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« on: October 31, 2007, 10:45:42 AM »
And do you know what Kruglik is gonna dress up as???
Huh?
Huh, huh?
Well do you?
A fucking dirty mongo indian!!!!
Old fry pan face himself will be hi yuh yuhing around more then usual today and do his anual touchy feely to some innocent student.
Marc Rosendope would've been dressed like a junkie, but it seems his dope habit has gotten the best of him and his job for that matter.
Pete Rowe will be dressed as a pocket pool player.
Now back to Marty..
Marty always passes out feathers and war paint and trys to persuade the students to dress up as a mongo indian. Unfortunatley for Kruglik no one shows any interest. I'm sure Kruglik will have his halloween totem pole out on display and perform many mongo indian chants and dances. Marty always takes it to the extreme on halloween and makes a complete ass out of himself.
Kruglik will also pay homage to the great white spirit horse so that the great white spirit horse doesn't take him away any time in the near future. He will then smoke his peice pipe which is filled with dried Buffalo turds and pcp additives. His tee-pee-pee, will be the spotlight of his halloween celebration, as he will make it a manditory thing for all students to go inside and observe the crafty construction and the time it took to make this magnificient structure.
Hi yuh chants will fill the air at night as Kruglik dances around a bon fire and pays homage to the great white spirit horse and tatanka. All students are required to observe Kruglik while in this disturbed state of mind, even shotdowns and corner people.
Now on the other side of the school grounds Pete Rowe will have decorated and transformed the over flow building adjacent to E-7 into his "Player palace". Pete will have on display, disco balls and date rape drugs and pictures of himself in pornographic displays. Certainly not for the weak at heart.
No word on the Gottlieb halloween concept as of yet. But I think he plans on throwing a surprise GM and shoot a couple of high strength down.
The Terry witch will be to busy to partake in the halloween festivites because she will be uploading more elan videos on you tube in an attempt to keep the cash flow coming in.
Word to the wise. If you happen to come in contact with Kruglik on Halloween, do not accept any candy packs from him. His candy packs are not real candy, even though they look like the real thing. His raisenettes are rabbit droppings, and the three musketeers bars you don't want to know.
All local farmers are urged to keep their live stock on lock down for the next 24 hrs. Kruglik will be on the prowl after the festivities are long over.
If you really want to impress Marty on Halloween, get yourself a fry pan and poke 4 holes through it to make a face. Then find a long hair grey wig and affix it to the fry pan. Take some string so that the fry pan will affix to your head so that it can be worn. Remember to keep your eyes focused on the ground 90% of the time while around other people to make it seem you have a huge inferiority complex. Oh and don't forget about the 18 year old out of style cardigan sweaters, you know the ones that have buttons? Then you too could pull off the Kruglik costume. Rolling in buffallo turds is optional. Also you can take a wooden malet and bash your hands with it to give your hands the swollen effect.
The next upcoming event for elan would be Thanksgiving. Kruglik will be bashing the Pilgrims big time! More on that later.
Have yourself a Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh Halloween and eat lots of Buffaloo turds TCK.