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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: str8tohell on August 28, 2005, 06:53:00 AM

Title: how many...
Post by: str8tohell on August 28, 2005, 06:53:00 AM: How many straight kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Title: how many...
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 08:24:00 AM: Quote
On 2005-08-28 03:53:00, str8tohell wrote:

"How many straight kids does it take to change a light bulb?"

NONE, they won't let us out of our chairs!!! :rofl:
Title: how many...
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 11:27:00 AM: Seven or eight.

One to get restrained for standing up in group and trying to change the lightbulb. Five for the restraint. And another one to cop-out while going to get the lightbulb.

It might take eight if you have another straight kid who applies their 12 steps in order to understand why the lightbulb needs changing.

Damm, that don't make no sense.
Title: how many...
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on August 30, 2005, 07:19:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-08-28 03:53:00, str8tohell wrote:

"How many straight kids does it take to change a light bulb?"

That depends on whether the light bulb was a misbehaver or not, If the light bulb was rebellious it might have to go on "consequences" before it could be changed. :grin:
Title: how many...
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2005, 05:46:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-08-28 03:53:00, str8tohell wrote:

"How many straight kids does it take to change a light bulb?"

You little druggies don't deserve a light bulb---write your fucking MI in the dark!
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Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2005, 12:35:00 PM: It takes 50,000 straightlings to screw in a lightbulb, and another someodd 10,000 staffers.

One to screw it in, the other 499,000 to fuck, suck, lick, and generally sodomize and incestualize each other; pissing, scatting, rusty trumpeting, dirty sanchezing, flute slurpeling, pussy scatting, cocksmoking, cumming, kicking, confronting, marathoning, felating, puking violently, punching, spitting, felching, farting and just generally hurting one another while the one poor fucker tries to get the lightbulb in. I forgot to mention that the paid staff has to get involved in all of this while the one straightling is screwing in the lightbulb.
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Post by: dragonfly on September 04, 2005, 08:54:00 PM
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Post by: sammiegirl on September 04, 2005, 09:16:00 PM: first you have to put it through the COC
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Post by: Carmel on September 05, 2005, 09:51:00 AM: None.

The lightbulb needs to apply its program and make its own changes.
Title: how many...
Post by: sammiegirl on September 05, 2005, 10:27:00 AM: Quote
On 2005-09-05 06:51:00, Carmel wrote:

"None.

The lightbulb needs to apply its program and make its own changes."

GOOD ONE