by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on December 24, 2005, 01:13:00 AM
#334 Front Way: Seattle, WA:
It pleases my client to such a great degree that he is unable to express himself, that his good colleague and friend was released from Elan Penitentiary at approximately 12:00AM on December the 24th today, and is about to make their way back into the reality that is life!.,..,... My client's comrade, who wishes to forever remain anonymous, signed him/herself out of the Elan Program/Robot Factory yesterday! May God, Buddha, Muhammed, and Mother Earth :grin:
Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2005, 01:17:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on December 24, 2005, 01:33:00 AM
-that us all for I am you
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 24, 2005, 08:12:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2005, 09:56:00 AM
Keep it between the dirt, the wind at your back, and the rubber side down, buddy.
Post by: Mister Pink on December 24, 2005, 12:24:00 PM
Got any pics of your camaro?
Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2005, 05:41:00 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2005, 12:47:00 PM
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On 2005-12-24 20:41:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Your such a loser that car sucks. Try driving an S 55 mercedes benz v8 superscharged AMG 2005 then talk.. and to think I was in Elan with you haha!"
:rofl:
I have my All-Trac up to 112kmiles and the Celica GT is pushing 170k... still just breaking em' in :wink: but I'm getting rid of the GT to get the MR2, I just can't afford insurance and have no use for a buncha cars sitting around needing parts and oil and gas etc...
Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2005, 05:46:00 PM
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On 2005-12-24 20:41:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Your such a loser that car sucks. Try driving an S 55 mercedes benz v8 superscharged AMG 2005 then talk.. and to think I was in Elan with you haha!"
hahahahah..."try driving". Dude, i bet you've never taken that benz out of 2nd gear, if you even have one...Dont talk shit about cars unless you gonna drive your ass to my hometown to race me. I'll fuckin blow your doors off no problem if it comes to that, but it won't, cuz you dont drive a mercedes. but anyways, im gonna disregard your queer posts/comments from now on, im not gonna let some fuckin jealous clown ruin this topic...
Post by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on December 27, 2005, 12:48:00 PM
#666 Autobahn, Bavaria, West Germany:
Bah! I own a 1984 Porsche 944, and will gladly call for a recess from court anytime to line up at a stoplight with this lawful jackass. As for my client, he becomes weary of anons and their imaginary friends and their fictional cars...
move along anon, nothing to see here...
-Mr. Pink's Attorney
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2005, 05:14:00 PM
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Post by: JMCE304 on January 02, 2006, 09:54:00 PM
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Post by: Mister Pink on January 03, 2006, 12:14:00 PM
I was able to source a new headlight assembly from a salvage yard and put it all back together for $55, thats about $400 less than the body shop wanted. I had to paint both lamps flat black to match
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2006, 12:25:00 PM
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Post by: Mister Pink on January 05, 2006, 12:12:00 PM
It looks like I'm not getting the MR2.. the dealer won't budge on the price of $3800, and unlike Mister "My imaginary daddy bought me an imaginary Mercedes" - Mister Pink just can't come up with funds like that. I found another 5th generation Celica in black, manual, coupe with a turbo on it for only $2500 so I might jump on that if/when my GT breaks down
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2006, 04:12:00 PM
Post by: JMCE304 on January 05, 2006, 07:04:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on January 06, 2006, 11:36:00 AM
The MR2 is still a dream, I just need everyone on the Fornits to send me a check for $100
Post by: Mister Pink on January 06, 2006, 01:25:00 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2006, 07:46:00 PM
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On 2006-01-06 16:37:00, JMCE304 wrote:JMCE ya gotta change ur avatar man...Pick a better one..Click on profile and sign in and change that shit :tup:
"yea i had a sentra a few years back, and while it was dependable and drove smooth, it was slow as fuck."
