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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Xmas Carols? Here's my mine...
« on: December 08, 2005, 06:40:00 PM »
Walkin' in a Sniper's Wonderland

Shots a ring
Are you listening?
In the lane
The blood's glistening
A beautiful site
We're happy tonight
Walking in a sniper's wonderland

In the street a baby's crying
As you stop to set the bomb
He lined up for the kill
Then your brains will spill
Walking in a sniper's wonderland

In the field you can build a big bomb
Then pretend you're really someone else
He says: Are you leaving?
We'll say: No way
But we can do the job
When you're around

Later on
We'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
Of faces so afraid
Of the plans that we've made
Walking in a sniper's wonderland

When we shoot
It's thrilling
Through our sites they get a chilling
We chamber a round
One shot and you are down
Walking in a sniper's wonderland

Walking in a sniper's wonderland
Walking in a sniper's wonderland

(U.J. & B.F.)

Marine snipers wish all a Merry Christmas.
Please add your own Xmas carols. That's the Baghdad version. Add your own, if you wish. I'd bet someone could come up with something "snappy" regarding Straight. Jason[ This Message was edited by: misbehaver on 2005-12-08 16:05 ]

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight Cut
« on: October 07, 2005, 12:41:00 PM »
I've been doing some CAD designs of bladeware. So far, I've come up with two protos:

1)The Phaser

A 4in. high polish stainless steel with Micarta handle slabs that match the blue chairs. It will be a utility knife (ie. kitchen,etc) that can still be used for self defense.

2)The Misbehaver

A pure fighter, with a recurved blade and a variety of options. This will be made to the customer's needs and skill level. 6-8in. blade.
Handle options will be per request.

The Executive (dagger) may follow the line.

Does anyone have interest? I've taken some time off and gotta stay busy. Jason

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Misbehaver chicks
« on: February 10, 2005, 02:45:00 AM »
I've got 60 days CONUS before I chase a Brit reporter(and crew)around that Iraqi Sunnishithole. I need a woman that can save my life and stand with me at all cost. I've finally realized that it's time to slow down and pass my skill on> When I stopped getting flight to fight and cases of ammo w/training schedules I recognized I was retired at 34;yet not obsolete.
If any MBer chicks want to get down; respond.Jason

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Flashback XX01
« on: July 25, 2004, 05:25:00 AM »
DUMPSTERIZED

I related about being muscled around by some phasers on  a weight bench in a post regarding host homes. Sharing again, I bring this...

This loud mouthed, cracked out idiot said some raw shit to my friend's wife. He was given enough goodies to take his ass to ozone. Then stripped and fitted out with my bud's wife's intimate apparel, perched on a weight bench, he was videotaped. Blubbering for the camera; we asked the bitch to pull his panties up. He then sat for a viewing in front of the chick who took his load.  Not enough!

He presented less than gentlemanly behavior once again and was rewarded. This time around his ass was given the goodies, stripped and dumped off in the shittiest apartment building around. Well, he did have his socks on; clothing and all personal possessions were tossed into a dumpster.He never spoke about this and was allowed to be in the "group". Lesson learned? Ya see, Straight did teach a few tricks that can be effective.

Dumpsterized (as a technique) evolved to a place that I never thought possible. Not even for me. Jason

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / A Room With A View
« on: November 21, 2003, 05:22:00 PM »
While staying in the guest room at my parents home I began thinking about all the different "phaser rooms". The accomodations ranged widely; esp. for a guest who had learned to actually manipulate the misbehaver policy (guilt trip on parents, etc). Some host parents feared having a MBer in their home and ran around like paranoid androids; others often encouraged their phasers to conduct a pseudo exorcism (with a good ass kicking). I never got violent in a host home; I knew what to expect at the building, in a strange home I did not. Other MBers use to pull little tricks at home like pissing down the HVAC ducts, etc. The worst home was my own; being sent home as a newcomer really rattled me. Seeing my house transformed in to prison pissed me off so badly that I vowed never to cower.

Years later, I still remember the door alarm, window and drawer locks and a Chevy with it's rear door handles removed. Every once in a while, I hear the familiar tone of the door alarm and go on alert. Anybody else have similar experiences and/or visions of night spent in "a room with a view"?  This post is written with a light heart and a full glass; Let's have a few laughs!

Happy Holidays everyone, Jason

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight and the Double Edged Sword
« on: October 03, 2002, 05:05:00 PM »
I've used my experience in the program to insulate me from feeling or caring about anyone or anything. This allowed me to strike with impunity; no one else's feelings ever needed concern me. Sharp edged and callous.



On the other hand, when it came time for me to respond to or reciprocate honest and often loving feelings, I could not. I cannot.I simply pushed my loved ones away or moved on to the next to be conquered. Hence, the theory of the "Double Edged Sword"; I'm way too quick to cut off any potential chance of "feeling", while the other side of the blade is dulled far enough not to inflict any harm.



Does any of this sound familiar? To push people away; knowing that you want them more than anything? Now, I want to feel; to be sensitive to those around me, but cannot.

Can anyone relate? I hope it's not too late.

[ This Message was edited by: misbehaver on 2002-10-03 14:05 ]

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / STRAIGHT books, screenplays, etc.
« on: January 29, 2002, 04:11:00 PM »
While I recognize the First Ammendment, I can't help but question the motives of some of these projects. Sure, some will be positive, some negative and probably a mix of both. I'm not trying to quell anyone's ability to produce media.

My position is kinda like Jack Nicholson's line from the film "A Few Good Men":
"You want the TRUTH? You can't handle the TRUTH". Many of these books and screenplay projects are written by Straight clients, but the whole idea of rehashing,thus empowering the Straight experience disturbs me. Do we really think most readers want to know exactly what went on in the Program? I think not. I also wonder where the profit margin factors into the equation...

The whole idea reminds of why my vet brothers won't go see a war movie. Haven't we had enough? How can we be expected to let go of this horror if someone wants to exploit it/us once again? Again, please don't think I'm trying to speak for everyone involved or discount some great documentation of life in Straight. Jason

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Live at Last...
« on: October 01, 2001, 05:35:01 PM »
Live at Last...
My name is Jason and I served six months at the Cincinnati Straight, Inc. facility during 1986. I fought every

day and was ultimately sent to a psych ward after I shimmied up a 30ft. I beam and threatened to jump.

I was also locked in an intake room for 18+/= days in an attempt to "break" me; I responded by shitting in my sock and swinging it wildly overhead. Har! Also, dubbed the "jedi master" thru my exploitatation of flourescent bulbs as swords. Yes, I was beaten down by these mindless zombies; but my specialty was the conversion of upper phasers to my "cause". I reached so many that the staff brought in "specialists" prepared to remove me to the Boston group...I got to them harder than then they ever got to me...


Dumb assed Question #1: why does it still hurt when I dream of this time in my life?


DAQ#2: will I ever be able to fully leave this episode in the past? how?


BTW, thanks to the people of this forum; I feel somewhat "at home"...


Jason


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