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Messages - Marty Douchebag Kruglik

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Elan School / Was there any brown noser's during your time?
« on: May 26, 2004, 09:37:00 AM »
We had 2, they both had their noses so deep up the directors asses 24/7. Those 2 individuals were Jason Zeid and Ron Gonyou.

They puckered up and kissed asses after asses.

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Elan School / Elan and Alcoholism/ Drug Addiction
« on: May 26, 2004, 08:07:00 AM »
Elan showed and taught me the meaning of drugs. I maybe smoked pot 2 or 3 times before going to elan, when I got out I experimented with ACID and did Coke for a brief time.

They took away a good dent of my party years so I had some catching up. I didn't really grow up until years after elan, 8 to be exact.

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Elan School / goodbye to my favorite band...
« on: May 26, 2004, 08:04:00 AM »
How many times did Kiss say this is our last tour? And 2 years later they are touring again, this time with poser band poison.

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Elan School / Hey Bunnies
« on: May 26, 2004, 08:01:00 AM »
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On 2004-05-25 06:24:00, MarenMaren wrote:

"It's funny that you mention that ring.  That was def the worst ring I ever saw and we talked about it quite a bit.  Dale was about 5 inches taller than josh and he was also a kickboxer.  Within the first punch Josh's nose was broken and blood was everywhere.  Marc Rosenburg was laughing, and Josh had that ring for just joking around.  he didn't even touch anyone.  To this day if you look at Josh you can tell he has had his nose broken from that.  The worst part is he was a brand new resident.  I remember he was just standing in front of 3 houses dripping with bloodwhen everyone mindlessly got their feelings off for him.  I was a brand new resident too and I was crying at the ring.  I was told by an E-7 staff member that If I didn't stop crying I would be next.  Some people just accept what has happened and I don't think many of us feel as though we are strong enough to file law suits on our own, now if we could all get together that would be a different thing.  When I was a high strength and coordinator I was asked to be the "good guy" in the ring many times with out of controll females, I always refused.  And I rememeber being treated like crap for not wanting to participate. Does anyone remember tiffany's 3 house ring where they slammed her head gear over her head so that her hair was completely covering her eyes and she couldn't even fight back.  My 4 year anniversary of graduating just passed about 2 1/2 weeks ago and i still can't think about this stufff, it makes me sick to my stomach.  I wish all the staff would come to there sences and quit.  Maybe go into real rehab progs where they actually can do some good.  BTW if you were there for Josh's 3 house ring w/ Dale who are you?  Im curious. I probably know you.[ This Message was edited by: MarenMaren on 2004-05-25 06:25 ]"


Thats odd, I went to elan in 88 I think, and we had rings, but if someone got injured the ring would stop immediately and the injured where examined.

Sounds like in your era Elan did not care.
Oh and by the way, the kid that was in the ring and got injured was given a ring becuase he punched his S.P's in the corner and acted out.

You had to assualt to get a ring from my era, don't recall staff actaully laughing, but they did get a rise out of it.

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Elan School / Dave Lorch
« on: May 26, 2004, 07:56:00 AM »
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On 2004-05-25 22:06:00, MarenMaren wrote:

"WTF is the luggage cabin anyways?  Are they talking about the attic?  Remember when Dale Martin and  Man I cant remember his name I think it was marc something, a really soft spoken black kid, claimed they saw a ghost in the attic, then everyone was seeing ghosts, I had a few really strange experiences with ghost like vibes."


That ghost in the attic goes back many generations. It was said it was a depressed hunter that hung himself in the elan 3 attic of poland springs.

Whether it is true or not I will never know, I'm sure some even old schoolers then me have heard the story and perhaps can enlighten you better.

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Elan School / Fecal matter warpaint, Martin Kruglik
« on: May 25, 2004, 06:50:00 AM »
Me Marty Kruglik, you student, you knock on my door and I yell at you.

hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh

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Elan School / no more gm's at elan?
« on: May 25, 2004, 06:48:00 AM »
Me so say we now hold GM's in woods away from media.

Me so also say we get in trouble and loose clients when G'M's where going down.

Me so run G'M's secretly in woods, this way media cannot hear nor see.

hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh

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Elan School / The Corpse of Joe Ricci
« on: May 19, 2004, 07:56:00 AM »
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On 2003-08-17 15:56:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I'm sure it crossed Claire's mind many of times about digging Joe up and performing necrophilia on him.What do you think Claire?Dig Joe up and fuck him?You would enjoy that you filthy whore.



Claire you can dig him up and share Joe's corpse with Marty, you guys can have a 2 some with him."


Oh man!!LOL That was harsh.

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Elan School / Fecal matter warpaint, Martin Kruglik
« on: May 19, 2004, 07:47:00 AM »
Me make you knowck on door

"Knock"
"Whos out there" ?
"come in"

Me so deal with you for not following Injun policy, hi yuh yuh

Me so see you get booked for reacting to pick up paper off floor, hi yuh yuh

Me so see you also were booked for talking without strength. hi yuh yuh

As le me so command you to wash pots and pans, hi yuh yuh.