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2006, 09:41:00 AM
Post by: JMCE304 on January 08, 2006, 06:21:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2006, 10:25:00 AM
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On 2006-01-08 15:21:00, JMCE304 wrote:
"I did have a Ractive Tanabe muffler on my sentra and as far as i was concerned, you dont get power out of a little 4 anyways, so it might as well sound cool. Well I suppose there are some ridiculously powerful v4 cars our there, but the amount of money it must take to turn those into racecars must be completly impractical. 4.3 V6 is plenty powerful for me these days, my truck has a bigger engine than most chevy, dodge, and ford full size trucks. And weighs about a ton less. Gas is a bitch."
Now let me get this straight, he just said that 4.3 v6 is plenty for you and that it is a bigger engine than most chevy, dodge, and ford full size trucks? How do you explain my full size Ford with a 5.8 then? Or my previous 03 that had a 6.0 I sold last year?
Post by: Mister Pink on January 09, 2006, 02:19:00 PM
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On 2006-01-08 06:41:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ill let you in on a little secret in making your 4 banger have more power. Do not go out and buy one of those stupid big shiny noisy exhausts. Everytime when someone puts one on you loose 15 % HP easily. $ bangers need back pressure to run right, when you take a 1 inch exhaust then jump to a 4, you loose back pressure. Also there is soon to be a law passed to make all those loud exhausts illegal nationwide. Yeah!"
Well, I have two four banger cars, and you are dead wrong. The backpressure myth is exactly that, a myth.
I have a naturally aspirated 2.2L with a 2.5 inch full straight pipe exhaust with a header and a test pipe in place of the catalytic converter, as well as a hi-flow Monza/Pacesetter muffler. Don't tell me a 4-cyl. needs backpressure, the gains from freeing up my exhaust on the NA car were in the area of 15+hp
As for the 2.0L turbo in the All-Trac, boosting @ 15psi, everything after the turbo manifold is 3 inch piping out to the HKS exhaust
There is also no law on the books or about to be on the books regarding the current exhaust noise level of 80dB, and cars, all cars, I4, I6, V6, V8, V10, W12 like to breathe better, and a larger, better flowing exhaust does just that...[ This Message was edited by: Mister Pink on 2006-01-09 11:20 ]
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2006, 05:38:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
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On 2006-01-09 11:19:00, Mister Pink wrote:
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On 2006-01-08 06:41:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ill let you in on a little secret in making your 4 banger have more power. Do not go out and buy one of those stupid big shiny noisy exhausts. Everytime when someone puts one on you loose 15 % HP easily. $ bangers need back pressure to run right, when you take a 1 inch exhaust then jump to a 4, you loose back pressure. Also there is soon to be a law passed to make all those loud exhausts illegal nationwide. Yeah!"
Well, I have two four banger cars, and you are dead wrong. The backpressure myth is exactly that, a myth.
I have a naturally aspirated 2.2L with a 2.5 inch full straight pipe exhaust with a header and a test pipe in place of the catalytic converter, as well as a hi-flow Monza/Pacesetter muffler. Don't tell me a 4-cyl. needs backpressure, the gains from freeing up my exhaust on the NA car were in the area of 15+hp
As for the 2.0L turbo in the All-Trac, boosting @ 15psi, everything after the turbo manifold is 3 inch piping out to the HKS exhaust
There is also no law on the books or about to be on the books regarding the current exhaust noise level of 80dB, and cars, all cars, I4, I6, V6, V8, V10, W12 like to breathe better, and a larger, better flowing exhaust does just that...[ This Message was edited by: Mister Pink on 2006-01-09 11:20 ]"
Put it on a Dyno Pink, then come talk to me.
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2006, 12:24:00 AM
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Post by: JMCE304 on January 11, 2006, 12:28:00 AM
oooooooohhhhh.... :scared:
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 09:10:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on January 11, 2006, 11:48:00 AM
and an all-trac, by the way, dynos @ 200hp, stock.
Post by: JMCE304 on January 11, 2006, 01:12:00 PM
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On 2006-01-11 08:48:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"who cares? drive japanese or go home.
and an all-trac, by the way, dynos @ 200hp, stock."
