Fornits
General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: The Elan Reporter on May 30, 2010, 11:36:01 AM
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I have learned that TCK has introduced some new learning experiences for those who do not comply to the way of the Kruglik at the elan prison school for abducted teens. TCK has adopted a new technique for those who do not comply to rules and have lenghty shotdowns and for those who go into the corner. Among them getting a ring and getting beaten by several other brain washed kruglik rejects, TCK will now start ragging the abused teens behind his buffalo on #5 road. TCK> Me suh will no longer tolerate unruly teens that defy the way of the kruglik, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh was horridly violated last year when me suh was over whelmed by an uprising of corner people and they suh burned down me suh's teepee's, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh take great pleasure in abusing the white mans teen, because the white man has taken me suh's ancestors land in a bloody onslaught, killing lots of me suh's ancestors, hi yuh yuh yuh.
Among some of the other new rules TCK has proposed was that on every Thanksgiving Day, TCK will order all abused teens who are imprisioned at the school to shoot pilgrim paper targets with tomahawks and broadheads, just like what TCK does every Thanksgiving Day. TCK also will perform his annually ritual of fucking a live turkey in front of the houses, to show the respect he has for the hi yuh yuh yuh and the great white spirit horse. TCK> Yes me suh enjoys fucking turkeys, me suh has tiny pecker to begin with and turkey's hole is perfect fit for me suh's little pee pee, hi yuh yuh yuh.
TCK will also wear a full indian mongoloid head dress when dragging teens behind his buffalo and smear buffalo manure all over his face. TCK who is said to feel very comfortable around people 1/2-3/4 of his age, explained how it is much easier for him to speak and feel like a CEO of a big business. TCK> Me suh feel very out of place and inferior if me suh had a regular job working around people me suh's age. Me suh developed a big inferiority complex long ago, when me suh was round people me suh's age. Me suh was then forced to hide away from these people and eventially found it easier to be around people that were 1/2 me suh's age.
TCK who is a self proclaimed professor/counseler, wants to teach abused teens the way of the kruglik so that he has hopes in one day of building a big IMR army and one day will be able to take back his land what we know as our country. TCK> This was me suh's land, all of it, hi yuh yuh yuh! The white man came many many years ago and took it for his own needs, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh just want whats riflely me suh's, hi yuh yuh yuh.
Getting back to being around people 1/2- 3/4 your age, how is it that you know you feel better around them then say someone your age TCK? TCK> Me suh can lift head up and not always look at ground, hi yuh yuh. Me suh can have shit brown eyes look into camera and swing swollen hands when me suh speaks in the air, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh cannot perform these tasks if out of me suh's element, me suh will be over come with inferiority complex, hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh.
What about abusing teens TCK? Do you get some sort of sick pleasure out of it? TCK> Like me suh says, me suh wants to get back at the white man, nothing personal, hi yuh yuh yuh. Yes, matter of fact, it is very personal, hi yuh yuh yuh. Just because me suh was born ugly duckling with pan face, and shot brown beady eyes, and me suh's hands are abnormally swollen, me suh faced uphill challenges with me suh's appearence. Me suh's own tribe rejected me suh, and forced me suh and me suh's' mother to leave tribe at early age and fend for me suh's self, hi yuh yuh yuh.
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This is word-for-word accurate with this man's thoughts, isn't it?
