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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I'd Like to See It!
« on: February 19, 2005, 03:51:00 PM »
Virgil Miller Newton getting dismembered by an explosion from a port-o-let tanker truck  :smokin:

These are a few things I would like to see!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
« on: February 14, 2005, 05:05:00 PM »
If Virgil where on fire, would you piss on him, knowing that it might extinguish the flames?

Just wondering,
IDNB

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / A Beautiful Vision
« on: February 09, 2005, 04:59:00 PM »
Virgil and Ruthie getting run over by a dump truck full of dead cops...... :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / The Worst of All Possible Worlds
« on: January 29, 2005, 12:38:00 PM »
President Newton leaned back in his chair in the Oval Office, enjoying the fellatio he was receiving from his personal secretary, William "Rusty" Rollins.

Goddamn, this makes ME sick......I can't really finish this one, fans. Sorry. It just disgusts me too much.  I was going to have Trekker Jag or RTP, or maybe the Butcher assassinate Virgie at the end, but I don't want to think about a Newton Administration. It's just too much.  I can't do it right now.  Fuckme! Sorry about that.  I'll try to have another story for you soon.


Love,
IDNB

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Virgil In the Crosshairs
« on: January 26, 2005, 03:31:00 PM »
Just a nice thought...... :wave:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Virgil, Rover, Ruth Ann, and Rusty
« on: January 08, 2005, 03:48:00 PM »
Miller Newton looked up from the scrotum of the German Shepherd he was sucking off to see that the clock indicated it was time for his next client to come over to the church office and give a rimjob. He cursed after he spit out the dog's penis, hating that he had to quit his favorite pastime in order to make a little cash. "Oh well", he thought, I guess it's business before pleasure", although he knew he would enjoy eating Butch's feces, just not as much as sucking Rover's dick. Soon, the government official had satisfied his perverse yearnings and Miller was in possession of a promise to help expedite his reception of "faith-based" funds for his new rehab program.

Miller called Ruthie on the intercom and told her to come over to his office, as he had a treat for her. Ruthie stopped fingering herself, turned off the "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS" DVD she was watching, licked her fingers, and proceeded to Miller's office.  Miller told her that she could lick his last trick's shit off of his face, which she immediately did.  After this was done, she went back to her office to finish masturbating and watching the DVD, while Miller broke out a bottle of Tanqueray with which to toast the coming federal "Faith-based" money.  While grabbing the bottle out of his desk drawer, Miller noticed a photo album out of the corner of his eye and smiled.  He removed the album from his desk and opened it up, after he had poured himself a tall glass of gin.   Looking through the album, he became flush with warm memories---it was full of photographs he had surreptitiously taken of male clients during their strip searches at Straight, Inc. and KIDS.  He noticed a once-familiar-but-now-uncommon swelling in his groin, and he slammed down the glass of Tanqueray, quickly pouring himself another, then another, before finally opening up his pants and beginning to furiously flog himself as he continued to look at the strip search photos.

Just as he was nearing orgasm, the door to his office flew open to reveal one of his favorite clients from the old days, William "Rusty" Rollins.  "Looking at the good pics from the good old days again, huh, Doc?" said "Rusty" with a knowing grin, "Well, don't let me interrupt".
 "Uhhhh...uhhhh....give me a couple of seconds...uhh..uhh..William, I'll uhhh...uhh be done SOON!!!" he said as he ejaculated. "Oh God yes" he sighed, smiling as "Rusty" got down on all fours to lick Miller's spunk-spew off of the office floor.
"You've still got it, Doc" said William between licks.
"Yes, I do, William, yes, I do" said Miller, contentedly drifting off to sleep, where he would dream of abusing children at his new, faith-based, federally funded teen "rehab".

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I want to force-feed Miller Newton dog turds. :flame:

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....would make me jump for joy. :smokin:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Google search for "Dr. Miller Newton"
« on: November 01, 2004, 01:10:00 PM »
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=n ... +Newton%22


This is the results page on a Google search I did for "Dr. Miller Newton".  