I kinda expect you to say something like that.Stock hp on all jap vehicles is no more then 105 hp. In america, we judge power by rear wheels, not fly wheels. Oh in case you wanted to know, at my fly wheel, I put out about 585 hp, give or take. By the time it hits the rear its 310hp.
Buy American or get the fuck out of our country.
Jap cars are cheap and only the finacially challeneged drive them. Did I also mention they rust out real fast? They seem qiuick to you when you drive them because of the short gears, through those gears in an American muscle car and watch how much more faster it would excellerate.
Post by: Mister Pink on January 11, 2006, 03:33:00 PM
lemme break it down for ya Bo;
"water cooled in-line 4, 204 Bhp@6000 rev/min"
http://www.rallycars.com/Cars/Toyota_GT ... ST185.html (http://www.rallycars.com/Cars/Toyota_GT4/Street_Celica_ST185.html)
The thing about American muscle is that they handle like utter shit when you try to point them in any direction other than straight... here is when the AWD and FWD aspects of turbocharged Japanese cars really shine. It's called 'maneuverability' or 'handling' and it allows my 150hp and 220hp Celicas to run circles around your fat-assed american muscle on back roads. This is why Camaro's didn't win World Rallye Championships, and the Toyota Celicas did.
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 04:55:00 PM
Pink when you finally move up in life and actaully have credit and make real money, you will find that your wallet will no longer be limited to Gook crap.
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 05:01:00 PM
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On 2006-01-11 13:55:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You're just upset because you can't afford a real car. Toyotas are marketed for people who cant afford a real car, if that is you really consider a Toyota a car? Who owns Toyotas? people that work at fast food joints and make under $20,000.00 a year. those are the people who own Toyotas. However, my neighbor has one and no he doesnt work at a fast food joint, he uses it and also allows me to use it as a target. That Toyota looks real good with all those rounds of .223 and 30.6 in it. :lol:
More from the uneducated backwoods idiots that havent the facts straight.Where do you live ? backwoods of ala-tucky-bama.
Pink when you finally move up in life and actaully have credit and make real money, you will find that your wallet will no longer be limited to Gook crap."
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 06:19:00 PM
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On 2006-01-11 15:49:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Toyotas are economy cars, they are designed to save gas. They have weak excelleration and are cars that are specifically made for people that do not make alot of money.And to top it all off, Pink's discussion is about a 15 year old Toyota,that has alot of mileage on it. You'd be lucky if that car even had 40 hp on a dyno at that age Pink. Why do you think Toyota has the word "Toy" in it? because it is built like a toy.Nothing tough about them whatsoever.And Toyotas pickup trucks? Ha ha ha, what a joke. Through a cinder block in the bed and the rear will start to sag. Peice of shit on wheels."
whoops, I made a typo, I meant throw.
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 08:26:00 PM
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On 2006-01-11 17:28:00, Anonymous wrote:
"American cars are pieces of shit dude, constantly in the shop, tranny's shot at 80k miles and so on...Isnt it a coincidence that alsmost all american car companys are downsizing and losing billions of dollars. American cars are for niggers and meat heads."
That's right I forgot, Pink knows everything, IO admit it, I cannot compete with Pinks 15 year old Toyota, what was I thinking? Wow Pink, how do you do it? You are my idol. Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna look in the paper for a old Toyota economy car and just throw out my Z06, just junk it. What the hell was I thinking that my vette only is capable of going 186 MPH.
Fuckin idiot :wave:
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2006, 10:35:00 PM
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On 2006-01-11 17:28:00, Anonymous wrote:
"American cars are pieces of shit dude, constantly in the shop, tranny's shot at 80k miles and so on...Isnt it a coincidence that alsmost all american car companys are downsizing and losing billions of dollars. American cars are for niggers and meat heads."
