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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:13:00 AM

Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:13:00 AM
Name them. Some of you know what I am talking about.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:17:00 AM
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On 2006-02-27 07:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Name them. Some of you know what I am talking about."

Maxwel Smart?
What are you driving at anyway?
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:18:00 AM
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On 2006-02-27 07:17:00, Anonymous wrote:


Maxwel Smart?


 :lol:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:19:00 AM
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On 2006-02-27 07:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Name them. Some of you know what I am talking about."


Chocolate Eclair anyone?
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:20:00 AM
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On 2006-02-27 07:17:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-02-27 07:13:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Name them. Some of you know what I am talking about."


Maxwel Smart?

What are you driving at anyway?"


Hold on a minute... :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: ...Im getting an incomming call on my Shoe Phone!
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:23:00 AM
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I am the original poster and was totally serious about wanting to know if you were single.
So...are you?




imposter    :tup:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:24:00 AM
Shit, fuck..
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:31:00 AM
You can play around all day, or you can start looking up names in criminal records databases. Some of us have availed ourselves of such resources.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:32:00 AM
HOUDINI?!!!
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:33:00 AM
Jekyll? Hyde?
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2006, 10:36:00 AM
I could reveal my identity to you,but if I materialized before you in my true form,I would appear so hideous to you that you would not be able to gaze upon me with your eyes.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2006, 04:11:00 PM
Gues again. Everyohe wrong so far.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Carmel on March 01, 2006, 05:40:00 PM
I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

I am an impostor, posing as....myself. Hey, can you just SAY youre an imposter and be one? Or do you have to actually BE one to be one?  Or can you BE one and SAY your not one....and then be one by default?

 :tup:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: 4Reagan2Youth0 on March 01, 2006, 05:45:00 PM
yea, Carmel will kill you sissy fags.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2006, 10:15:00 PM
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On 2006-02-27 07:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Name them. Some of you know what I am talking about."



Your paranoia is boring.  Get on some goddamn meds, legal or otherwise, and get over yourself.  You really aren't interesting enough for anyone to waste their time and effort in an attempt to "be an imposter to fuck with your head".  Seriously, get over yourself.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2006, 10:16:00 PM
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On 2006-03-01 14:40:00, Carmel wrote:

"I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.



I am an impostor, posing as....myself. Hey, can you just SAY youre an imposter and be one? Or do you have to actually BE one to be one?  Or can you BE one and SAY your not one....and then be one by default?



 :tup: "


I'm an imposter for the anon in the post above this one, or maybe I'm sombody else.  You'll never know!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 01, 2006, 10:40:00 PM
In essence, all of you druggies are imposters!!!!   Your true selves have been corrupted by your Druggie Wills.  You all need a good stint at SIBS to help you drop the masquerade and return to the serene, happy Straightling you know that, deep inside, you really are.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2006, 07:15:00 PM
stil wrong. suckers.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2006, 07:56:00 PM
GregFL is actually Letitia Jackson, a 28 year old African -American female who works in customer service for AOL.  She gets bored at work and trolls fornits, looking to meet guys who know how to make crystal meth.

Eudora aka Antigen, is, in reality, one Moncrief Lanier, a Baptist minister from Dothan, AL, who runs a Troubled Teen program.

KPickle is actually a guy named Mike Sherman, who gets his kicks by protesting outside of events Mel Sembler is attending.  He is not the same Mike Sherman as the guy who was a spokesperson for the Seed in the 70s, nor is he the Mike Sherman that coaches the Green Bay Packers.

Frank Discussion is actually the code name for a group of DuPont employees who are keeping tabs on the effects of psychoactive drugs that were unwittingly taken by clients at the Virginia branch of Straight, Inc. in the late 1980s.

Animals All of Us, aka Brian Dodd, aka Brian Dobbs, etc., is actually William Warbis, a computer programmer from Pennsylvania.

Webcrawler is actually Jorge-Phillipe Menendez, a 300lb. Latino who discovered Fornits while looking for information on his gay lover, Antonio, who was a client of Pathways Family Center in the early 90s.

Carmel is a screenname shared by two of the above.

Reagan Youth is a 14-year old runaway from
Aspen, Colorado, who was sent to an abusive program after stealing and wrecking his dad's BMW and vandalizing the Christian school he attended.  He likes to sniff glue and watch airplanes.

more to come as I get more information.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2006, 08:02:00 PM
:nworthy:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2006, 08:04:00 PM
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On 2006-03-02 17:02:00, Anonymous wrote:

" :nworthy: "


I don't know why you're laughing, this is serious shit.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Antigen on March 02, 2006, 08:05:00 PM
God damn it, son! Ya busted me again

http://warbis.com (http://warbis.com)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
--Bruce Lee

Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2006, 08:06:00 PM
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On 2006-03-02 17:04:00, Anonymous wrote:

I don't know why you're laughing, this is serious shit."


You're right.  I'm sorry.  I don't know what I was thinking.














sorry, can't help it.

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Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: CCM girl 1989 on March 02, 2006, 08:13:00 PM
What the hell???
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: webcrawler on March 02, 2006, 08:18:00 PM
:nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: groovy1634 on March 02, 2006, 09:03:00 PM
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On 2006-03-02 16:56:00, Anonymous wrote:

"GregFL is actually Letitia Jackson, a 28 year old African -American female who works in customer service for AOL.  She gets bored at work and trolls fornits, looking to meet guys who know how to make crystal meth.