As you can see, this board is prominently featured.  I think it shows that some truly beneficial results have come about from all the trolling, hate fiction, and other mentions of Virgil Miller Newton on this site.  Good to know that Virgil's "fanclub" can easily find info about him.

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Stay away 12 stepper, your lies are not welcome here[ This Message was edited by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on 2004-11-01 10:12 ]

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Executive Staff Death Pool
« on: October 11, 2004, 01:59:00 PM »
Anybody interested in starting a Straight, Inc. Executive Staff :skull:  Death Pool?  Similar to 'Celebrity Death Pools', we could wager on the death dates of certain heinous Straight Execs.  One ground rule, though-- you can't kill the staff members you are betting on. That wouldn't be fair, would it--betting on a Staffer to die and then insuring it happens on that date?  So, in the interest of fairness to all the Straight Staff Death Pool participants (and only for that reason), 'taking out' Staff is prohibited.

Here are a few of the Staffers we can bet on in our Straight Executives Death Pool:

Virgil Miller Newton (of course)

Ruth Ann Newton

Mel Sembler (not Executive Staff technically, but still eligible)

Betty Sembler (same as her impotent husband)

Chris Yarnold

John Repatowski

Helen Petermann

William Rollins (Group Staff Supervisor--an Executive Staff position; therefore, eligible for betting on)


I would appreciate any other Exec's names and comments on their general health, age, lifestyle habits, etc. as this would give us a good indication of how we should bet.  For example, Repatowski is/was an overweight homosexual who smokes.  Three 'high-risk' areas that could be determining factors for betting strategies.

This could be a fun way to kill time before Time kills them.  All in good fun.

Waiting for Virgil to kick :skull:  :skull: ,

IDNB





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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / New Fr. Cassian story
« on: September 28, 2004, 11:53:00 AM »
I was thinking that maybe you guys could help me write this story---I think it's got a good start, and I'm sure you guys can help continue it.  It would be a cool place to showcase our writing talents.   Just continue the thread, maintaining the storyline that has already been written.   Here's Part One.  Enjoy, and please participate. Thanks, IDNB. :wave:



Rev. Dr. Dr. V. Miller Fr. Cassian Newton pulled his dick out of the ass of the corpse he had been fucking.  He bent over and stuck his nose close to the jizz-filled anus of the dead boy, catching a whiff of putrifying flesh, and smiled. "Such a wonderful way to begin a day" he thought to himself, and began dressing in his priest costume, stopping only to turn on the TV in his office, which was showing a gay porn flick that he had left in the DVD player.  After a couple of minutes, he got dressed and called out, "Ruth Ann--I'm ready!", a cry which was heeded by Ruth Ann Newton opening his office door, one hand full of dog shit.  She pulled up his robe and began smearing the feces over Virgil's tiny member, then reached up her skirt and smeared her twat lips with the remainder of the canine crap.  This was the ritual they used to begin a day at Christ At the Sea Church, a ritual that was not complete until Ruth Ann inserted a straw in the ass of the corpse and began felching Virgil's cum through it.
   Miller always liked to watch Ruthie slurping his jizz---it reminded him of the old days, back when he could get a hard-on with her.  Nowadays, only animals, corpses, and shit turned him on enough to get it up.
   Ruthie finished slurping Miller's jizz out of the dead boy's ass, walked over to Miller and gave him a deep tongue kiss, during which she passed Miller's spunk over to his mouth.  Miller felt an inward glow of joy as he tasted his own semen, mixed with the dead boy's rotting anal flavor.  He smiled at Ruthie and walked out into the sanctuary.  It was time to do the Lord's work.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Miller Newton, Fuckwad
« on: September 25, 2004, 12:21:00 PM »
Miller Newton truly disgusts me, and is one person that I would love to read about in the obituary section of the paper.  

He is a vile, evil man (a term I use loosely) and I am truly appalled that I have to breathe the same air as he does.  When he finally kicks it from whatever ailment finally does him in, it will be a great day.

