I turned on the TV to that channel that gives the basic cable show listings at any given time and while the channels were scrolling by, some dude was being interviewed about Lindsay and her "drug problem."
That little segment (I only watched a few minutes of it) was saturated with program-speak. It was almost unbelievable. I can't recall all of it right now, but they used the term "enabling" in the same way that str8 did...
It seems the media pushes program dogma, and hollywood feeds off of it.
You say this as if it were a
bad thing, Froderick. I think maybe you are in need of a little "refresher", which we at SIBS will gladly provide for you.
As far as that little druggie minx Lindsay Lohan, well, rest assured that she will be given the care and Tough Love she so desperately needs......at SIBS, of course. Just think, Froderick, if you do well on your rfresher, perhaps you and thae little chemically dependent trollop brat can go on a mixed permission when you both are on 5th Phase. You'll be chaparoned, of course, but think what a great PR move that will be. For once, that ignorant druggie Carmel is right----with a young celebrity like Lindsay Lohan touting the benefits of SIBS, we'll be able to open branches all over the country, as we did easrlier with Straight, Inc., only this time, we will be better prepared for the resistance we will inevitably receive from disgruntled druggies and those that seek to enable them by closing the doors to our most effective treeatment facilities. Unlike yopu foolish druggies, we at SIBS
learn from our mistakes, so once we open up the Hollywood branch of SIBS, we will be confident that it will remain open until every last one of you goddamn (forgive me, Lord, these druggies really annoy me...) druggie wastrels is motivating, relating in raps, and singing Straight songs, complete with those adorable hand gestures. You wil get Straight, at SIBS, and with the inevitable celebrity endorsments we will receive, it will become quite fashionable to do so. I look forward to doing your re-intake, Froderick, I think you will make an excellent 5th Phaser at the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc.-by-the Sea.
LOVE YA!!!!!!
Have a seat..........