Thats funny, because everyone I see on the road driving a Toyota is dressed in a McDonalds uniform or a Burger King. You on the other hand still live with Mommy and Daddy and are unemployed! You are at the bottom of the game of life as of now and you drive a 15 year old Toyota, you can't get any lower then that. Oh did I also mention that you are very dorky looking?
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Post by: Mister Pink on January 12, 2006, 12:03:00 PM
For your viewing pleasure, some of my *favorite* Jap rust-bucket pieces of shit...
:wave:
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2006, 01:21:00 PM
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art
Post by: JMCE304 on January 12, 2006, 07:03:00 PM
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On 2006-01-12 16:03:00, JMCE304 wrote:Titans are pretty hot dude..
"those are some ill cars pink, im not hatin on jap rides. jap trucks suck, in my opinion. its all about preference. still, nascar has a far larger american fan base than the indy series, while, in my opinion, indy racing is far more entertaining to watch, and im sure particpate in. my preference, straight line speed/horsepower, you, fast ass cornering and fuel economic torque. Its all good."
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2006, 09:58:00 PM
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On 2006-01-12 09:03:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"You see how a nice discussion can turn... well, meat-head-retarded? My only point is; how many World Rallye Championships did the Z06 ever win? Can $50k buy me a better car than $5k? Is it more fun to drive? Can it accelerate through turns at the limits of adhesion? Will the engine make it to 300,000 miles? Does it own you and your car?
For your viewing pleasure, some of my *favorite* Jap rust-bucket pieces of shit...
:smokin: :tup:
Post by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on January 13, 2006, 01:10:00 PM
No wonder General Motors is making so much money! why do they even bother to import these buckets of rice?
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On 2006-01-12 20:01:00, JMCE304 wrote:I'd rather have a titan than ANY fucking American made half ass- truck..Fuck all american car company's , they have dicked us over with poor quality cars and trucks that fall apart after 100k...Now they get whats been long overdue, sagging profits, job eliminations, poor stock value, so on and so on...You can only screw the county over for so long :lol: I'm gettin a fuckin NISSAN TITAN BITCH! :lol:
"oversight. titans are fucking insane. lol... 5.6 litre monsters. and they look dope too. sooo, fuck all jap trucks besides titans. good call."
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2006, 07:08:00 PM
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On 2006-01-13 16:08:00, Anonymous wrote:Another sucker hoaxed by corrupt corporate America :lol: FUCK OFF NIGGER :lol:
"Why not get the fuck out of our rich Country too while you're at it? Go live with your beloved gook friends and eat rice cakes. You probably don't even have credit you fool. :lol: "
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Post by: Mister Pink on January 15, 2006, 04:59:00 PM
Toyota; #2 car company in the U.S, #1 by 2010
Asshats Inc; showing record profits this quarter...
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2006, 05:06:00 PM
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On 2006-01-15 13:59:00, Mister Pink wrote:Fuck yeah bro :tup:
"General Motors; tanking
Toyota; #2 car company in the U.S, #1 by 2010
Asshats Inc; showing record profits this quarter..."
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2006, 05:07:00 PM
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On 2006-01-13 21:26:00, JMCE304 wrote:This kid's a fucking geek-meyer :lol:
"dude, when you save up all those bottles, bring em back, and finally buy that titan in 25 years, they will be obsolete, and my AMERICAN TRUCK will still be on the road, and by then it will be a classic. FUCK YOU for comin in here and ranting and raving about jap/american cars like your some fuckin intelligent fuckin auto mechanic. "
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On 2006-01-15 15:03:00, JMCE304 wrote:
"geek-meyer with a tight ass whip with room to talk, beatch! ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: :rofl: :lol:
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On 2006-01-15 15:10:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-15 15:03:00, JMCE304 wrote:
"geek-meyer with a tight ass whip with room to talk, beatch! ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: :rofl: :lol: "
I know I'm so cool, first of all. Now, quick, tell me how you actually drive an Escalade, and you have a model for a wife. :lol:
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On 2006-01-15 14:07:00, Anonymous wrote:
"QuoteThis kid's a fucking geek-meyer :lol: "
On 2006-01-13 21:26:00, JMCE304 wrote:
"dude, when you save up all those bottles, bring em back, and finally buy that titan in 25 years, they will be obsolete, and my AMERICAN TRUCK will still be on the road, and by then it will be a classic. FUCK YOU for comin in here and ranting and raving about jap/american cars like your some fuckin intelligent fuckin auto mechanic. "
and your still riding that razor scooter to work everyday...