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I have just been informed that TCK is planning on having a "sperming collection" tomorrow for Memorial Day. He has instructed tomorrows COD's of each house that he will have a sperm collection bucket for each house and it shall be passed around to every abused teen prisoner and that they will need to deposit fresh sperm into the bucket so that TCK can wash his hair with all the sperm. TCK> Me suh wash long mongoloid hair with sperm, so hair stay healthy and me suh's hair look shiny for elan tall tale videos that are filmed then placed on elan's website, hi yuh yuh yuh. Right before me suh was filmed for video, me suh washed hair in sperm so me suh looked me suh best when sitting in chair and speaking about elan while moving swollen hands in air, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh looked really good for video and me suh looked wealthy too, hi yuh yuh yuh! Me suh think having long grey greasy hair in pony tail, make me suh look like authentic pyshcriatrist and me suh sell it very well, hi yuh yuh yuh. Before video was filmed, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh selected a few of me suh's high ranking brain washed white mans teens that me suh spent countless days and nights beating the way of the kruglik into and also placed in ring many of times and had them beaten by multiple other students and then me suh dragged them behind buffalo and finally they complied with the hi yuh yuh yuh. They were swollen hand selected by me to sit in front of camera and sell elan for potential white man to send their teen to me so me suh could abuse the crap out of them, hi yuh yuh yuh. With every white man that seen video on website and decided to enroll their teen in elan and pay elan great sum of money so I can abuse, rape, pilage, sodomize, torture, torment and mind fuck hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh give them suh residents who were in video special privs and perks. Some of the privs and perks can be anything, like cigarettes, special privs like staying up later and sleeping in later, hi yuh stuff like that hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh know brain washing doesn't happen over night hi yuh yuh yuh and it can take long time, so me suh bribe to help make teen mind comply easier. Me suh is a master manipulator and needs to please the Terry witch 24/7 else me suh could loose job now that former master Joe is no longer alive. Me suh know the Terry witch does nbot especially like me suh as she is a white mans women and kind and me suh also got caught once rooting through her panty drawer long ago because me suh wanted to know what a women smelled like, cause at the time, there wasn't any women who would even look at me suh, but that all changed when me suh found and abducted Kickapoo who was 9 at the time, and me suh raped her many times and forced her to marry me suh after lengthy brain washing and urine boarding her, hi yuh yuh yuh. Kickapoo now 14, make me suh very proud as she suh is one relentless hi yuh yuh yuh mongoloid indian who enjoys abusing the white mans teen and run rings and take care of ring betting as well, hi yuh yuh yuh.
So TCK, I guess it is still true that ring bets still happen to this day? TCK> they sure do, hi yuh yuh yuh, how do you think me suh is able to afford new shed from garden supply store to live in, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh's bitch boy salary that the Terry witch pays me would never cover cost of garden shed. This garden shed even has a window! A real glass window, hi yuh yuh yuh! Me suh spends quality time in it with Kickapoo when not in teepee made of little boys underpants. Me suh had to cut floor out for me suh's poopy hole/ cooking pit. Me suh would have it no other way, hi yuh yuh yuh. Pete Rowe row row your boat helped cut out hole for me suh, because me suh do not know how to use white mans power tools, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh also fuck goats and turkeys in shed when Kickapoo is out and about running ring bets, hi yuh yuh yuh, but thats between me suh and you suh, hi yuh yuh yuh.
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TCK> Me suh want to be in between two bulls and make bull loney pan face indian mongo sandwhich, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh bath in septic tank and love to use port-a-johns as spa, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh take blue fluid from port-a-john and wash me suh's hair with it, me suh call it selson indian shampoo, hi yuh yuh yuh.
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TCK> Me suh want to be in between two bulls and make bull loney pan face indian mongo sandwhich, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh bath in septic tank and love to use port-a-johns as spa, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh take blue fluid from port-a-john and wash me suh's hair with it, me suh call it selson indian shampoo, hi yuh yuh yuh.
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Where does this come from, ER.
Danny
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You alright Danny?
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TCK> Abuse the white mans teen, abuse him to he/she breaks, hi yuh yuh yuh. Put the white mans teen in a corner and let them rot away, then have a big GM for them and then a surprise ring, hi chi chi yuh yuh, hi chi chi yuh yuh! Me suh like watching how white man steal me suh's land and wtahc white man run country into ground, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh's people do not have debt problems, and have to borrow money from other countries to pay debt, hi yuh yuh yuh. What this land needs, is a mongoloid indian like me suh self, hi yuh yuh yuh. That can bring back morales to this suh land. Me suh would level cities, tear up asphalp and breed buffalos and let them once again run free on the land of me suh's ancestors. Me suh would be the happiest pan face man in the world, if the country was once again free of the white man and brought back to what it once was before white man invaded it. Just think of all the buffalo me suh would have sexaul intercoarse with and the unlimted amounts of manure piles me suh could jump in and smear me suh self with, hi chi yuh yuh, hi chi chi yuh yuh yuh!! The way of the kruglik is the only way to live, sleep in teepees made of boys under pants, dance half naked around bon fire with many of feathers in long grey greasy hair, and stare into fire with shit brown eyes, as swollen hands hold tomahawk in air above head, while chanting to the great white spirt horse.
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You alright Danny?
I'm fine. Good nite.