Eudora aka Antigen, is, in reality, one Moncrief Lanier, a Baptist minister from Dothan, AL, who runs a Troubled Teen program.



KPickle is actually a guy named Mike Sherman, who gets his kicks by protesting outside of events Mel Sembler is attending.  He is not the same Mike Sherman as the guy who was a spokesperson for the Seed in the 70s, nor is he the Mike Sherman that coaches the Green Bay Packers.



Frank Discussion is actually the code name for a group of DuPont employees who are keeping tabs on the effects of psychoactive drugs that were unwittingly taken by clients at the Virginia branch of Straight, Inc. in the late 1980s.



Animals All of Us, aka Brian Dodd, aka Brian Dobbs, etc., is actually William Warbis, a computer programmer from Pennsylvania.



Webcrawler is actually Jorge-Phillipe Menendez, a 300lb. Latino who discovered Fornits while looking for information on his gay lover, Antonio, who was a client of Pathways Family Center in the early 90s.



Carmel is a screenname shared by two of the above.



Reagan Youth is a 14-year old runaway from

Aspen, Colorado, who was sent to an abusive program after stealing and wrecking his dad's BMW and vandalizing the Christian school he attended.  He likes to sniff glue and watch airplanes.



more to come as I get more information."


hahahahahha

 :rofl:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2006, 01:27:00 AM
:rofl:  That's some of the funniest shit I've read on here in a long time.  :tup:  :tup:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2006, 06:45:00 PM
Linchpin is actually an extra dimensional being
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2006, 03:32:00 PM
Ginger Warbis is NOT a Straight survivor. Your site will go down, Warbis. Sooner or later.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Antigen on March 04, 2006, 03:40:00 PM
I believe that. Just like I believe tbpitw is going to lead me to an undignified death as a heroin addicted skidrow skank ho any minute now.

The Roman Catholic Church had a policy of burning all pre-Columbian information as pagan.
Wiki

Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: 4Reagan2Youth0 on March 04, 2006, 03:51:00 PM
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On 2006-03-04 12:32:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Ginger Warbis is NOT a Straight survivor. Your site will go down, Warbis. Sooner or later. "


Shut the fuck up sissy bitch.  Me and the Patroit will do the insulting around here.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2006, 10:01:00 AM
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On 2006-03-04 12:32:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Ginger Warbis is NOT a Straight survivor. Your site will go down, Warbis. Sooner or later. "


seconded.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2006, 02:46:00 PM
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On 2006-03-05 07:01:00, Anonymous wrote:

"
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On 2006-03-04 12:32:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Ginger Warbis is NOT a Straight survivor. Your site will go down, Warbis. Sooner or later. "




seconded."


III. Rome Falls.
A. The dereliction of the city.
B. Lions.
C. Random violence.
D. The Great Flood.
E. Washed Up On Shore.
F. We Mourn the Dead.
G. We Plant Our Flag and Stake Our Claim.
H. The Sun Rises On A New Day.
I. First Night, All Is Well.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2006, 03:29:00 PM
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Webcrawler is actually Jorge-Phillipe Menendez, a 300lb. Latino who discovered Fornits while looking for information on his gay lover, Antonio, who was a client of Pathways Family Center in the early 90s


hahaha...
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Antigen on March 10, 2006, 11:52:00 AM
Short Bus is really James Frey

Revelation indeed had no weight with me.
--Benjamin Franklin, American Founding Father, author, and inventor

Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2006, 12:28:00 PM
why d'ya say that?  :???:
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on March 10, 2006, 04:34:00 PM
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On 2006-03-01 19:40:00, Dr. Miller Newton wrote:

"In essence, all of you druggies are imposters!!!!   Your true selves have been corrupted by your Druggie Wills.  You all need a good stint at SIBS to help you drop the masquerade and return to the serene, happy Straightling you know that, deep inside, you really are."

Speaking of imposters....you try to pass yourself off as a doctor!!!!!

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Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2006, 06:39:00 PM
yah...why did you say that guys name? unless it was a joke about someone i have never heard of????
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Antigen on March 10, 2006, 07:00:00 PM
Which name don't ya know? James Frey (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/jamesfrey/0104061jamesfrey1.html)?

God is the Asylum of Ignorance.
--Baruch Spinoza, Dutch-Jewish philosopher

Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 11, 2006, 11:34:00 PM
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On 2006-03-10 13:34:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

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On 2006-03-01 19:40:00, Dr. Miller Newton wrote:


"In essence, all of you druggies are imposters!!!!   Your true selves have been corrupted by your Druggie Wills.  You all need a good stint at SIBS to help you drop the masquerade and return to the serene, happy Straightling you know that, deep inside, you really are."

Speaking of imposters....you try to pass yourself off as a doctor!!!!!



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That's because I am a doctor, Druggie.  Even if I had not earned the title academically, it would have been bestowed up[on me by some prestigious institute of higher learning, in recognition of the fact that I am the greatest mind in the field of drug treatment, ever!  

As for you, I think I want you to write an MI on respect for authority.  You're started over, 3 and 14.

Love ya!

Have a seat........
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2006, 01:02:00 PM
druggie whore is really a 54y/o CPA named cecil from aberdeen N.C. who posts naked in the dark wearing only a tiara and a cockring.
Title: Impostors on this site
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2006, 01:39:00 AM
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On 2006-03-23 10:02:00, Anonymous wrote:

"druggie whore is really a 54y/o CPA named cecil from aberdeen N.C. who posts naked in the dark wearing only a tiara and a cockring."


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