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Hey Quinn, Yeah it was your radio.  I remember the GM perfectly, you didn't really care that she took your radio either. I think staff was just bored that day.  I borowed ppls shit all the time and I never got caught. No one gave a shit.

You never had to SP Jodie stillson or Christy Blondeau.  Jodie launched at me and bit my boob once. Man I think she left teeth marks. I was on double SP'd with Christine  Frides and Christine got launched and and her face licked.  Never mind the fact that she would scream spice girls and Hanson lyrics naked for hours.  Once I turned in a SP scratch that said " She is nuts" and that was about all I wrote down.

Man, no one can mind there own buisenes huh.  Does it matter if a great person is gay.  Missy was there for me the whole time, and she changed my life,  She was a very special staff member.  One time Missy was blasting me and the pressure was building up in my head and I wondered what would happen if I just layed on the floor.  And i did, I was COF that day.  She didn't shoot me down or any thing she just said " Gett outta hea!" In her rocking accent.

Hey Rae how are you?  I hated GI dorm day too, and I hated touching those sponges.  Do you remember Mary Pck, she wasn't scared of anything.  I think I remember her sticking her bare hand into a clogged toilet to unclog it once.  I hate pulling weekends, I hated ataying up so long, but the best was pulling sleep, I do agree on thta one.  It really sucked though when they cam up with the rule that bed people had to go outside durring outside time, when a member of the opposite sex over saw thou house.  ZI think I'm gonna cop to some guilt.
1.  I never did bed checks, looking at nasty fat girls butts all night just ain't my thing.
2.  When ever I over saw the house I raided the personal food cabinet and ate veryone stuff.  This was obviously after the lock broke.  Sorry Jerome, I luv ya but I ate some of your slim jim's once
3.   For the last 5 months I was at Elan no one booked me for antything, ever.
4.  I always picked my contracts to be in my dealing crews and we would put the talking to chair directly in the sunligh so that when the person sat down they would be totally blinded.  Man that was funny.
5.  When ever I was c.o.d. im the morning I would cross out all of my L.E.s in the book and put some scribbly fake initials next to it.  I aslo did this for Danielle, tiffany, michelle, lisa, rachel and sabrina.  Because I liked them, and it would look less suspicious.
6.  I wrote fake bring ups for sleep and put Claire woodmans initials on them.  And towards the end I was the only FC for like 5 months so everyone just believed everything I said.  I could walk into the dorms and sleep pretty much whenever I wanted to, inless there was a real dick on dining room zone, then thats where the fake bring up's came in handy.
7.  I never really did my clipboards, and if I did It was a buch of random BS and it's not like the shingles really cared anyways.

Man you know what really sucked! I had to sleep on a top bunk after I split that had a leak over the ceiling that dripped the worst smelling terrifying liquid on me all night.  So I had to tape a small liner over it and empty it every coupld days.

8.  I hid stuffed animals in my pillow case everymorning and then hugged them whe I slept and never got busted.
9.  When Ross Erstling and I were having our little shot down battles whe fucked with eachother so bad.  I would purposely put my butt like 2 inches from his face when I was gi'ing and one time he took the hugest dirt pile and nailed me with it.  It sucked I had sandals on.
So can someone please give me a talking to and some LE's for the major guilt I just copped to.

I got so fat in Elan cuz Of the huge amounts of like random lasagna or whatever was in those big vats everyday.  And I was in the bathroom once looking at my tummy and someone booked me for being loose and making smiley faces naked with my stomach.  I GOT A FREAKIN STAND UP FOR THAT.  Gawd.

The funniest thing was contracts on the post.  I remember everytime i pulled with Joe Martin he was sooo funny.  When I would take my post back after a run he would be all the way by the back door doing buddah poses or handstands then he'd fall over.  It was sooo funny.  And the night before the Boston trip For some Reason Michelle Lessard Jim Bronkema and me were all pulling together.  We had some string and a beanie baby and We tied it to the cieling and took turns making it fly down the hall.  I was also once pulling upstairs on an SP with Tiffany and we were lowering rolls of toilet paper over the ledge and Hitting Jim bronkema in the head with them, LOL this wouldn't souund that funny to someone who doesn't know what elan was, but we were so hard up for some humor, pulling was the easiest wat to contract out or play games without a doubt.  Staff had to know that shit went on.  We were almost always on 1 on 1's when we held posts for eachother.  I never broke cards though.  i didn't think anyone was worth it I guess.  Ryan Blaire, everytime I hear his name I just wanna laugh.  On time he was on head counts with a mouthfull of shampoo running through the dinning room blowing bubbles everywhere.  No one booked him or cared either.  LOL Man Some stuff was so funny.

Not funny or fair, pete is a nice guy.

hehehehehe. Thanks:-)