Danny
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Danny do you have an older sister who once dated Marty back in the 70's? If so...I have some questions for you. Did Marty try to do anything that would be considered against someones wishes? TCK is not your typical type of person who has trouble getting a date from the opposite sex, it was extremely difficult for him. I know it must have been extremely frustrating for him, being the way his appearence is and what not, pan face, shit brown eyes, swollen hands, major inferiority complex, shy, dishonest, abusive, twisted fucking mind. For a women to actually consent to dating TCK, she would either have to be slipped the DRP (date rape pill) so she could be rendered unconscience so that TCK could then go to work on her. Then after the effects wear off, she would have to be held against her will and threatened, whether it be her life, or a family or friends life, shit like that. Or she would have to have some sort of handicap, whether it be physical or mental and if it is mental case, she simply would not know any better. But I'm not here to pass judgement on your sister, I do not know her to pass judgement. This is a very unusual rear occurance to hear TCK actually dated a women, for one everything that could be possibly against him in the dating world is well, definately working against him. Incredibly horrid looks, track record of his attitude, his disgusting, dispectable and deplorable ways and his finacial status. These things, simply would cause any women too steer clear of a man like TCK. Some dead give aways would be like for instance the house he always insited on directing at elan. He always insited on choosing elan 5/7, which happened to house the youngest residents of elan. God forbid if he had to be around 16 year olds and up, because they would be actually more mature then TCK is and also be a huge challenge for him. Now in the elan 5/7 house TCK was able to hold his head up and look across the room more freely, unlike the times who would briefly come into the other houses for GM's and Rings and his head would be down facing the floor most of the time, because he knew that he was not mature enough to have any type of conversation with an older teen, let alone look them in the eye. Though TCK did find solitude in the male genitalia, other male genitalia's that is.
So do please tell us Danny, about this incident of TCK dating your sister.
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roflmao totally priceless. I love this thread. :rocker:
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Elan Reporter.. You seem to be the expert on the topic. What are the initial steps one must take to adopt the way of the the Kruglik.
There are many who would like to. I hear from people time and time again, that no matter how many times they bathe in shit, they can only get it to go skin deep.. It never penetrates their heart.
Will you please care to elaborate on how one can truly adopt the way of the Kruglik?
It will be helpful to many.
I heard of a group who sought out the great Kruglik, to get divine wisdom straight from the source...
But all he did was raise a big swollen middle finger at them! You know how tempermental geniuses can be.
Paul St. John
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To learn the way of the kruglik is very hard for most, it requires alot of foul activities and ofcoarse bathing in shit. TCK has been batheing in it for decades now, his skin is very prone to quick absorbsion and from what I heard his heart is covered in shit.
There was this local prostitute in Porland Maine that had an appetite for herione (some say her and Rosendope were a couple at one time). So one day Pete Rowe row row your boat spotted her hooking on a corner and paid her to go to TCK's tent and have sex with him. So Pete drove her back to the IMR compound, blindfolded and had given her a fix of dope as well. He points the way to TCK's teepee made of little boys underpants, so the hooker walks up to the teepee and knocks on the wood beam supporting the teepee made of little boys underpants and says (Is there a big smelly, pan face, shit brown eyed hi yuh yuh indian in there who wants to fuck me?). TCK appears at the entrance of his teepee and says (How, who suh you) The hooker takes one look at him and runs back to the car where Pete Rowe row row your boat was sitting in and says (You gotta give me alot more money and a hell of alot more dope to do this one). Pete said (Ok, I'll be right back, have to go get the money and the dope). So Pete goes to the elan one building and sees the Terry Witch's pocket book and quietly reaches in and takes out her wallet which was filled with $100 bills. Then goes into the luggage cabin and asks Marc Rosendope for all his dope on him and offers him a few hundred dollars and a blow job, Marc happily accepted. Pete then returns and presents the hooker with the dope and pays her $1400 of the Terry Witch's stolen money, the hooker does more dope, then ehads back to TCK's teepee. Again she knocks on the door and says (Is there a fry pan face, shit eye's, hi yuh yuh indian in there who wants to party) TCK comes out chanting hi chi chi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh yuh, How me suh TCK, me suh never had women in long time that freely would offer herself to me suh, the hooker then replies (What is that smell?) TCK says (Thats me suh dinner cooking in me suh poopy hole, tatanka testicles, based in moose urine) The hooker then begans to feel ill and then dares to walk inside TCK's tent. She looks around and sees TonyA Merrets pickled penis and testies preserved in a jelly jar, then finds TCK's collection of pornographic pictures of