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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on July 18, 2003, 03:15:00 PM

Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2003, 03:15:00 PM
He sucked off Marc Rosenberg in the luggage cabin.Shame on you Dave, you jew lover kike fagot homo.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2004, 01:06:00 PM
I just found this post. Yes, this is Dave Lorch.

I wish this coward would come make such accusations to my face instead of hiding behind a message board and not even signing his posts.

I actually thought Marc was a pretty cool guy. I kinda understood why he did things the way he did which was something I couldn't say for many others at the time. Hope he's doin alright these days, I have no clue where he's at.

As far as what i'm up to (in case anyone who cares happens to read this) I graduated with a BA from Boston U. last year and am now working in the area, having a blast. Those who know me have my contact information or can probably find it from someone they know.

Later,

Dave
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: yearight on May 22, 2004, 01:13:00 PM
x.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2004, 10:09:00 PM
Hi Dave!  It's Maren, I haven't talked to you in awhile, this message board is stupid if I were you I wouldn't even respond, anyways if you wanna talk to me my AIM:  speckofwhoovie

My yahoo is :  Life_on_a_speck

Glad you are doing well
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2004, 09:10:00 AM
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On 2003-07-18 12:15:00, Anonymous wrote:

"He sucked off Marc Rosenberg in the luggage cabin.Shame on you Dave, you jew lover kike fagot homo."


Sounds like we have a copycat ruffneck amongst us.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: yearight on May 23, 2004, 12:35:00 PM
y.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2004, 09:36:00 AM
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On 2004-05-22 19:09:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Hi Dave!  It's Maren, I haven't talked to you in awhile, this message board is stupid if I were you I wouldn't even respond, anyways if you wanna talk to me my AIM:  speckofwhoovie



My yahoo is :  Life_on_a_speck



Glad you are doing well"



What the hell kind of SN is speckofwhoovie? What the hell is a whoovie anyways?

Some people, makes you wonder where they received their eductaions.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2004, 12:11:00 PM
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On 2004-05-24 06:36:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2004-05-22 19:09:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Hi Dave!  It's Maren, I haven't talked to you in awhile, this message board is stupid if I were you I wouldn't even respond, anyways if you wanna talk to me my AIM:  speckofwhoovie





My yahoo is :  Life_on_a_speck





Glad you are doing well"






What the hell kind of SN is speckofwhoovie? What the hell is a whoovie anyways?



Some people, makes you wonder where they received their eductaions."


I love it how people like this can't even spell "education."
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2004, 12:23:00 PM
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On 2003-07-18 12:15:00, Anonymous wrote:

"He sucked off Marc Rosenberg in the luggage cabin.Shame on you Dave, you jew lover kike fagot homo."


I'm guessing that this is because he might have said something positive about Elan, I think if Dave really were gay, he could do a lot better.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: MarenMaren on May 24, 2004, 01:11:00 PM
I got my education at Elan. Doy. ::nod::
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: yearight on May 24, 2004, 02:58:00 PM
z.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2004, 03:29:00 PM
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On 2004-05-24 10:11:00, MarenMaren wrote:

"I got my education at Elan. Doy. ::nod:: "


I was referring to the guy who spelled "education" wrong, I'm guessing that "whoovie" is a Dr. Suess reference, right? It's been almost 20 years since I read any of those books, but it seems that this guy doesn't know much about popular culture.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: MarenMaren on May 24, 2004, 05:17:00 PM
Ohhhhh, yeah.  Doctor whoovie lived on the speck of dust which was considered whoville, the one that Horton the elephant saved from being boiled by the beazlnut brothers.  I thought that movie was killer when I was a kid.  And I thought you were saying I had no education for having a name about Horton.  Anyways, who are you and why is everyone annon? BTW The education I got at Elan consisted of playing snood on a computer in Mr. Brown's class for 5 hours a night. (illinois school)  Then I got a diploma.  That was one of the cool parts of elan, I never did any school work.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2004, 08:28:00 PM
Art what are you talking about
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2004, 08:30:00 PM
NAZI?
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 25, 2004, 10:57:00 PM
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On 2003-07-18 12:15:00, Anonymous wrote:

"He sucked off Marc Rosenberg in the luggage cabin.Shame on you Dave, you jew lover kike fagot homo."


