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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Anonymous on June 07, 2007, 11:19:24 PM

Title: Shaq's Big Challenge
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2007, 11:19:24 PM
I haven't watched a reality tv show since the black girl slapped the shit out of abe and got tossed off road rules latin america. I believe that was about 9 years ago.


maybe it's because it was a commercial during this game 1 of the nba finals and the spurs are about as much fun to watch as steak tips marinating in the fridge, but this new reality show with shaq getting little fat kids back into shape looks absoutely hysterical.

"it's not about losing weight, it's about saving these kid's lives"
Title: Shaq's Big Challenge
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2007, 11:42:48 PM
I am guessing that the parents signed the kids up as I doubt a kid would call in and sign themselves for something like this? kind of strange thing for a parent to do isn't it? I mean being overweight leaves you sensitive enough that national tv might be too much ..
Title: Shaq's Big Challenge
Post by: try another castle on June 08, 2007, 12:47:48 AM
I for one would love to have Shaq as a (free) personal trainer. Actually, I would love to have anyone who knew what they were doing as a personal trainer. But I'm po'.

However, I would not want to be on TV while working out.  That's just sad.
Title: Shaq's Big Challenge
Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 03:52:52 PM
I'm currently eating Carl's Jr. 6 times a day so I can get fat enough to get a cameo on this show. Shaq is my boy and I can't wait to work out with him. I just hope he doesn't do the medicine ball toss with me because I saw that game where D-Wade mis-timed a pass from Shaq and looked like he got hit with a sledgehammer.

Anyone wanna come to Carl's Jr. with me tonight? My Blood Jalapeno Burger Content is .2 right now.
Title: Shaq's Big Challenge
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2007, 08:35:07 PM
Shaq isn't evil, so I'm not worried.

It's like if Arnold Schwarzenegger did it. Anyone remember Kindergarten Cop? :)
Title: Shaq's Big Challenge
Post by: dniceo7 on June 10, 2007, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Shaq isn't evil, so I'm not worried.

It's like if Arnold Schwarzenegger did it. Anyone remember Kindergarten Cop? :)


Except Shaq is still in shape...