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 18, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2006, 07:06:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2006, 09:56:00 PM
I cant quite see it through the horrid words written.
I think HE is the one with experience with animal and human turds, and judging from his many posts about others and small children,it makes one wonder where he would have such descriptive information on the subjects he posts about.The thought sickens me as it would any normal human,hence,the posts keep comin.
Could it be coincidence? Doubt it.
How could one be so descriptive without actually living these fantasies he posts about?
Things that make ya go HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Post by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on January 18, 2006, 10:24:00 PM
44 Misty Mountain Road, Moria, Middle Earth;
Working under retainer for Mister Pink has afforded me many opportunities to meet and converse with a wide range of people from the criminally insane to the captains of industry. Having said that, the Elan Reporter is one of my favorite contacts in the murky world of underground investigative journalism. I have personally witnessed the Reporter fire many a shot in anger, both metaphorically, with his computer keyboard, and literally, with his bow and arrow. The Reporter, to my recollection, has never claimed to be human, rather a super-human bipedal being with far superior intellect and unrelenting outdoor reconnoitering talents, which allow him to spy on misbehaving injuns and mongolians so they may be brought to justice for their myriad perversions. In fact, over sixteen inditements are pending in U.S. Superior Court regarding some prominent induviduals in the Native American Casino industry, bringing me to ask (at the bequest of my client) if Marty has any ties with these sick pedophile redskins and their fecal tomahawks? To sate some concerns about my client, I can only assure that his absense is temporary, and he, as did General Macarthur before him did, will return...
In addendum, the Porsche is running great, and the charges were all dropped.
-Mr. Pink's Attorney
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2006, 10:31:00 AM
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On 2006-01-18 19:24:00, Mr. Pink's Attorney wrote:
"From the Law Offices of Khazad-dum
44 Misty Mountain Road, Moria, Middle Earth;
Working under retainer for Mister Pink has afforded me many opportunities to meet and converse with a wide range of people from the criminally insane to the captains of industry. Having said that, the Elan Reporter is one of my favorite contacts in the murky world of underground investigative journalism. I have personally witnessed the Reporter fire many a shot in anger, both metaphorically, with his computer keyboard, and literally, with his bow and arrow. The Reporter, to my recollection, has never claimed to be human, rather a super-human bipedal being with far superior intellect and unrelenting outdoor reconnoitering talents, which allow him to spy on misbehaving injuns and mongolians so they may be brought to justice for their myriad perversions. In fact, over sixteen inditements are pending in U.S. Superior Court regarding some prominent induviduals in the Native American Casino industry, bringing me to ask (at the bequest of my client) if Marty has any ties with these sick pedophile redskins and their fecal tomahawks? To sate some concerns about my client, I can only assure that his absense is temporary, and he, as did General Macarthur before him did, will return...
In addendum, the Porsche is running great, and the charges were all dropped.
-Mr. Pink's Attorney"
he is one of my favorites too. He loves to have gay sex with me regularly.His manhood is very small,but it works.Thanks for last night,I wont forget how sexy you are in your big truck.
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2006, 12:05:00 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2006, 01:29:00 PM
and to think i had some respect for ya
dave dave dave tsk tsk tsk
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On 2006-01-19 09:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"GO FORTH! and fuck thyself!
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:lol:
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2006, 08:24:00 PM
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On 2006-01-18 18:56:00, Anonymous wrote:
"The Elan Reporter claims to be a human.
I cant quite see it through the horrid words written.
