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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: SEKTO on April 23, 2010, 02:46:54 PM

Title: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: SEKTO on April 23, 2010, 02:46:54 PM

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archiv ... hammed-day (http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/04/22/everybody-draw-mohammed-day)

Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: Oscar on April 23, 2010, 03:49:33 PM

We have been there as a part of our war on terrorism. The cartoon crisis (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_crisis) gave us evidence that we could create a weapon of mass disturbance with only a few tools.

We did reach our first goal which was to provoke fifth column activities (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_column) against our country out in the open. We did also hurt the supporters of terrorist cells.

But the about 200 deaths our use of this weapon caused was too widespread and too random so clearly the method needs to be improved.

If you ask me you have a problem using this tools in your culture. A reaction caused our attack was possible suicide bombers enteriing our country. As a safety precausion our schools are told to report mysterious behavior to our version of the FBI. If a group of high schools students hang out without consuming alcohol the other students will remove themselves from the situation. They will be polite and descreet but suddenly such a group will find themselves isolated.

I doubt that you will be able to spot possible suicide bombers, but here is a hint. According to our soldiers in Afghanistan, they don't drink and remains sober until they blot themselves up.

Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: Eliscu2 on April 24, 2010, 08:47:59 AM

[attachment=0:uc40l5m6]1271980832-drawmohammedposter.jpg[/attachment:uc40l5m6]

 :roflmao:

Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: Ursus on April 24, 2010, 05:57:59 PM

The prophet Mohammed was depicted . . . in a bear suit?

  ;D

Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: SEKTO on April 24, 2010, 06:37:06 PM

Quote from: "Ursus"

The prophet Mohammed was depicted . . . in a bear suit?

  ;D

Yes, this is correct.  The Prophet Mohammed was depicted in a bear suit, peace be upon him.

Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: Froderik on April 24, 2010, 08:17:04 PM

Help him out of his fur pajamas.

Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: try another castle on April 26, 2010, 09:04:55 AM

You know.. I really want to get behind this fun idea... really really.

Except that it was inspired by South Park.  ::puke::

Parker and Stone's delusional, bloated self-importance complex rivals that of any fundamentalist muslim.

It's kind of like the pot calling the kettle bitch.

Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: Eliscu2 on April 26, 2010, 10:32:48 AM

Oldy but Goody
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Title: Re: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Post by: Pile of Dead Kids on April 27, 2010, 10:17:45 AM

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Muhammad/1 (http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Muhammad/1)