I don't think this is Nazi, but I do think that it is someone that Dave was in the house with. (By the way this is Quinn) Remember that Canadian kid Mitch Kerbel who acted out in the corner and jerked off on people? Since Dave didn't have that many enemies in the house, and he was always on that kid's SP, I think this might be him, just copying Nazi.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: MarenMaren on May 26, 2004, 01:02:00 AM
I hope I am correct in saying this, but I was talking to Mitch about a year ago and he seems to be a very grown up and normal nice kid.  He also turned out pretty cute.  I doubt mitch would do that.  Yeah Dave was such I nice guy I don't know who saying this stuff. Hi Quinn BTW.  Are you doing good?
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: MarenMaren on May 26, 2004, 01:06:00 AM
WTF is the luggage cabin anyways?  Are they talking about the attic?  Remember when Dale Martin and  Man I cant remember his name I think it was marc something, a really soft spoken black kid, claimed they saw a ghost in the attic, then everyone was seeing ghosts, I had a few really strange experiences with ghost like vibes.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: MarenMaren on May 26, 2004, 01:08:00 AM
MARC NEWMAN!
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Marty Douchebag Kruglik on May 26, 2004, 07:56:00 AM
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On 2004-05-25 22:06:00, MarenMaren wrote:

"WTF is the luggage cabin anyways?  Are they talking about the attic?  Remember when Dale Martin and  Man I cant remember his name I think it was marc something, a really soft spoken black kid, claimed they saw a ghost in the attic, then everyone was seeing ghosts, I had a few really strange experiences with ghost like vibes."


That ghost in the attic goes back many generations. It was said it was a depressed hunter that hung himself in the elan 3 attic of poland springs.

Whether it is true or not I will never know, I'm sure some even old schoolers then me have heard the story and perhaps can enlighten you better.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: O.U.2 on May 26, 2004, 06:13:00 PM
Maren why dont i remember you? I was in the house with everyon you talk about Dale, Marc N, Quinn. When were you there.

Now Dave Lorch I really didnt like, But i have the balls to sign in and say it. OH and Dave the booger eating is NASTY. Hope you stoppped!!!!!!

And if not ::puke::
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2004, 09:09:00 PM
Hey, Maren, I'm doing good, I just graduated BU, and am now looking for work. Did you go to school, and how are you doing? My email is [email protected] . I've branched out to other forms of music, I guess the preoccupation with "image" was because Elan wouldn't let you have it. I had pretty much put Elan behind me until I found out  about my friend's sister, and then posted here.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Pete on May 27, 2004, 06:33:00 AM
Hi Dave,

It's Pete.  I avoid this site for the most part because I don't have much time for a personal life lately with my new job and school and there's so much hate spewed here.  I am working as a publicist and going to the University of MD online.

Congrats on graduating.  That's great man.  Man, I've been in and out of school for so long.  Getting my foot in the door in journalism sophomore year was a mixed blessing, but, for the most part, good.

Are you still in Boston?  My wife and I are there occasionally to visit her friends.

Take care of yourself, man and hi to everyone else too.

Pete
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2004, 10:32:00 PM
Marc Newman was so mean to me
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: yearight on December 12, 2004, 12:19:00 PM
x.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: kelleyblaney on December 12, 2004, 04:39:00 PM
i always liked marc newman
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: coz on December 13, 2004, 07:46:00 AM
...
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: kelleyblaney on December 13, 2004, 09:32:00 AM
thats too funny greg
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: yearight on July 08, 2007, 12:30:11 PM
Oliver Urena. What happened to that sour little butterball? I don't remember seeing that kid smile unless it was at food, softball or someone else's pain. Bet he's a Yankees fan now.

How about Jeremy Dean? Rich Iavarone? Ken Schinke? Mike Demuth?

Wish most people hadn't disappeared off the radar. Oliver posted on here and if he's less of a self-serving prick all the time, I wouldn't mind hearing from him.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: java.gurl on July 09, 2007, 12:10:56 PM
I was a new rez with a dude named Dave Kaz but that was back in 91. He was a tall dude with a spiked up hair do and was into Heavy Metal. THAT Dave Kaz?

Does anyone remember a kid named Matt Pruden? A really tall kid from 3. Really cool guy.
My dad was so pissed when I accepted collect calls from him...I had to pay a 100$ phone bill that month..
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 09, 2007, 01:11:57 PM
Quote from: ""artman11111""

That would be Dave,Kaz,Nazi,Elan Reporter,Crudick and I know I am missing a few cuz I just dont give a rats ass.
But he does now...


Well Artie.... I really wouldn't say that.... I thought you said I was Dave, then you said Reporter was Dave, Then you really got us confused and called us Andy.

Also.... Wouldn't Java Gurl be real inpressed with the stuff that you say... To be honest, some of the things that come out of your mouth I'll bet she wouldn't hold in her hand.

Oh and by the way... have you told her that you are into internet dating???  http://www.plentyoffish.com/member942655.htm (http://www.plentyoffish.com/member942655.htm) I'll bet she would be REAL IMPRESSED

Oh and Artie.... Have a nice day .....  :wave:  :wave:  :wave:  :wave:

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Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 09, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: ""artman11111""
Is it possible for you to be a bigger asshole?

You dont even know me.
 
What positive use is this "bandwagon" you have opted to jump on.

Is there something I missed ? Do tell


Artman.... Let me help you a little by answering your questions individually.

