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Messages - Ruth Ann Newton

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Hyde Schools / Re: Our highly trained staff is waiting to serve you.
« on: August 29, 2007, 12:31:19 PM »
Quote from: ""Ursus""
You may think you can pull the wool over all your students eyes by shaking your bazookas at them, Mrs. Newton, but I, myself, am way too old for that kind of crap!  Not to mention that I could easily squash every little rubbery limb in that smelly old carcass of yours!  Not that I'd care to even try, or even could try, BELIEVE me, you're no Mrs. Robinson!!

And as to that other old windbag finally coming around here, you can take your character crap and shove it where the sun don't shine.  I hear there's a lot of room up there.


Ursus, that's just the drugs talking.  Here, my wonderful, caring husband and I have set up a program to help druggies get their lives back on the righteous path.  We'll be sending the SIBSMobile around for you shortly.

http://fornits.com/SIBS/bdsm.htm


See you on front row!
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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Hyde Schools / Re: Our highly trained staff is waiting to serve you.
« on: August 29, 2007, 12:12:10 PM »
Quote from: ""Joseph W. Gau!d""
Dear Cy,

I wish I had another daughter because you sound like such a fine, upstanding young man, I'd be more than honored to have you as a member of my family.  We could also use some more fresh familial bonds tying things together up here in Maine, since Laurie and Paul are dropping the ball and have decided to go selfish on me.

And that ugly old hairball Ursus ain't nothing but a loud-mouthed panty-waist to me, don't you worry about me.  If that gutless anal wonder of a bear carcass ever shows his fat, bad-breathed face on any of my ever-increasing number of campuses, I'll...

...go to Hawaii!!  Well, not willingly, but... you know how it is.  My people take care of me.  Nice to learn that you're one of them.

Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator

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Sorry about that Cy, an old man like me sometimes doesn't know what he's doing with this internet stuff.  The above post was from me.  I couldn't figure out how to log in.

BTW, what's a fine, upstanding young man like yourself doing on this fornicate site?  It's a cesspool, by God!

Still warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator


Well thank God!  Finally we have another qualified person to speak about the sickness that is Fornits.  These little bastards have been stalking my husband and I and trashing our reputations for years now.  It's time we put a stop to it.

:flame:  :flame:   Damn druggies.  I told you all you end up losers and dead insane or in jail.  Which one is it for you Ursus?

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Hot Girls at Cedu
« on: April 26, 2005, 04:03:00 PM »
I am not here to perpetuate your sexual fantasies.  Don't you understand that the objectification of women is a symptom of your drug disease?  You'd do better to apply your Serenity Prayer and ask God to forgive your impure thoughts towards me.

See ya at SIBS.  The Straight-Mobile should be by any day now to pick you up. :wave:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Wes Fager discredits our cause
« on: April 26, 2005, 01:01:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-26 09:40:00, Anonymous wrote:

"You mess with Animals and I and other operatives will show up and do whatever the fuck we need to to liberate him. Don't think I am kidding. A good friend of mine is well-trained and experienced in such operations."


Oh contrare, my friend.  You have no idea the kinds of people secretly employed by SIBS.  Bring it on sweetheart, we've run up against bigger and badder than you before and shot them down with the rest of the druggies.  Anyone who attempts to "liberate" a patient from SIBS will be met with the wrath of SIBS Secret Service.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Wes Fager discredits our cause
« on: April 26, 2005, 11:53:00 AM »
Animals, we have a special blue chair reserved for you at SIBS.  I think some special "one on one" time is needed for you.  The good Doctors will be happy to assist.  We've already had the hackers hard at work tracking your sorry ass down.  We know where you are and we're coming to get you!!!!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 22, 2005, 12:57:00 PM »
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On 2005-03-22 09:52:00, If u want to know..then ask wrote:

"I swear, the more you talk...the more stupid you sound!"


Don't you realize you're speaking to one of the most well educated, compassionate, experienced people in the drug abuse treatment field today?  The good Drs are the most qualified, caring and compassionate counselors you will find.  My brilliant husband has even had a few books published that are widely regarded as the defining works on how to treat smart mouthed, anti-social misfits such as yourself.  Don't worry, we'll turn your head around in SIBS.  No need to thank us, that's what we're hear for. :wave:

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Holla at your Boys!!!!
« on: March 22, 2005, 12:30:00 PM »
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On 2005-03-22 09:23:00, If u want to know..then ask wrote:

"Come and get me bitch!  I am right here...."


