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Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 06:42:00 PM
My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 06:48:00 PM
Do you have a video camera?
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: CCM girl 1989 on May 03, 2006, 06:51:00 PM
Web Cam?!!! lol
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Troll Control on May 03, 2006, 06:53:00 PM
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On 2006-05-03 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?"


Some people don't want kids to have ANY fun.
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 03, 2006, 07:39:00 PM
/r/ torrent
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: CCM girl 1989 on May 03, 2006, 07:47:00 PM
Until I hear they brought in the family dog as a participant in a threesome........I say let them be!

If they want to have two headed children, that's there business.

Hahahaha, yes this is the lighter side of fornits. What would I do without my afternoon 7&7 and dose of fornits?

Well, they are putting in the steel cage for the pool. 4 weeks from now, my afternoon cocktail will be having had on the deck of our pool.

Ain't life beautiful?
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: The Liger on May 03, 2006, 07:49:00 PM
Yum cocktails...I'm jealous because I'm pregnant...and I'm 12, and the prostitution only pays enough for crack.
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: CCM girl 1989 on May 03, 2006, 07:53:00 PM
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On 2006-05-03 16:49:00, The Liger wrote:

"Yum cocktails...I'm jealous because I'm pregnant...and I'm 12, and the prostitution only pays enough for crack.
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and whoever said crack was whack????? They don't know what they're talking about!
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 08:04:00 PM
Hey, you're a regular McGruff there with all the drug propganda. Seriously, I think DARE is looking for some new armed counselors to go talk to eleven year olds.
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 03, 2006, 08:12:00 PM
I remember I got out of my DARE course assignments because I just didnt wanna do it, and I didnt wanna give a big stupid speech about 'drugs and me' because of shyness.

Now Im glad that I rebelled in such a minor way, totally un aware of what was going on, and can brag about it now.  :lol: That and wtf does a 10 year old whose never trouched drugs have to say about drugs effecting him?
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Jerry Falwell on May 03, 2006, 08:15:00 PM
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On 2006-05-03 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?"


I have a program for you. Go to a dog store and buy there medium sized dog cage. Lock your boy in it until he promises not to have sex until he is married. Premarital sex really gives me the creeps. Tell his cousin if she loves him she can wait. If this doesn't work, send him to my ministries. God bless my son.

(http://http://www.policycounsel.org/mediac/400_0/media/Jerry~Falwell~$28WinCE$29.jpg)
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 03, 2006, 08:19:00 PM
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On 2006-05-03 17:15:00, Jerry Falwell wrote:

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On 2006-05-03 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:


"My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?"




I have a program for you. Go to a dog store and buy there medium sized dog cage. Lock your boy in it until he promises not to have sex until he is married. Premarital sex really gives me the creeps. Tell his cousin if she loves him she can wait. If this doesn't work, send him to my ministries. God bless my son.



(http://http://www.policycounsel.org/mediac/400_0/media/Jerry~Falwell~$28WinCE$29.jpg)"


Mr. Fallwell,
What do we do about childhood masturbation?
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 08:22:00 PM
sex is for reproduction. sometimes i wish that certain peoples' parents didn't do it.
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 03, 2006, 08:24:00 PM
Thanks. Ill be sure to FUCK when Im trying to have fun and save the sex for conception  :grin:
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Jerry Falwell on May 03, 2006, 08:27:00 PM
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Mr. Fallwell,
What do we do about childhood masturbation?


Nip it in the but before it starts. Remember, it all starts with the parents. They need to use available technology to keep their kids in line to receive the lord's good blessing on their day of reckoning.
Wireless pinhole cameras in the ceiling are both easy to install and affordable. Review the tapes and when the child is found masturbating, give them a thorough shaming, make them read the bible more often, and explain how perverted masturbation is.
If this doesn't work, there is always the dog cage. Thank you for your interest, please donate money to my ministry in exchange for this advice. God bless my son.
Now, let us all pray.

(http://http://www.gaymediaartsproject.org/jerry-falwell.jpg)
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: CCM girl 1989 on May 03, 2006, 08:27:00 PM
Are you cocktailing too?
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: CCM girl 1989 on May 03, 2006, 08:28:00 PM
It is hump day (Wednesday).
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Jerry Falwell on May 03, 2006, 08:29:00 PM
Rampant alcohol and sex abuse are more signs of the end times. Invite the word of Jesus into your heart, before it's too late. The end is near.
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 11:02:00 PM
Okay I absolutely LOVE the camera idea.  Even if you only own one, make them think they're everywhere, and you'll have them boning in the bushes, meeting at parks, etc.  Maybe you could schedule a meeting with a genetic counselor who could discuss the implications of first cousins having babies, and then take them to an institution to volunteer with people with severe disabilities.  You can temporarily avoid all family gatherings, or you can require that the two stay right next to you.  

Now in my family, I'd just tell Grandma.  That would embarass the hell out of the two horndogs.
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: CCM girl 1989 on May 03, 2006, 11:02:00 PM
Where the heck are you????
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Anonymous on May 05, 2006, 05:59:00 PM
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On 2006-05-03 17:15:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"One would tend to wonder how many of the kids were prompted to try drugs right after their intial Dare Frenzy.

Interesting point of view.  My daughter recently told me that when she was in 5th grade a DARE person gave one of their talks at her school.  She said she had no idea at the time what drugs were  this but when the program was over she was convinced that she was going to have a "relationship with drugs" in her future.  And yup, she did.  She's "clean" now (her choice) and living a good life but I have often wondered how many other kids had the same experience.
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 05, 2006, 06:15:00 PM
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On 2006-05-05 14:59:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-05-03 17:15:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:


"One would tend to wonder how many of the kids were prompted to try drugs right after their intial Dare Frenzy.



Interesting point of view.  My daughter recently told me that when she was in 5th grade a DARE person gave one of their talks at her school.  She said she had no idea at the time what drugs were  this but when the program was over she was convinced that she was going to have a "relationship with drugs" in her future.  And yup, she did.  She's "clean" now (her choice) and living a good life but I have often wondered how many other kids had the same experience."


I avoided all that bullshit because I thought it was boring, stupid, asinine, and irrelevant.

Then again, so was everything else in public school.  :idea: [ This Message was edited by: Nihilanthic on 2006-05-05 15:16 ]
Title: Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
Post by: Anonymous on May 05, 2006, 11:39:00 PM
On the cousins: Boy, do I know a lot of kissing cousins!  It's sort of like playing doctor (assuming its consensual and age-equivalent) with someone you know and feel comfortable with...  On the other hand, half the fun my friends had with it was knowing it was taboo.  I never got to kiss my cousin (2nd removed), but I always wished I did when I had the chance!  First cousins but be a bit weird for me.

It's normal, but as a parent, I would feel uncomfortable about it.  

The tell Grandma idea was a hoot.