I think HE is the one with experience with animal and human turds, and judging from his many posts about others and small children,it makes one wonder where he would have such descriptive information on the subjects he posts about.The thought sickens me as it would any normal human,hence,the posts keep comin.
Could it be coincidence? Doubt it.
How could one be so descriptive without actually living these fantasies he posts about?
Things that make ya go HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Whats really funny is you keep reading what he writes. Makes us think that you like what he writes. I mean lets face it, if you dont like what he writes then why bother continue reading it? I think you are the one that gets off on fecal matter ect. Now this makes me wanna go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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On 2006-01-21 17:24:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-18 18:56:00, Anonymous wrote:
"The Elan Reporter claims to be a human.
I cant quite see it through the horrid words written.
I think HE is the one with experience with animal and human turds, and judging from his many posts about others and small children,it makes one wonder where he would have such descriptive information on the subjects he posts about.The thought sickens me as it would any normal human,hence,the posts keep comin.
Could it be coincidence? Doubt it.
How could one be so descriptive without actually living these fantasies he posts about?
Things that make ya go HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Whats really funny is you keep reading what he writes. Makes us think that you like what he writes. I mean lets face it, if you dont like what he writes then why bother continue reading it? I think you are the one that gets off on fecal matter ect. Now this makes me wanna go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
thats one way to look at it,or......
If someone at the store called you an asshole,do ya just ignore it and walk away?
The subject matter is offensive,not to just one,but to all.Cant help but read it.Maybe we should have a sick,homo-phobic,fecal boy,nasty,cowardice thread for YOU to post in.That way,the rest of the human race could be safe from your illness.Just a thought,after all, the name of this thread is New Car.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 10:49:00 AM
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On 2006-01-22 07:40:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-21 17:24:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-18 18:56:00, Anonymous wrote:
"The Elan Reporter claims to be a human.
I cant quite see it through the horrid words written.
I think HE is the one with experience with animal and human turds, and judging from his many posts about others and small children,it makes one wonder where he would have such descriptive information on the subjects he posts about.The thought sickens me as it would any normal human,hence,the posts keep comin.
Could it be coincidence? Doubt it.
How could one be so descriptive without actually living these fantasies he posts about?
Things that make ya go HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Whats really funny is you keep reading what he writes. Makes us think that you like what he writes. I mean lets face it, if you dont like what he writes then why bother continue reading it? I think you are the one that gets off on fecal matter ect. Now this makes me wanna go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
thats one way to look at it,or......
If someone at the store called you an asshole,do ya just ignore it and walk away?
The subject matter is offensive,not to just one,but to all.Cant help but read it.Maybe we should have a sick,homo-phobic,fecal boy,nasty,cowardice thread for YOU to post in.That way,the rest of the human race could be safe from your illness.Just a thought,after all, the name of this thread is New Car."
Oh your just upset annoymous, because your a tasteless Kruglik ass kissing elan bot that has no life now.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 10:52:00 AM
And after all this entire forum is about Elan school and its students and staff. Get a clue first anonymous, then talk to me.
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2006, 01:46:00 PM
You spineless coward
No wonder you were sent to Elan. Your parents probably looked for and found the absolute sickest place in the world to send you.Just to get back at you for being the little fucker you still are.
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2006, 02:51:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2006, 02:55:00 PM
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On 2006-01-22 10:46:00, Anonymous wrote::nworthy: :tup:
"After all... Does this give one the right to be the most distgusting piece of slime on the internet. Look who's talking about anon.No wonder you havent exposed anything except your vile verbage.Somebody might just knock the crap outa ya.Your the lowest form of "life" (if you could call it that)Your a coward for talkin shit behind the anon blanket.But most of all what you are is a fightened little boy that calls people names behind their back.This is the kinda thing that 8 yr olds do.
You spineless coward
No wonder you were sent to Elan. Your parents probably looked for and found the absolute sickest place in the world to send you.Just to get back at you for being the little fucker you still are."