I find it truly one of life's many injustices that that man is walking around free after having performed and overseen so criminal abuses against children.

His sick, power-crazed needs for control are indicative of some sort of weirdness that went on in young Virgil's life---perhaps he was assfucked by the other kids at school, or maybe by a teacher, parent or other authority figure such as a minister or priest.  This in no way excuses Miller's criminal antics, but it would help to explain them.

What kind of sadistic monster takes pride in abusing children?  Wow, you're a real man, Virgil.  You sure showed us who was boss.  How you live with yourself is beyond me-- it is actually evidence that you have no heart, soul, or conscience.  If you did you would kill yourself for all the heinous crimes you have committed, crimes which you can in no way "make amends" for.  You disgusting heap of slime, shit and putrid, Ruthie-fucking sleaze, I hope you die of a painful, slow, torturous disease that keeps you around long enough so that each of us can look you in your jaundiced eyes and tell you and your vile hag of a shit-filled whore, Ruthie, exactly how delighted we are at your suffering.  You said you wanted me to "share feelings", AND I WILL GLADLY DO SO.....FUCK OFF and DIE you evil shithead.  I, and many others fucking HATE you!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Goddamn, but I hate Virgil!!!!!
« on: September 20, 2004, 11:41:00 AM »
God, but I hate Miller Newton.  I want him to suffer some sort of unspeakable agony.  That bastard really irks me the way he is out walking around free after all the shit he put us through.  I hate the sonofabitch beyond the capacity of words to describe.  Join me in prayer, please:

Lord, I know I don't talk to you much, and don't even believe in you, but if you would see fit to give Virgil colon and prostate cancer, I would be most appreciative and would call us even on the favors you owe me.  Give it to him good, Jehovah, then let him think there's a chance it'll go into remission just long enough to give him hope and then send it back along with leprosy, ebola, heps A, B, and C, and AIDS.  Show him no mercy, Lord, and let the lesions on his penis continue to remind him of what a shit he was to us in our youth.  Thanks again, and if you come through on this one, we're even. Amen.


Damn but I hate that shithead.  I can't wait 'til he dies, unless he's suffering in constant pain, then I could wait forever.  It disgusts me that he is walking around free, living on the water, and not being tortured for the shit he did.  He needs to be sodomized by the mic he used to spout his bullshit through at open meetings.  He needs to be kicked in the groin by every person he confronted or gave "consequences" to.  I hope that old shit-filled bastard dies a slow, horrible death while lots of Survivors remind him of what a complete asshole and worthless waste of space he is.  I would love to see Virgil quadraplegic in a wheel chair getting vats of shit poured over his head for not "motivating" properly.  Damn, it's times like these I wish I was a military dictator of some banana republic and could send my goon squad up to Norteamerica to kidnap him so my Secret Police Chief could torture Miller and Ruthie for years on end.  That shithead should have his balls dipped in jellyfish venom while Ruthie gets her ass shoved full of PBJs.  That disgusting anus of a man needs to be tortured by some sixteenth century Inquisition types.  God I hate him!  One day, I hope to read on this board how he is suffering from some painful disease, but is expected to live a long, long time.  Serves him right to suffer.  I hate that shit filled asshole and his sorry-ass cuntbag wife.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Think of this......
« on: September 17, 2004, 03:01:00 PM »
Dr. Dr. Rev. Fr. Virgil Miller "Cassian" Newton dying of a painful disease while Survivors of Straight and Kids file into his hospital room to spit, puke, or piss on him and laugh as he convulses in agony as he slowly and painfully dies. :wave:


I really hope this happens.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I can't wait
« on: September 11, 2004, 02:54:00 PM »
I can't wait for Virgil's funeral.

I want to piss on his grave and laugh at Ruthie as she cries.

I want to do lines of coke off of his tombstone.

I want to wear a party hat as I dance on his grave.

I want to do all this and more.......

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