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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Fornits is a cult
« on: December 16, 2005, 11:22:00 AM »
What some people will do to get attention?
Would that make you a cult member then? :roll:

Emotions rule the world; Is it any wonder that it's so mucked up?!
http://fornits.com/rates.htm' target='_new'>Bill Warbis


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Let It Bleed / Advice for free
« on: October 05, 2005, 10:15:00 AM »
Dear  :idea:  
 Try to roll it vertical by all means....Maybe you could use your ass cheeks ir you are feeling
Creative. Horizontal silly.

When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
--Lily Tomlin, American actress


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Let It Bleed / Advice for free
« on: October 04, 2005, 04:32:00 PM »
Dear friend. My advice is-
Take each end and tuck it in a little. You will get a good size and it will be more level. And do not use a level....

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
--Napoleon Bonaparte, French emperor


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Let It Bleed / Advice for free
« on: October 04, 2005, 02:07:00 AM »
Actually that quote is not true not when it comes to children. It dose not protect.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
http://smack.accesscard.org/index/misc/atheist/' target='_new'>Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist


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Let It Bleed / Advice for free
« on: October 04, 2005, 02:05:00 AM »
Dear Gabby needs her next victim....... :razz:

The Constitution of the United States is a law for rulers and people equally in war and peace. And covers with the shield of it's protection all classes of men at all times and under all circumstances.
--US Supreme Court, Ex Parte Milligan


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Let It Bleed / Advice for free
« on: October 02, 2005, 05:00:00 PM »
Quote
Sorry some of the posts got lost or mixed up I thought it closed out for some reason. :sad:
On 2005-09-26 16:18:00, Dear Gabby wrote:

"Tell Dear Gabby what your problem is......

As men's prayers are a disease of the will, so are their creeds a disease of the intellect.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist, poet, philosopher


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WHEN SPIDERS UNITE, THEY CAN TIE DOWN A LION  
-- Ethiopian Proverb


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Let It Bleed / Free Bad Advice
« on: October 02, 2005, 04:54:00 PM »
I would put Itching powder on the tolet seat.
Maybe they will get the message....

Put super glue on the tolet seat...If they have to go the the emergency room to have it removed chances are they will find some where else to go.


Or put a red dye trigger in the tolet papper roll so it explodes upon release.

Throw a stink bomb under the door and stink them out.

A gifted Cheese basket?

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.  
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0136374069/circlofmiamithem' target='_new'> Andrew Tannenbaum


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Let It Bleed / Advice for free
« on: October 02, 2005, 04:30:00 PM »
Dear Web Crawler,

Just because someone has a child dose not make them married. I understand why your red flag went up and there is nothing wrong with being cautious. I believe every one deserves the benefit of the doubt. I have meet some wonderful people by just taking the time to listen.
My advise is-Ask him straight out. If he is single and you don't mind children-You might have just meet the love of your life. If He his married call him the dirty son of a bitch he is.
Most married men will never give you their home or work number. And now days-The computer knows and sees all. He can hide from his wife but not the computer.

Redemption: Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sins through the murder of their deity against whom they sinned.
--Ambrose Bierce

[ This Message was edited by: Dear Gabby on 2005-10-02 13:32 ]

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Open Free for All / Advice for Free
« on: September 27, 2005, 11:35:00 PM »
I will never understand it.

Truth resides in every human heart, and one has to search for it there, and to be guided by truth as one sees it. But no one has a right to coerce others to act according to his own view of truth.
                                     
--Mohandas K. Gandhi


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To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy.

 

-- MIT Assasination Club slogan


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Open Free for All / Advice for Free
« on: September 27, 2005, 03:49:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-27 06:30:00, Anonymous wrote:

"dear gabby, i am a 41 yr old male, obcessed with my wife's urine. i am particurally fond of her urine after taking her vitamins. i have been slipping more b vitamins in her food , without her knowing ,of course. my question is could i be poisoning my wife by over dosing her vitamin intake? the smell and color of her urine drive me insane. do you know of any support groups for people like me? my obsession has gotten so bad, i got caught drinking my wife's sweet love juice at work. "

Dear Obcessed,
In fact that is not so far fetched. Some partners like that sort of thing. I say what ever floats your boat. Lots of porn movies on it!
Don't know of any support groups,Sorry!
I wouldn't be giving your wife anything with out her consent. My advice is stay away from the iron pills or her love juice will never smell the same. Driking it? Now that is just stupid shame on you.

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. For when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.


--Nietzsche


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Open Free for All / Advice for Free
« on: September 27, 2005, 03:30:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: Dear Gabby on 2005-10-05 14:47 ]

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Open Free for All / Advice for Free
« on: September 27, 2005, 03:16:00 PM »
Dear 34,
No it does not make you a rapest, He is 22 not 17. My advice would be go get him and teach him all you want. I am sure it will come in handy for him later. In the mean time go have fun-You have earned it if you look good enough to catch a 22 year olds eye.

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
--Arthur C. Clarke, author


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Let It Bleed / Advice for free
« on: September 26, 2005, 07:18:00 PM »
Tell Dear Gabby what your problem is......

As men's prayers are a disease of the will, so are their creeds a disease of the intellect.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist, poet, philosopher


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Open Free for All / Advice for Free
« on: September 26, 2005, 07:03:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-25 18:23:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Dear Gabby,



I am a 38 year old male.  Last Saturday, I met an attractive 24 year old female at a bar.  I went home with her and had sex with her.  Does this make me a letcher?  My friends say it does."


The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being of His Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
--Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President, author, scientist, architect, educator, and diplomat

[ This Message was edited by: Dear Gabby on 2005-10-05 14:47 ]

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