Me so also recommend that you say 7 hi yuh yuh's before going to bed each night.

Hi yuh yuh. hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh

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Elan School / Fecal matter warpaint, Martin Kruglik
« on: May 18, 2004, 10:02:00 PM »
Marty and Jeffery walked into the woods together and got butt naked and made some serious homosexual love with each other.

Jeffery wore a cowboy hat and Marty had on his fecal matter warpaint, I guess it was their version of gay cowboys and Indians.

Me so want jeffery to be a naked cowboy, me so horny for little fat man Jeff Gottlieb to penetrate my asshole.

hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh

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Elan School / Dances with Buffalo "Marty Kruglik"
« on: May 18, 2004, 09:41:00 PM »
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On 2003-10-14 20:07:00, Jeffery Gottdick? wrote:

"Before Marty shoves his head up a Buffalo's asshole he plays YMCA by the Village People and strips in front of the dead Buffalo.At that point he starts his head shoving in the ass ritual.



Sometimes when Marty pulls hhis head out he is able to collect Buffalo turds in his mouth,If his mouth is full of Buffalo turds he spits it in the air and tries to catch most of the turds in his mouth again.

I never really understood why he would spit the turds out and try catching them again.I always thought it would be in his best interest to swallow the turds he collects when he acquires them in the Buffalo's asshole.



I guess he wants to show everyone the turds he has mouthed inside the ass.It's a sense of acomplishment for him.
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That was a great read. By the way Jeffery Gottdick, that is one hell of a funny name.

Gottlieb certainly was a dick to everyone that came through the doors of Elan.

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Elan School / Dances with Buffalo "Marty Kruglik"
« on: May 18, 2004, 09:38:00 PM »
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On 2003-10-05 07:58:00, Nazi wrote:

"When Marty was born it was custom in his tribe on every 5th generation baby born, the baby be immediatly shoved up an asshole upon birth.it is said that doing so would rid off any future polops that could form in an asshole.

Well Marty was born a 5th generation baby and was shoved deep up inside an asshole upon birth.

Whether or not the theory worked to rid off dangerous polops worked still remains a mystery.



I beleive legend has it that Marty was shoved up every asshole  that was in his tribe, somewhere around 35 not including all the horses assholes which would add up to about 30 horses.see this is why Marty's head is shaped like it fits in an asshole.



On Marty's 13th birthday it was customed for him to eat Buffalo turds, Marty did so so and did sure enjoy it."

LOL Marty ate Buffalo turds.

Me so hungry, me so have a craving for Buffalo turds. LOL LOL

Me head hurts from all those assholes I was forced to explore.

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Elan School / Dances with Buffalo "Marty Kruglik"
« on: May 18, 2004, 09:30:00 PM »
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On 2003-09-03 19:49:00, Anonymous wrote:

"That tent didnt last too long thanks to Marc Rosenberg and Clare Woodman.Marc frequented the tent to get high on several occassions and Clare would perform sex acts for "Johns" that paged her.Sharon eventially found out about it but couldn't prove it so she ordered the tent to be taken down and discontinue Marty's Indian ceremony's.

Who knows, Marty could've been raping students in there after hours.That fire was light 24/7 and was fed all night by night people who use to gather around it for coffee and chat.

Though to my knowledge used condoms were found near the tent site discharged somewhere on the forest line not far from the tent site.



I think another reason it was shut down was because the fire department fined elan for having an open fire without a permit."



Way too funny, Anonymous who are you if you still come here? Your stories and cracking me up!

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Elan School / Dances with Buffalo "Marty Kruglik"
« on: May 18, 2004, 09:27:00 PM »
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On 2003-08-30 06:07:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Marty performs Indian war dances with rubber dicks.He sticks 2 rubber dicks up his ass and puts 1 in his mouth.He then dances around a fire with feathers in his lice infested hair butt naked making all these strange Mongoloid Indian noises.



He usually performs these lewd acts before going on a rape hunt.Once this ritual is over he then seeks out little boys to have sex with.It is to be said that Marty frequents the South Portland grammer schools and day care centers for his rape hunts.



A bullet to the brain could stop all these rape hunts and Maines children would live in a better safer enviroment."


This is so fucking funny, I am rolling on the floor "For real"

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Elan School / Fecal matter warpaint, Martin Kruglik
« on: May 18, 2004, 09:01:00 PM »
How, me Marty Kruglik, me Indian. me so oreintate you into elan.

Me so notice you have a large spinxter, me so wonder if me so can sucky sucky it?

Me so where old sweater like in elan video, this sweater was popular 15 years ago.

Me nick name you can call me is Jar Jar Kruglik

Me Indian , you new resident

You must surrender your shoe laces and have to earn priveleges to wear your pants, me take laces and pants now, fork it over son.

You now worker of service crew, you cannot talk to anyone unless they are strength, me so strength,, me head director.

Me offer you feather so you wear in hair.

That is all for now

Hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh

hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh

howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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