(1) Yes I can be a bigger asshole, all I need is a little encouragement from real assholes ( Like You )

(2)  As far as knowing you goes, you have done your best to best to show what an asshole you actually are. How honest have you gotten with everyone and how much vile filth has spewed from your keyboard over the past while. When was the last time you had something funny or humorous to lighten the situation. At least in a lot of my post, there was something that I put there to make other laugh. With the exception of those who come here so filled with hate, that I responded to them in the same manner.

(3) This bandwagon I have jumped on can be looked at as theraputic for you and I. I help you by trying to open your eyes to the truth that being on staff has so blinded you to. The truth will set you free.

(4) You are missing certainly missing something... The Big Picture. You know Artie, try a little niceness, a little humor, a little bit of what you have not been. Quit putting people down and being a creep. You might be able to have friends and possibly even get a date.

Oh and Artie... A certain song somes to mind when I talk to you... MOON RIVER

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Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 09, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
Quote from: ""artman11111""
Go fuck yourself


Why Artie.... Why so angry today???? Got a hangover????

(http://http://www.soberfast.com/images/ucure.jpg)

Do yourself a favor Artie.... Look in the mirror, hug yourself, and say gosh darn it... I like me and I'm worth it. Just like "Jack Handy"

(http://http://digitaltirade.com/Rants/archives/stuartSmalley.jpg)
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 09, 2007, 04:15:32 PM
Quote from: "artman11111"
Quote from: ""java.gurl""
I was a new rez with a dude named Dave Kaz but that was back in 91. He was a tall dude with a spiked up hair do and was into Heavy Metal. THAT Dave Kaz?

That would be Dave,Kaz,Nazi,Elan Reporter,Crudick and I know I am missing a few cuz I just dont give a rats ass.
But he does now...


I wasn't in Elan in 1991 Carpet Farmer.

If you cared to pull your head out of your ass you would see when I was in Elan. I also find it ironic how you would resurrect a post that you consider vulgar, yet bump it to the top. :idea:

You are probably the original poster of this thread Artie. You obviously want to keep this place as your personal garbage can and the focus on yourself. And besides, this topic has Arthur Warshawsky written all over it.

It was quite peaceful the last few days when you were carpet farming in your shit hole of a place you call home. But I guess you can only farm your carpet for so long until you realize what a waste of time you wasted on looking for the illussive peices of crack that fell off the coffee table.

I would tell you to go fuck yourself but BP has beaten me to it.

What is really apparent is how you allow yourself to be controlled by this Dave person. Was he a non conforming student at the time when you worked at elan? Did he kick your ass and humilate you or something? You sure do make it known that he controls your every move. For you can't stop talking about him.
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 09, 2007, 06:25:43 PM
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Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 10, 2007, 09:39:28 AM
Again I say to you Artman.... What the hell do you think you are, some kind of computer hacking GURU???

So once more I ask you to express your lack of computer literacy here by showing us how wear our subnet mask. Does your TCP/IP come from your peepee??? And does DNS stand for "Does Not Suck"??? Oh and by the way get your hands off of your "GUI".

Tell me Artie.... Don't you get tired of coming here with a chip on your shoulder and getting into confrontations with anybody that will entertain you for that moment? Do you miss general meetings so much that you come here and try to relive your "Glory Years"?? And I'll bet your AA sponsor don't know that you are really a closet drunk that comes here and spews insanity, picks fights, and still harms other people with words. I'll bet he would ream you a new ass if he found out.

If anything you should be here making amends for your actions, but I guess you have to be sober in order to do that. And you called me a coward, your actions only prove you to be a coward. You can't even look yourself in the eye and be honest about your actions. "YOU MY FRIEND ARE A COWARD"

You know it's funny how you have people come here and defend you only for them to disappear and quit posting. It leads me to believe that you pay them to come here and when the money runs out, so do they. Or you run to your family members and tell them that a bully is beating you up on the internet. Again I call you a loser. And with that being said I have one more thing to add.

Hi yuh yuh yuh, Hi yuh yuh yuh, Hi yuh yuh yuh,

Oh and Artie have a big heaping cup of FUCK YOU this morning.

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Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 10, 2007, 12:16:24 PM
Quote from: ""artman11111""
wow
That was this close to hurting my feelings
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 10, 2007, 02:15:18 PM
Hey Artie....

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Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Captain Spalding on July 10, 2007, 09:00:34 PM
Comcast was just the icing on your fecal frosted cake

Fartman1111 is nothing but a big old dummy liar. B.P found a post where he doesn't like talking about fecal matter yet just as of recent  Fartman1111 is talking about fecal matter

Enjoying a 100lb dog and fecal matter :question:

Why is it I have a feeling that the two connect :question:

You a very sick person Fartman11111 very sick :exclaim:
Title: Dave Lorch
Post by: Botched Programming on July 12, 2007, 09:34:58 AM
Artie said 100 lb dog ..... More like 225 lbs

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