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Web forum hosting / IS MGDP AN ADMIN OR NOT?
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:09:30 PM »
You deserved the setback, the way I see it.

You earned it by giving in to your druggie will.
Perhaps you'll think twice next time....

Have a seat!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Oprah marketing teen LGAT Challenge Day
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:06:48 PM »
Thank you, my son!

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Open Free for All / History Channel show about Cults
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:04:20 PM »
Quote from: ""Deborah""
Quote from: ""Tri Combs""
Theyve ran a few history of sex shows that were more interesting than I thought they would be... I learned where the word sadistic came from. ::puke::

Yeh, with Peter Coyote? I caught that the other night. Very informative.
How many people would you guess the fundies have punished or killed for "sex crimes"- adultery, sodomy, masturbation, etc??

These ARE crimes, crimes against nature and man, and should be dealt with accordingly! Bend over and prepare to receive 50 lashes, Deborah!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Oprah marketing teen LGAT Challenge Day
« on: January 03, 2007, 09:41:26 PM »
Quote from: ""Milk Gargling Death Penalty""
Quote from: ""Tri Combs""
My dad still thinks all the programs and other shit "saved my life"...not just his opinion, he considers it a stone cold fact..  :-?

Say to him, "Maybe. But it didn't save yours."

And then kill him.

Patricide, eh? Good advice.. :roll:

The truth is that his father was right!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Oprah marketing teen LGAT Challenge Day
« on: January 03, 2007, 09:37:08 PM »
Quote from: ""hanzomon4""
I saw this a while back and...well  ::puke::
Don't be surprised she did a show in the 80's where she marketed Straight, inc.... Lets not even mention Dr.Jackass

That's Father Cassian to you!  :flame:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / What night is...RTP
« on: December 13, 2006, 10:03:05 PM »
Quote from: ""starry-eyed pirate""
Are you associated with $tr8 inc. in any way or any of it's off-shoots??  

You won't take me inta nothin.  I am more than you can oppress.

Yes I am; anything you want to talk about, I'm all ears. Monday & Friday Night Open Meetings & Reviews, Nightly Moral Inventories, Days Off, Homes Rap, Morning Rap, Basics Rap, Oldcomers, Newcomers, Medication Line, Guys Rap, Girls Rap, Executive Rap, The Seven Steps, your Druggie Will, Straight Cook Books,Gone Way Down, etc. you name it....

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / What night is...RTP
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:51:36 PM »
Are you looking for Father Cassian Newton?

If you are, that's me. I'm willing to answer any questions you may have before your intake.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / What night is...RTP
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:46:52 PM »
I am a priest of GOD!  :flame:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / More Truths about Marijuan
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:44:31 PM »
If any grandson of mine did something like that to me, I'd drag 'em out to the woodshed and whip the living HELL out of them!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Cat tripping on LSD
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:41:28 PM »
Only some twisted, psychotic druggie moron would do such a terrible thing to an animal!

Whoever did this could use some time in the Gorilla cage.  :flame:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / What night is...RTP
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:37:57 PM »
If you want a good example of some good "shit-talking," I suggest you look at the "Relationship Issues" thread.

There's PLENTY of it there.  :rofl:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: #s of students
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:27:09 PM »
Quote from: ""Dr Fucktard""
Quote from: ""Guest""
There were no "students" in the program, it wasn't a school.
That's right, druggie- it WASN'T a school; it was a goddamn DRUG REHAB and you put yourself there!  :flame:

Well said, Doctor.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / What night is...RTP
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:22:20 PM »
Quote from: ""starry-eyed pirate""
Quote from: ""Fr. Cassian""
I am the one, the only, Father Cassian Newton at your service, sir.

At my service..??  

Somehow I doubt that...

S.I.B.S. IS in fact at YOUR service, Pirate. We intend to help you take on one of the most important battles that you will ever fight -- the battle against your druggie will. Sometimes it's hard to see the forest for the trees. We know because we've been there. You can't con a con. Only a former druggie can help another druggie work his program and deal with the life-threatening reality of a drug problem.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Let's Do It For Joe Mama!
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:18:19 PM »
He is obviously not all right at all. 85 Day Jerk, we understand the druggie's occasional need to seek attention in group. We have ways to help you see that "being cool" isn't important compared to dealing with your chemical dependancy. We'll send the Straqightmobile? around asap. Take care, and know that help is on the way.

Father Cassian

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / What night is...RTP
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:13:30 PM »
I am the one, the only, Father Cassian Newton at your service, sir.

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