goats, and cows. She asks TCK if he really fucks farm animals, TCK tells her yes, and that he has no choice to because it is extremely hard for him to get a womenm this is why he had to marry an abducted 9 year old little girl. So the hooker starts undressing and tells TCK that he'll have no trouble finding a real women tonight and starts to undress. TCK watches her as she takes off her garments slowly, one by one. She then tells TCK to take off his salvation army clothing and TCK then undresses. Finally the hooker removes her panties at the same time TCK removes his loin cloth and then at the same time the hooker and TCK exchanged questions to each other .Hooker> What the hell is that you have between your legs? TCK> Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh see lots of hair, but see no penis, hi yuh yuh yuh. TCK then answers the hookers question (this suh me suh's penis, hi yuh yuh) Hooker> Why do you have a penis and balls the size of a child? TCK then starts to have an inferiority complex attack, and can't but help look at the ground of his teepee and reaches into the poopy hole and starts smearing fecal matter all over himself and starts dancing around the poopy hole, chanting some retarded indian mongoloid chant. The hooker gets grossed out and runs out of TCK's teepee and runs back to Pete Rowe. Hooker> TCK is one sick, tiny penis, perverted, foul smelling, peice of buffalo scrotum sac she has ever encountered. TCK heads out of his teepee, still chanting that stupid indian mongoloid chant and skips over to Pete Roew..TBC
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aaahhhhh was the hooker by chance the lovely Tina Hicks or Maria Ralph's ex bitch??? Just wondering...lmao
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You are on the right path of the hooker's identity, but none of the above mentioned. The hooker is still working at elan to date, at least I think she is. The hooker was saved, or shall I say became Joe's personal slut and sucked her way through elan and then through the employment ranks of elan. She still will not look at TCK without getting sick to date.
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You are on the right path of the hooker's identity, but none of the above mentioned. The hooker is still working at elan to date, at least I think she is. The hooker was saved, or shall I say became Joe's personal slut and sucked her way through elan and then through the employment ranks of elan. She still will not look at TCK without getting sick to date.
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Joe Ricci's personal SSSSSLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT. Joe & Clair did it so many times in the staff over night trailer that I think they wore a hole in the floor from the bed bouncing up and down. TCK had 27 peep holes and used to watch, used to watch Joe that is! TCK was always fasinated of his master and mentors penis. TCK even went as far as try amputating it off after Joe passed on, but was caught by Joe's mafia soldiers and they beat the living hi yuh yuh yuh out of TCK. TCK couldn't hi yuh yuh for weeks! They gave him 2 black eyes, making his shit brown eyes look even bigger. They even scalped TCK with his own tomahawk, but since then has made a full recovery on his head and hair growing back. TCK envied Joe and fantized about having Joe's money and riches. TCK grew up a poor expelled from his tribe mongoloid indian to an even poorer mongoloid indian. TCK did earn money over the years, Joe paid him a $350.00 salary a week and even in his will, he granted TCK a $350.00 salary for life. TCK does spend most of his weekly salary on sexual insertion toys and animal pornography videos. Speaking of TCK and animal porn, TCK has decided to take a little vacation/trip down to the Gulf. TCK was watching on the news about the pelicans that got oil all over them and saw how they were helpless on the beaches and can hardly move and thought that they would be an easy catch for a quick fuck. TCK> Me suh see great opportunity to fuck pelicans down at the Gulf hi yuh yuh yuh. The pelicans have lots of oil on them which is a good thing because not only can they not fly away hi yuh yuh yuh, but they are already lubed up for me suh to insert me suh's little pecker into their orffices hi yuh yuh yuh! Me suh always wanted to fuck a pelican and stick me suh's little pecker in their assholes, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh want pelican beek in me suh's ass and dance around like retarded mongoloid indian and perform animal porn dance to the great white spirit horse, hi yuh yuh yuh.
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Omg Them poor animals......Clair was only one of the sluts Joe kept...the lovely Sharon Terry gave massive hummers I heard. Bitch ended up with it all must suck a mean one.....just my opinion but hell. I sort of wonder if Tina, Claire, and the lovely Sharon all did three somes under the moonlight while Joe and Marty stroked their little wee wees. All humming the chant.
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- Kruglik buffalo love - :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Danny get off that buffalo, this is a Kruglik thread....damn Danny you got to attention whore everywhere you go.....Danny stop fucking the buffalo its animal abuse you sick fucker. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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I want to know what your connection to Homosexual sex,and beastiality is Sharon
I think its pretty clear you arent getting any
Maybe you should solicit the homeless
Be a public service for you to blow all the homeless in Freeport
Give untill it hurts Sharon !