Don't worry.  We know EXACTLY where you are!!! :lol:  :lol:

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Holla at your Boys!!!!
« on: March 22, 2005, 12:21:00 PM »
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On 2005-03-22 09:14:00, If u want to know..then ask wrote:

"where's is your faggot husband ruthie?  You better keep tabs on him.  I thought I saw him sneaking in the room with Fucktard!  HMMM...wonder what they could be doing in there?!  :???: [ This Message was edited by: If u want to know..then ask on 2005-03-22 09:15 ]"


My husband is sitting right here with me druggie!!!  Dr. Fucktard is off on a special mission.  He's working with a reformed hacker to track down all your IP addresses and hiring escorts to drag your druggie asses to SIBS!!  PB diets and marathons for ALL OF YOU!!!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 22, 2005, 12:00:00 PM »
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On 2005-03-22 08:57:00, If u want to know..then ask wrote:

"Nah he hasn't done SHIT!  This is a forum for people who went to some schools who want to talk about it and get in touch with other friends and such.  Don't think that because we went to this school you are smarter, wiser, and whatever else you want to think you are.  It isn't SHIT I am talking you fag! (and yes, you are a fag) It is fact!  Get your little fucking ass back to the mental hosptial where you came from and take your stupid ass friends with you.  DR. Fucktard was a nickname?!  GOD, how fucked up ARE YOU?!"


DAMN DRUGGIE!!!  Show some respect!!!  The Drs have EARNED at that much!

It most certainly IS shit that you've posted.  A big steaming pile of it.

Once again, my husband is not a "fag" as you call him.  He's a happily married man!!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 22, 2005, 11:56:00 AM »
Virgil, I think this one is going to need some "two on one" time with you and Dr. Fucktard when we get him into SIBS.  This kind of disrespect and outrageous fabrications have got to stop.

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 22, 2005, 11:53:00 AM »
I can state, unequivocably, that my husband is NOT a homosexual.  Obviously the drugs are clouding your perceptions.  A few weeks in the time out room at SIBS will clear your head!!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 22, 2005, 12:03:00 AM »
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On 2005-03-21 20:56:00, crazywife wrote:

"are you my Mom?  Hellno or id be an ugly bitch im not a druggie at all i have this thing called a job and im responsible i dont do drugs you can ask any one of my close friends get a life"


If I had been your mother I would have washed that dirty mouth out with soap.  My life is reforming rebellious, foul mouthed kids such as yourself.  I think the more Christian approach will work with you.  Sounds like you need some hard core Bible therapy!!!!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 22, 2005, 12:00:00 AM »
Not only is it a gateway drug, it makes people homicidal.  PM myself or one of the good Drs immediately to reserve your place at SIBS....before its too late. :skull:


http://intellectualize.org/archives/006323.html

MISSION, Texas ? Authorities say a Rio Grande Valley man accused of killing his mother apparently was upset because she flushed his marijuana down the toilet.

Nicholas Jack Kenison, 24, of Mission, is charged with murder in the weekend slaying of 50-year-old Gloria Abelina Kenison in the home they shared. Bond for Nicholas Kenison is set at $500,000.

Hidalgo County sheriff?s deputies said Kenison is accused of beating his mother with a crowbar, then putting a trash bag over her head.

Sheriff Lupe Trevino said Kenison allegedly attacked the woman because she destroyed his stash of drugs.

The victim?s body was discovered Sunday by a neighbor and Nicholas Kenison was later arrested.

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 21, 2005, 11:53:00 PM »
Well then we'll turn that foul mouth of yours around!!!  That's part of a druggie attitude, I'm just saving you from yourself.  Maybe some intense Bible classes for you with Fr. Cassian!!!  Clean it up young lady!!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / a litlle marijuana here and there
« on: March 21, 2005, 11:48:00 PM »
SIBS in the new faith based Straight Inc. by the Sea.  My husband Fr. Dr. Virgil Miller Cassian Newton and Dr. Fucktard will have it up and running in no time.  Not a moment to soon I see from the rampant drug usage around here.

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