Post by: JMCE304 on January 22, 2006, 08:38:00 PM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 09:36:00 PM
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On 2006-01-22 10:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
"After all... Does this give one the right to be the most distgusting piece of slime on the internet. Look who's talking about anon.No wonder you havent exposed anything except your vile verbage.Somebody might just knock the crap outa ya.Your the lowest form of "life" (if you could call it that)Your a coward for talkin shit behind the anon blanket.But most of all what you are is a fightened little boy that calls people names behind their back.This is the kinda thing that 8 yr olds do.
You spineless coward
No wonder you were sent to Elan. Your parents probably looked for and found the absolute sickest place in the world to send you.Just to get back at you for being the little fucker you still are."
Yea but at least when I was at Elan, I didnt fall prey to kissing the staff's ass like you did. I challenged their authority and won, I wasn't a weak minded fool like you are. I think they did a hell of a job of brain washing you, to this day you still are kissing up to them. How does it work for you now anonymous? Do you log onto elan.com and sit there daily and kiss the screen?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2006, 09:43:00 PM
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On 2006-01-22 17:38:00, JMCE304 wrote:
"This guy is a fuckin clown, dont let anything he says affect you in anyway what so ever.
I know. You almost have to feel sorry for the guy. I mean he has no life at all as evidenced by his constant postings under several screen names and countless anon postings. He literally just goes from forum to forum talking smack. It would be one thing if he were entertaining but he's just an idiot.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 09:46:00 PM
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On 2006-01-22 18:43:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-22 17:38:00, JMCE304 wrote:
"This guy is a fuckin clown, dont let anything he says affect you in anyway what so ever.
I know. You almost have to feel sorry for the guy. I mean he has no life at all as evidenced by his constant postings under several screen names and countless anon postings. He literally just goes from forum to forum talking smack. It would be one thing if he were entertaining but he's just an idiot."
No , you are the idiot anonymous. You claim you hate what I write but yet you still manage to read it daily. In my book you are considered an idiot. :lol: So why dont you just go flush your head down the toilet?
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 09:49:00 PM
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On 2006-01-22 17:38:00, JMCE304 wrote:
"This guy is a fuckin clown, dont let anything he says affect you in anyway what so ever. Shit, werent we talking about cars? Pink hows your search goin?"
says in your profile you are a reservation agent? Would that be a Indian mongoloid reservation agent? After all you are in Maine, and probably see Marty daily. :lol: :lol:
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 09:52:00 PM
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On 2006-01-22 10:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
"After all... Does this give one the right to be the most distgusting piece of slime on the internet. Look who's talking about anon.No wonder you havent exposed anything except your vile verbage.Somebody might just knock the crap outa ya.Your the lowest form of "life" (if you could call it that)Your a coward for talkin shit behind the anon blanket.But most of all what you are is a fightened little boy that calls people names behind their back.This is the kinda thing that 8 yr olds do.
You spineless coward
No wonder you were sent to Elan. Your parents probably looked for and found the absolute sickest place in the world to send you.Just to get back at you for being the little fucker you still are."
This has to be one of the easiest anonymous puppets I am able to control yet. So funny how easy it is for me to control you puppet. :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 05:31:00 AM
"After all... Does this give one the right to be the most distgusting piece of slime on the internet. Look who's talking about anon.No wonder you havent exposed anything except your vile verbage.Somebody might just knock the crap outa ya.Your the lowest form of "life" (if you could call it that)Your a coward for talkin shit behind the anon blanket.But most of all what you are is a fightened little boy that calls people names behind their back.This is the kinda thing that 8 yr olds do.
You spineless coward
No wonder you were sent to Elan. Your parents probably looked for and found the absolute sickest place in the world to send you.Just to get back at you for being the little fucker you still are."
Your right TOTALLY IN CONTROL
Post by: JMCE304 on January 23, 2006, 11:03:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on January 24, 2006, 02:12:00 PM
thanks all!