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I want to know what your connection to Homosexual sex,and beastiality is Sharon
I think its pretty clear you arent getting any
Maybe you should solicit the homeless
Be a public service for you to blow all the homeless in Freeport
Give untill it hurts Sharon !
LOOK PEDO-BEAR KNOCK IT OFF.
JUST TO MAKE A PUBLIC STATEMENT HERE I PERSONALLY HAD FUN WITH SHARRON.
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT, N FACT THEY WERE BRIGHT AND CREATIVE.
THE ONLY THING SHARRON HAS TO WORRY ABOUT IS ASSHOLES USING SOCIAL SERVICES AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
DON'T GET ME ALL "RAVING MAD"......ART-WARSAW-SKI
ENJOYING THE WEATHER ARE WE?
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I PERSONALLY INVESTIGATED THE PEDOBEAR MYSELF AND YES IT DOES TAKE ADVANTGE OF TRAUMATIZED GIRLS ON FORCED MEDICATION WHO HAVE THE UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCE TO BE LEFT OVERNIGHT AT IT'S HOUSE.
PEDO???? NOT REALLY "CHILD" PER SAY, BUT IF YOUR ALL FUCKED UP OR DRUNK OR GOT ZAPPED BY A LIGHTSABER YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AWAY FROM THE PEDO-BEAR WHEN IT HAD TRAUMA AND DRUG ADDICTIONS....WHO KNEW THE TRUTH?
G-D, ART AND I......AND I THINK I TOLD HOLT OR WAS IT MATT???
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I want to know what your connection to Homosexual sex,and beastiality is Sharon
I think its pretty clear you arent getting any
Maybe you should solicit the homeless
Be a public service for you to blow all the homeless in Freeport
Give untill it hurts Sharon !
- Gay test - :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:
(http://http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/wp-content/photos/macho_vs_gay.jpg)
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I want to know what your connection to Homosexual sex,and beastiality is Sharon
I think its pretty clear you arent getting any
Maybe you should solicit the homeless
Be a public service for you to blow all the homeless in Freeport
Give untill it hurts Sharon !
- Gay test - :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:
(http://http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/wp-content/photos/macho_vs_gay.jpg)
Once again Photo Man you hit it on the head...God I am so thrilled someone can also sense the facts as i do.....
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I want to know what your connection to Homosexual sex,and beastiality is Sharon
I think its pretty clear you arent getting any
Maybe you should solicit the homeless
Be a public service for you to blow all the homeless in Freeport
Give untill it hurts Sharon !
LOOK PEDO-BEAR KNOCK IT OFF.
JUST TO MAKE A PUBLIC STATEMENT HERE I PERSONALLY HAD FUN WITH SHARRON.
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT, N FACT THEY WERE BRIGHT AND CREATIVE.
THE ONLY THING SHARRON HAS TO WORRY ABOUT IS ASSHOLES USING SOCIAL SERVICES AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
DON'T GET ME ALL "RAVING MAD"......ART-WARSAW-SKI
ENJOYING THE WEATHER ARE WE?
So, after I get done blowing freeport..lmao...I will be calling to schedule a day for us to come visit...but please have ice ready my jaw may be too tired..roflmao. how truly funny. Question will I at least be making some cash in this effort??? I got a water bill to pay....lmao......I knew I should of grabbed the knee pads you had in your hall closet last time I was there....how funny.
The kids miss you too..they are excited to come visit very soon.
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- Kruglik buffalo love - :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:
(http://http://davesblackberry.com/images/Buffalo%20Fucking.jpg)
LOL photo man. But think you can crop TCK's head on a picture? There's only a few of them floating around fornits, but as you can see the Assistant did a pretty damn good job putting him on top of a buffalo. Perhaps you can get him in the rear of a buffalo?
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PEDO > speedo BEAR> Bearing all. An unatractive, over weight, horny elan staff member would put on a speedo and propose sex for special privs for an under age teen male/female. Unforntanately, even a deprived hostage teen would not accept this proposition, but certainly got a great laugh at the unattractive, over weight, horny elan staff member wearing that speedo. After dozens of failed attempts trying to have sex with a teen, the staff member had no more options left and felt hopeless as much as he did useless, and turned to the hi yuh yuh indian for his sexual needs. Only stipulation with TCK is he had to loose the speedo and put on a buffalo hide made into a loin cloth, so that TCK felt right at home thinking he was having homosexual sex with his own kind.